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What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker

My boss is a jewish carpenter
9 (24.3%)
Warning in case of rapture car will be unmaned
10 (27%)
Jesus fish eating the darwin fish
3 (8.1%)
Hell no! we won't go!
0 (0%)
I believe in the big bang theory, God said it and bang it happened
3 (8.1%)
Other
12 (32.4%)

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What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« on: June 01, 2007, 07:51:46 PM »
What is your favorite bumpersticker the evangelicals put on their vehicles??? My favorite is "Warning: In case of rapture, mother in law will be grasping for steering wheel".
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 08:40:11 PM »
I like the variation one which reads "In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 08:44:50 PM »
It's kinda like the greeting cards crafted by a Fundamentalist group that they plan to have distributed by atheists after the Rapture.  The card says, "Told you so."
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 08:49:15 PM »
Another bumper sticker I just saw advertised online: "In Case of Rapture:  Can we have our country back?"
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 10:11:34 PM »
Another bumper sticker I just saw advertised online: "In Case of Rapture:  Can we have our country back?"

I like that. I need one.

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »
Perhaps the most common and universal bumper siticker found on evangelical's cars is "Bush/Cheney".
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 10:55:53 PM »
I saw one:  "Eternity:  Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 11:05:35 PM »
The No. 1 bumper sticker at beliefnet.com http://www.beliefnet.com/story/69/story_6925_1.html

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 03:01:49 PM »
Another variation on the rapture theme:

When the rapture comes, will you stop preaching at me?
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 03:42:24 PM »
Other - I remember seeing some decent funny ones, but can't remember them at the moment.  I dislike most of those listed except for the "Jewish Carpenter" and "Jesus fish eating Darwin" ones.  The others are...lame besides heretical.

I saw [Jesus fish] N'Chips once.

....(did some internet research)...

Here are some I like:
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
'Do whatever He tells you to do' - Mary
About that 'love thy neighbor' thing? I meant it -- God.
Christians aren't perfect... just forgiven.
Did you thank God today?
Don't blame God for the things that people do
God doesn't support Road Rage!
How's my driving?.. Pray!


In response to WWJD?, the best response I heard, and it was more of a discussion among Orthodox, I heard Fr. Gregory Jensen (for those who know him) say, "He would die, naked on a cross and humilated."

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 05:36:27 PM »
Another one that I actually thought rather arrogant:

"I'm the man the devil warned you about."
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2007, 05:37:42 PM »


In response to WWJD?, the best response I heard, and it was more of a discussion among Orthodox, I heard Fr. Gregory Jensen (for those who know him) say, "He would die, naked on a cross and humilated."

I can even hear his voice saying those words!  :)
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2007, 06:06:11 PM »
I like one mocking evangelicals: "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I ate Him.:  :o
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2007, 06:20:02 PM »
I like the Darwin fish with legs.

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2007, 07:14:53 PM »
"Got Jesus?"
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2007, 07:51:58 PM »
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2007, 12:10:41 AM »
I saw one that said W.W.V.D?  - What Would Voltron Do?
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2007, 01:22:18 AM »
I can even hear his voice saying those words!  :)

But you probably weren't actually there when he said, were you.   ;)

Nice that you know him too.  I hope he is doing well (in Pennsylvannia?) since his demise in NorCal.

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2007, 01:44:56 AM »
But you probably weren't actually there when he said, were you.   ;)

Nice that you know him too.  I hope he is doing well (in Pennsylvannia?) since his demise in NorCal.

No, I wasn't there when he said that, but...I sure can hear him saying that based on other things he's said! ;)

And yes, last I heard...he was doing well in PA, but since I haven't heard anything about him in a year, he may be in a totally different location now. I also hope he's doing well...he's always a good one to bounce an idea off of!
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2007, 01:45:47 AM »
No, I wasn't there when he said that, but...I sure can hear him saying that based on other things he's said! ;)

And yes, last I heard...he was doing well in PA, but since I haven't heard anything about him in a year, he may be in a totally different location now. I also hope he's doing well...he's always a good one to bounce an idea off of!

Yup, he's a very forward person - will definitely speak his mind!

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2007, 02:44:36 PM »
Another good one

"I support the separation of church and hate"
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2007, 06:39:50 AM »
Perhaps the most common and universal bumper siticker found on evangelical's cars is "Bush/Cheney".

