OC.net Palace sees revelry, only 2 arrests.
Minimal police were necessary to quell the revelry surrounding the election of the new Faith Issues Moderator. Only 2 arrests were made for public intoxication, the lowest number ever and certainly a far cry from the disorder surrounding the "Synod of Spirits" a number of years ago.
One of the men arrested was overheard babbling about Darwin and apokatastasis while claiming to be a canonist of the Ecumenical Throne. Constantinople has denied all involvement.
Said the Administrative spokesman FrChris, "It is a sad day when our members cannot hold their liquor, especially on such a joyous day. We hope this does not overshadow the election of PeterTheAleut, and we are planning with continuing with the Election Games for the next three weeks. Tickets are still available for the gladiatorial battles!"
Some of the cries overheard on the day:
Only one man, in the back, was overheard saying "Where is SmoT?"www.whyonearthareyoufollowingthislink.darwiniscrying.com/thejokeisonyou/election.htm