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HI! Fry mah hide! I've lived in suth'rn 'Hio, Kintucky, Ginny, Loosiana, Ark'saw, an' now Bama. Is thar ennyone who'd like t'talk wif me in Redneckian (Hillbillia?) 'Carse, this hyar iw'd be most near artyfishul, on account o' Redneckian pow'ful ain't a writ language, but is instead vahbal only. Yo' will need t'turn off th' spell check as th' programmin' may be distrackin'. Who'd like t'join me?  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2007, 04:56:36 PM » |
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GreekisChristian is going to flip out on you for using redneck. As a Southron gentlmuhn I am shoh that he much pre-fureth Gentry speech.
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FrChris, For me, it might be easier to communicate with you in Sanskrit, rather than Redneckian. And I don't speak a word of Sanskrit.  On second thoughts, as I have managed to learn to communicate with New Zealanders, I could give Redneckian a shot---- y'all. |
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 05:09:22 PM » |
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Wel, wel, aint we getting all edumacated down in dat der big city. Usin them fancie words like artyfishul and vahbal, yall must think ya some'n speshul, I ain' see'n no trubl wit dem reel werds lik fak an speek'n. Alsu, I don' think tat dis hol riten thing's guna cach on, speshly now dat we got dat der telerfon, now dat riten jibrish jus' ain' got no use no more.
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2007, 05:13:07 PM » |
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GreekisChristian is going to flip out on you for using redneck. As a Southron gentlmuhn I am shoh that he much pre-fureth Gentry speech.
lol...my everyday writing is based on the styles of various 19th century southron authors...so I dont mind giving a go at copying the styles I have observed to be used by semi-literate 19th century soldiers  |
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2007, 05:15:05 PM » |
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GreekisChristian is going to flip out on you for using redneck.
Ah've spoken t'GiC sevahal times, an' ah knows ah can intahze him wif gittin' back t'th' language of his ancesto's. Brin' him on! I ain' see'n no trubl wit dem reel werds lik fak an speek'n. Yuh'ze raht as rain, GiC! In this here big city o' Birmin'am, Ah've gots to be uzin' dose big wuhdz fuh the folkz who gots the diplomas and edjumakshuns. So fo'gimme mah transgresshuns an' puttin' on airs; this hyar is th' same FrChris yo' knowed in skoo. |
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2007, 05:33:43 PM » |
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Yuh'ze raht as rain, GiC! In this here big city o' Birmin'am, Ah've gots to be uzin' dose big wuhdz fuh the folkz who gots the diplomas and edjumakshuns. So fo'gimme mah transgresshuns an' puttin' on airs; this hyar is th' same FrChris yo' knowed in skoo. Jus cuz thayz got fancie edjumakashuns thay can't speek lik norm'l peepel no more? Mus be aful hard livn' roun' folk lik dat always got'n to go roun' putin' on airs and stuf. I tel ya what, can't be no good fo' ya yungins alwa's bein roun' folk lik dat. Next thin' ya no they guna be spoil'd rotin, want'n to wear shoes in da sumer tim an wer stor bot cloths...an all dat on a preecher's pay. |
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2007, 05:48:16 PM » |
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Yeah..... I `grees wiv wot GIC sed! (Whatever it was) |
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2007, 05:50:39 PM » |
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It's a shame that neither Redneckian nor Hillbillia are included in AltaVista's Babelfish!!
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 05:58:11 PM » |
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Yeah..... I `grees wiv wot GIC sed! (Whatever it was) Wel, I thank ye, dat der was mity kind a ya. Loks lik ya got da speek'n down...an I wud'n wery to much 'bout da reed'n, it's jus us put'n on airs use'n dat fancie edjumakashun dey giv us at preecher skool. |
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2007, 06:05:04 PM » |
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It's a shame that neither Redneckian nor Hillbillia are included in AltaVista's Babelfish!!
This hyar is Truth whut yo've writ!Thet's whuffo' ah started this hyar thread, cuss it all t' tarnation...to he'p them who speak Redneckian...to he'p keep this hyar language alive, an' t'he'p it ta grow past the finses and ouch'ander! Nowadays. t'televishun tries t'kill this hyar language an' labels us as igno'ant savages. So, ah's a-gonna resurreck this hyar language; mebbe even make po-try ahn this thred! |
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2007, 06:09:41 PM » |
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Wel, I thank ye, dat der was mity kind a ya.