So in order to be a good little "Orthodox" liberal now, we had to vote for someone that STILL violates all we hold dear?  I am not an evangelical, and I don't play one on tv.  Raised as one, but  never was a good one.  Last I recall, taking my money and spending it on tripe, and aborting new life didn't make the opponent a better Orthodox bet. If being Orthodox means I have to give up respecting life, values, morals, and blindly hand my money to beauracrats, you can have Orthodoxy back as it's no better. You guys aren't being very nice about people's sincerely held beliefs.  If nothing else, feel sorry for the protestant sector, they have NOTHING else to hold on to besides those rapture stickers. (annoying though they are)  Can you for one minute imagine having that as a crutch and hope for years, and having it ripped out from under you well into adulthood?  It's like having no oxygen suddenly rolling around untethered in space.
Remember, all they have is a small sliver of the truth-the same protestant truths the country held at it's founding for the most part.  Like it or not.
Haven't seen a good ORthodox bumper sticker that wasn't just as arrogant and snarky.  "Orthodoxy-we wrote your Bible" isn't any better.  I would even go for a snarky one if it was any good!

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2007, 06:50:53 PM »
So in order to be a good little "Orthodox" liberal now, we had to vote for someone that STILL violates all we hold dear?

Agreed. Can't say either party is too interested in real morality.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2007, 06:51:16 PM »
Another good one

"I support the separation of church and hate"

I had that one on my car for a while. I love it.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2007, 09:35:37 PM »
Actually I like that one as well.  And might I say, that is a lovely picture you have as your avatar!

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2007, 11:18:35 PM »
^

'Tis indeed. That's my wife and I on our wedding day near a copse of trees behind our church. My uncle took that photo, actually. He's a professional wedding photographer in Kansas City.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2007, 11:57:54 PM »
I always liked this one......In Case of Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2007, 12:02:33 AM »
I always liked this one......In Case of Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?

Hey, that was mine on post number 2. Still a classic.

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2007, 12:08:06 AM »
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Hey, that was mine on post number 2. Still a classic

ooops..sorry, I was too lazy to read the whole thread! Yes indeed, I wished I had one of these to annoy all the rapturist I'm surrounded by... ;)
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2007, 09:08:34 AM »
Hey nacho,

I like your new avatar. It looks like something uncle Rico from napoleon dynamite would do.  :D :D

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So in order to be a good little "Orthodox" liberal now, we had to vote for someone that STILL violates all we hold dear?  I am not an evangelical, and I don't play one on tv.  Raised as one, but  never was a good one.  Last I recall, taking my money and spending it on tripe, and aborting new life didn't make the opponent a better Orthodox bet. If being Orthodox means I have to give up respecting life, values, morals, and blindly hand my money to beauracrats, you can have Orthodoxy back as it's no better. You guys aren't being very nice about people's sincerely held beliefs.  If nothing else, feel sorry for the protestant sector, they have NOTHING else to hold on to besides those rapture stickers. (annoying though they are)  Can you for one minute imagine having that as a crutch and hope for years, and having it ripped out from under you well into adulthood?  It's like having no oxygen suddenly rolling around untethered in space.
Remember, all they have is a small sliver of the truth-the same protestant truths the country held at it's founding for the most part.  Like it or not.
Haven't seen a good ORthodox bumper sticker that wasn't just as arrogant and snarky.  "Orthodoxy-we wrote your Bible" isn't any better.  I would even go for a snarky one if it was any good!

Your reading too much into it. In the past I have always voted republican, I have never voted democrat in my life (though I will be voting for some democrats in the next election, but that is a subject for a different board). I was just pointing out how evangelicals have a high concentration of "Bush/Cheney" stickers on their cars. I think it is funny. It doesn't mean they are bad people. I used to think being christian and republican went hand and hand. I think differently now.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2007, 03:40:15 PM »
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Hey nacho,

I like your new avatar. It looks like something uncle Rico from napoleon dynamite would do.

LoL....Totally bro...I was hoping someone would get a good laugh from it. Maybe I should go out in the street in my wife beater and toss around some footballs. I need to dream big son!  ;D

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Your reading too much into it. In the past I have always voted republican, I have never voted democrat in my life (though I will be voting for some democrats in the next election, but that is a subject for a different board). I was just pointing out how evangelicals have a high concentration of "Bush/Cheney" stickers on their cars. I think it is funny. It doesn't mean they are bad people. I used to think being christian and republican went hand and hand. I think differently now.

