Baseball: Couldn't give a crud. But if the Astros are playing, I might watch an inning.
Football: Well, that's a sore subject with me. Lets just say I hate the Titans and until the Texans get any better, I'm a Green Bay fan.
Basketball: Houston Rockets. Though they constantly make me constantly pull my hair out.
Soccer: Cruz Azul (Mexico) and Real Madrid. Manchester United if I can ever get the games over Basic Cable.
Hockey: Dallas Stars or the Minnesota Wild
Worlds Strongest Man: Marius Pujanowsky or Magnus Ver Magunuson
Midget Tossing: Sean "The Human Bullet" McCray
UFC: Dan "The Beast" Severn
Pancrase: Bas Rutten
Tennis: Sereena Williams