Loks lik ya got da speek'n down...an I wud'n wery to much 'bout da reed'n, it's jus us put'n on airs use'n dat fancie edjumakashun dey giv us at preecher skool. Wel, tank de Lord!! I woz kinda wurried dat y'all wuld tink I woz unedjumacated an` all. But I's kin see yu's is mity fine folks - nevah mind da fancie airs. Dey's look good on y'all. I knows I kin lahrn a lot heah! |
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2007, 06:13:38 PM » |
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This hyar is Truth whut yo've writ!Thet's whuffo' ah started this hyar thread, cuss it all t' tarnation...to he'p them who speak Redneckian...to he'p keep this hyar language alive, an' t'he'p it ta grow past the finses and ouch'ander!
Nowadays. t'televishun tries t'kill this hyar language an' labels us as igno'ant savages. So, ah's a-gonna resurreck this hyar language; mebbe even make po-try ahn this thred! Ah's a'hearing yu, FrChris an` ah's behind y'all all da way! Corse, ah's a looooong ways from da po-try making, but ah's gonna try ta lahrn, righ` good - an` make y'all proud o` me! |
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2007, 07:32:57 PM » |
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Ah's a'hearing yu, FrChris an` ah's behind y'all all da way! Corse, ah's a looooong ways from da po-try making, but ah's gonna try ta lahrn, righ` good - an` make y'all proud o` me!
Hoo haw! Look ware you 'chat! Arlier you sed you couldn't figger out Redneckian, and now you've talkin' lahk yah no what's goin' on! See! th' obchek of th' Foreign Lanwich For'm is bein' made: mow people ar larnin' a lanwich new ta 'em through dis hyar process! |
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Hoo haw! Look ware you 'chat! Arlier you sed you couldn't figger out Redneckian, and now you've talkin' lahk yah no what's goin' on!
See! th' obchek of th' Foreign Lanwich For'm is bein' made: mow people ar larnin' a lanwich new ta 'em through dis hyar process! Sho-nuff! Ah's a quick lahrner. Dere's times wen ah's surprises m`self. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2007, 08:31:38 PM » |
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Well, I don't know about talkin' no redneck, but I do know I am from West Virginia on my Daddy's side and I can remember the family reunions in Alderson when I was a youngin'. And I do remember spendin' some time with cousin Daisy out behind the woodshed. I guess old traditions die hard. |
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2007, 11:19:12 PM » |
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Well, looky hyar! This thread has had the mostest replies, and the mostest views of all'n the threads in th' 'Other Lanwiches' Board! |
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I just can't believe this actually happened. If I had any concept of "southern" i might join in, but i'm a Yankee through and through. Although, I was thinking this might be part of the "Romance Languages" thread... |
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I just can't believe this actually happened. If I had any concept of "southern" i might join in, but i'm a Yankee through and through.
Ya dont wanna be takn' on dat titl o yanke lest'n ya hav ta. Although, I was thinking this might be part of the "Romance Languages" thread... No sir it aint. Redneckian mae jus hav sum frenchie enfluenses, but da cor be wes germanik thru an thru. |
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Well, pick mah peas! Tha-unk th'Lowrd...sumbuddy 'cided t'tawk norm'l 'roun'ere... Ya dont wanna be takn' on dat titl o yanke lest'n ya hav ta. Aw, he aina be blame feddat, man...some folkshus don' no bedder... Although, I was thinking this might be part of the "Romance Languages" thread... Well, na-uh, we do tenda be silver-tongued sweetawkers when we wanna... |
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2007, 06:16:01 AM » |
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Ah, this thread takes me back to the year I inadvertantly started saying y'all whilst sharing a house with three southerners (one from Kentucky, one from Alabama and one from Tennessee). Ironically, they were all employed in the UK as speech and language therapists. Mind you, I find it far more understandable than the Kiwis - I once was interviewed by one of those who identified herself as an Ocupieshunal Thirapust. Goodness knows what my accent sounded like by the end of that year - southern English laid over a Yorkshire substrate with nuggets of southern states must have sounded truly odd.
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Well Ahll be danged! Fr. Chris done brot some cultchah up in hee-ah. Dadgum yankees all runnin wahld on'em other boards, ahl tell ya wot. Makes me so dadgum riled up ah went an sang "Dixie" loud as ah cood. Song, song o' the South, sweet pahtayduh pie an-a shut mah mouth!
