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Offline GabrieltheCelt

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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2007, 12:58:53 AM »
Pleeze, suh!  Mahnd yo' mannuhs mentionin' sich a name in this heyuh forum...an' with "mistuh" addid to it an' all...

 Lawd have muhsy! Ah sez that yankee iz not only a tareist, but they's talk of hiz infahdelity- with uhthuh min no less!!!! Ah sho wish'd y'all wouldn't brang up owuh nayshuns dahk past. Wah, it just ain't propuh umung polaht comp'ny...

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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2007, 04:41:22 PM »
Ah's jes thankin... 'bout 'em bohdah states... ain't ahr great Southn states of Lawzi'anna, Misssipp, an' Al'Bama bohdah states, too... not wid'em Yankees but, on de oddah sahd... wid 'em Keruh'Beans?
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2007, 12:07:10 AM »
Lawd have muhsy, y'all! It's fixin ta git hotter'n a billy goats behahnd in a peppah patch! An' we ain't had neahly 'nuff rain neithuh. Wah ah cot me a messa catfish tha othuh day an ever dadgum one had ticks on 'em! Ah sho hope all y'all fairn bettah'n us.
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2007, 12:08:06 AM »
Laws yes! Here'n Bamy, t'wards end of Joolah, we's expectin' heat hotter'n a kiss from a Noo Orleens 'womin of the town'! But, it wudn't nearly 90 digrees tahdae! Verah cool, verah cool indeed fer this tahm o' yeah!
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2007, 05:47:15 PM »
Heah in Muzzurah, too. Ima tellin' ya tha' ah awways gotta mow mah lawn awfah earlah in the mohnin' jes' ta keep tha' sweat from stingin' muh sumpum fraytful. Not this week, tho'--dat win' was a giff uv de Lawd, indeedy.
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2007, 11:44:31 PM »
 Well now, ah say this heeuh thrayud needs some luvin'. Ain't nuttin' beein sed since Joolah? Y'all got to do bettah than this now... Ah sez, evuh once'd in whahl us Suhthun kin got ta bust out sum propah talk. All that uptaht Yankee talk got me all turned 'round. Lawd have muhsee on us all!
 An' anothuh thang ah been wahntin to ast owuh deeuh Fahthuh Chreeis, how come you put this heeuh thrayud on 'Othuh Langwuhjis' 'sted of 'Romayunce Langwuhjis'? Wah ah do buhleev a Suhthun drawul is about as romayuntic as iny y'all could wont!  :D 
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2007, 03:03:47 PM »
Hyu'hs a 'narticle that'd have me drahvin' ta Wes' Virginny if'n I had this weeken' off:

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/10939086.html

Reward For Mystery Lion

If an African lion is roaming the mountains of southeastern West Virginia, Angus Peyton wants it captured, not killed.

Peyton is offering a $3,000 award for the safe and humane capture of the lion.

He also wants the animal to be placed in refuge.

The Charleston broker says he fears someone may try to shoot the lion.

Bow hunter Jim Shortridge swears he saw a male African lion weighing between 250 and 300 pounds at the foot of Cold Knob Mountain earlier this month.

Rainelle-based Tiger Mountain Refuge and Greenbrier County animal control officer Robert McClung have placed motion-sensitive video cameras in that area in hopes of getting an image of the lion.
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Re: Redneckian/Hillbillia
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2011, 05:09:23 PM »
HI! Fry mah hide! I've lived in suth'rn 'Hio, Kintucky, Ginny, Loosiana, Ark'saw, an' now Bama. Is thar ennyone who'd like t'talk wif me in Redneckian (Hillbillia?) 'Carse, this hyar iw'd be most near artyfishul, on account o' Redneckian pow'ful ain't a writ language, but is instead vahbal only.


Yo' will need t'turn off th' spell check as th' programmin' may be distrackin'. Who'd like t'join me?


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Haha it looks like you are writing in Welsh. XD
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