HAHA....so true. I have seen so many of those political bumper stickers and you can tell they are fundies by what they are also driving.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2007, 10:05:57 PM »
HAHA....so true. I have seen so many of those political bumper stickers and you can tell they are fundies by what they are also driving.

Works for other political parties too. Ever notice libertarians drive Geo Metro-types?
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2007, 10:18:09 PM »
uh oh, what is this former "fundie" supposed to be driving?  I am aiming for a 12 passenger van with ghost flames, fat tires, and a bumper sticker that says "my other car is an invisible jet". (big families have little in the way of exciting options) The license plate is a homeschool one with "abnrml" on it.  ;D  I don't fit in the protestant large family expectations  well either. LOL!  If I could add some snarky ORthodox stickers that would only help, once people get over counting how many of those little people clings I have on the back window.  I am embracing my "breeder" status since everyone has such an issue with it.  Right now I still have the old Burban, with NO stickers anymore.  Al Gore would pass a kidney if he knew how much gas guzzling goes on here. 
Besides, there isn't enough room for stickers on those little econobubbles.  Is there a good place to get annoying bumper stickers?  I might as well irritate the protestants a little, they keep taking issue with me anyway.

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2007, 11:25:07 PM »
A message I once saw on an evangelical T-shirt:

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2007, 12:36:16 AM »
The way I drive, I think I am going to put an Assembly's of God bumper sticker on my car.

By the way, people from Springfield MO are the worst drivers in the world! Can I get an Amen from somebody!!
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2007, 12:58:43 AM »
The way I drive, I think I am going to put an Assembly's of God bumper sticker on my car.

By the way, people from Springfield MO are the worst drivers in the world!

I do not intend to hijack the thread, but I respectfully disagree.

I was forced to have to live in Boston.
For 3 years.
Driving Greek students and visitors around as one of my assigned seminary tasks.
In a part of town dominated by Greeks.

Now, that situation is bad driving! :D
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2007, 01:48:10 AM »
http://www.worldtimzone.com/blog/date/2004/06/18/

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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2007, 10:46:46 PM »
I do not intend to hijack the thread, but I respectfully disagree.

I was forced to have to live in Boston.
For 3 years.
Driving Greek students and visitors around as one of my assigned seminary tasks.
In a part of town dominated by Greeks.

Now, that situation is bad driving! :D

I have to agree with both you and Bagpiper. I visited Boston for a week during the Big Dig construction, when the highways were all but defunct and the tunnels were not yet finished. People invented extra lanes--shoulder, sidewalk, insides of buildings (okay, not the last one).

Other than Boston, I have to agree with Springfield as the worst driving climate I've ever experienced--and Springfield is a grid, with no rivers, lakes, or oceans to screw up the road system! It's bizarre how no one here can figure out how to drive. If people in California can make that mess workable, we have no excuse. At least Boston can claim the Atlantic is in their way.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2007, 10:59:10 PM »
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I have to agree with both you and Bagpiper.

Y,

You can't have it both ways. You can't have your cake and eat it too!
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2007, 08:29:18 PM »
Then I agree that Springfield is bad but that Boston is worse. So, therefore, Springfield is not the worst driving climate in the world. You're wrong. :)

By the way, we already have a king: Andy Williams.
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« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2007, 09:31:18 PM »
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Then I agree that Springfield is bad but that Boston is worse. So, therefore, Springfield is not the worst driving climate in the world. You're wrong.


Hey son, it's pretty bad out here. Being from California and a NORMAL driver, I have to control my road rage tendencies with these idiot drivers out here in the midwest. Sheeesh, don't these people have like driver's education or anything to teach them how to drive.... ::)
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2007, 09:01:29 PM »
Sheeesh, don't these people have like driver's education or anything to teach them how to drive....

Yeah, it's taught by coaches. Enough said.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 12:30:24 AM »

 Here's two I saw on the way to Branson this weekend:

 "Do you follow Jesus this close?"  Great Christian attitude about tailgaiting ;)

 "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2007, 11:55:55 AM »
Possibly off-topic, but I really get peeved about the tailgating bumper stickers in general. I nearly always read them when I'm stopped behind someone at a light, and they always have an enormous attitude in them. I wonder whether people could just stop caring about what other drivers around them do and just focus on their own...oh, I see. That's why.
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Re: What is your favorite evangelical bumpersticker
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2007, 12:07:43 PM »
Trying to learn not to read bumper stickers.
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