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Sho's good ta see ya hyar, Jibrail! Ah reckin all's kin talk Redneckian ul'd wand ta know this hyar....dat pig bin shot over yonder char, not far 'way from me: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,11749.msg158952.html#new |
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Ah caint speak propuh Southn yit, but if ah heah dem bo's at a gas staishen sayin', "y'all oll oll rat," ah reckin ah'll knows wha's dem ah talken 'bout.
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Ah reckin all's kin talk Redneckian ul'd wand ta know this hyar....dat pig bin shot over yonder char, not far 'way from me:
Much ohblij'd fowah the news, Fahthah. Ah ain't nevah seen inythang quite that beeug buhfowah. Mah bruhthah goes all time over ta Harrison Ahkinsaw a-huntin' them wahld hawgs. I told 'eem 'bout this heah storay an he said ee rekins that boway got sum mahty strong ahms, shootin a fiddy cal pistal up'n down the Geohgiah heeuls. Said he thot a fiddy cal pistol'd turneem round like uh dadgum toy top, bein uh 'levin yeeuh old'n ahl. Ah rekin ah don'no too much bout shootin' inythang sept a camrah. But ahl tell yuh wot, that theah boway's gonna have hissef a big'ol heap a bacun last'eem sev'rul yeahs. Soooooweeeee! LOL....ya'lls be funny. Can't wait for memorial day to bust out my confederate flag and display it while I'm BBQ'ing. |
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LOL....ya'lls be funny. Can't wait for memorial day to bust out my confederate flag and display it while I'm BBQ'ing. Mah great grandaddy fot fowah States rahts in the Woh tween thuh States. He fot valyuntly fowah the coz. Hiz co-mandin ofsah let'eem go home fowah sev'rul weeks on acownt his wahf done gave birth. Wen'ee left ta go bak a-defindin hiz home'layund, he giv ees wahf a keeus an nevah came home. Ah sho don' meen no ohfens'er nuthin, but this heah bowah WILL be a-flahn that beeyootiful flag! Its all bout herituj n not hayut. An ah rekin ahl have wuhdz with inee y'all sez othuhwahz. An ifin ah may give y'all little ad-vahz bout flahn the Navul Jak owah the Batul Flag: Wun don' bust it out', wun unfuhlz it with luv Gabriel |
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Mah li'l tribyoot to th' suhbjeck at hayund... Great stuff bro! Any of you guys read that book called "The South Was Right!" It's a pretty good read for any southrons' interested. |
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Great stuff bro!
'Deed it was! Ah wunder if iny y'all njoy a-hearin all the dif'rnt tahps Southern/Hillbilly accints? Heers a lil' websaht ah figured y'all'd lahk. Purty much weeds 'em Yankees out. www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html Gabriel |
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Well, tan mah hide! Redneckian/Hillbillia is back 'n front of all t' Other Lanwiches board!
Grate news fer all'n us knowin' t'at Orthodoxy is pop'lar amongst us tradition'l, conserf'tive foke!
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Well, tan mah hide! Redneckian/Hillbillia is back 'n front of all t' Other Lanwiches board!
Grate news fer all'n us knowin' t'at Orthodoxy is pop'lar amongst us tradition'l, conserf'tive foke!
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Fahthah, bless! Now, ain't dat feller Ail Go' from around heah, too? Him tradition'l, conserf'tive? No, suh! Ail'ds from the bordah state o' Tennessee, which's gittin' overrun by 'em Yankees. Ail Go's a 'zample of'n this overrunin'! |
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« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2007, 08:18:54 PM » |
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Is this supposed to be funny? I don't think making fun of people is very Christian.
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« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2007, 09:18:56 PM » |
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Is this supposed to be funny? I don't think making fun of people is very Christian.
Self-depreciation is all in good fun. |
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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2007, 09:22:03 PM » |
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Is this supposed to be funny? I don't think making fun of people is very Christian.
