Anyone paying attention to the Lexington Police Scanner? http://tunein.com/tuner/?StationId=131962
Worse than bonkers in Lexington right now. Very funny.
Way to think ahead!
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Some highlights:
"We just had a flash mob. Everybody said they were gonna shoot everybody."
"stopped a car, male suspect was shooting fireworks out of it"
"Check for multiple burned couches that are blocking the streets."
"Multiple couches on fire blocking the street...We need to get on that"
Officer to someone in the crowd: "Shut up and get away"
"guy half nude running around with a propane tank"
"A couch fire. Another couch coming into the street."
"Male passed out on the railroad tracks"
"Subject surfing on top of a car."
"Fire in the grass median...possibly a couch fire."
"Couch debris at Rose and Maxwell"
"We got a woman in a tree, throwin empty beer containers yellin "[NSFW] Kansas" request backup"
And more!
https://twitter.com/#!/search/realtime/%23LexingtonPoliceScanner