Now jus' hold on thayuh freeund. Ain't nobody makin fun nobody heeuh. Y'see, beeins that we's all hillbillies an such, this heeuhs a place whayuh we can feel free to revel in ouwuh hillbillyness. Ah rekin if'n inee body's a-makin fun of inee body, whah then you got'cho self a advocit raht heeuh. Yowahs in Chrahst, Gabriel |
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« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2007, 02:53:30 AM » |
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Great stuff bro! 'Deed it was! Much ablijed. Here's s'more. Any of you guys read that book called "The South Was Right!" It's a pretty good read for any southrons' interested. Umm..."you guys"?! What issat, Yankee tawk?! Read the reviews. Never got my hands on a copy. Like to, though. Say, now, son... we done beetcha to that punch... No, suh! Ail'ds from the bordah state o' Tennessee, which's gittin' overrun by 'em Yankees. Ail Go's a 'zample of'n this overrunin'! 'Fraid not, Fathah...y'see, Tennessee's gotta buffer in Kentucky, which never quaht came all the way down t'Dixie isseff. May o' been late in gettin' outta th'Union, but out she came! As fer Gore, well...all I can say is bless his heart...an' y'all from 'round here know what that means, so I'll jes' leave'r there... Y'see, beeins that we's all hillbillies an such... Oh, nahw wait jes' a minute, suh...Ah'm without a doubt suthuhn, but I ain't no kahnda hillbilly. I do declare (proudly) that ah am a city boah. I got ennuf country in mah 'mediate fam'ly t'feel raht at home in smalltown, W. Texas, but pride in where we're from need not exclude those of us from places such as DFW, Adlanna, Richmun', Mon'gommry, etc. |
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« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2007, 04:45:43 AM » |
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Oh, nahw wait jes' a minute, suh...Ah'm without a doubt suthuhn, but I ain't no kahnda hillbilly. Well, looky waht we got owah sevs heah; wunna them uppity genteel bowahs. I rekin yo to propah to drink yo tea from a masun jah? Let this heah hillbilly learn ya thing er two Jus set'cho sef down boah, cuz skools'n seshun.... The wuhd 'hillbilly' ain't nothin be shamed bout. Y'see, them fellers come over yondr from Ahrlund's all named Wilyum (on account most of'm wuz Protestan'- Wilyum uv Ornj thayut is). Wellsir, they all settled down in the hills all over Southlayund. Purty soon theysa minny of'm runnin' round you caint tell a who's who. An you knowot? Ahl be danged ifit wudn' them wominfolk didn take notice an up'n stahted callin th' minfolk 'hillbilly'. So if'n y'all gotta lil Arsh inya an you from the Southlayund, wahhhh that done makes you a lilbit hillbilly. Cors nowadays, we gotsa minny folks from ahl over this heah blue mahble, ah rekin hillbilly's got ahl kahdsa diffrn't blood in'm; Jermin, Surb, Pohlish, Ahrbik, an on an on. Ah sho hope y'all come away with a diffrn't view of us hillbilly's now cuz tain't nuthin rong with bein a hillbilly... "Gitars an cadillacs, hillbilly muzic. It's the only thang that keeps me hangin' on"..... Respecfully, Gabriel |
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« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2007, 12:00:39 AM » |
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Now wait jes a cottin pikin minut, boy! Aint no german nor frinch influance down har! I rekin you ment to say Scots-Arsh. Lessin you a scalywag.... No Fre-unch infloo-unce? Fo' wuhds fo' yuh: Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard. |
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« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2007, 10:48:57 AM » |
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'Fraid not, Fathah...y'see, Tennessee's gotta buffer in Kentucky, which never quaht came all the way down t'Dixie isseff. May o' been late in gettin' outta th'Union, but out she came! As fer Gore, well...all I can say is bless his heart...an' y'all from 'round here know what that means, so I'll jes' leave'r there... Ah mint nowadays, Tinn'see is a buffah state, since Kintucky is now swallowered up by 'Hio (an' ah wint to school in Kintucky; Kintucky's fate is a sad thang, ah know...) but now Tinnessee is raht on the bordah, beset bah interlopers such as Mr. Go'. God geeyiv 'em the strent' ta faht this interlopin'. 'Course in t'at maj'r dis'greement, only Ginny had more fightin' t'an Ten'ssee...but any Civ'l War buff would know t'at! Also, since Kintucky trah'd to be a nation all's by themselfs in the Wah, but Mr Linc'in would hae none of t'at ("I'd like to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky" he once sayd) ah co'ld argue t'at Tinn'see was a bordah state 'n the Wah...jist borderin' the Com'nwealth, not the Union. |
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« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2007, 12:48:33 PM » |
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Where I live, in the country of NY, we have people with a twang in their accents, too. You hillybillies must have had some sort of ancient Mormon American empire and spread your kind everywhere!
Ma, git thuh shotgun!
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« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2007, 11:26:30 PM » |
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Also, since Kintucky trah'd to be a nation all's by themselfs in the Wah, but Mr Linc'in would hae none of t'at ("I'd like to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky" he once sayd) Pleeze, suh! Mahnd yo' mannuhs mentionin' sich a name in this heyuh forum...an' with "mistuh" addid to it an' all...   |
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