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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #360 on: December 31, 2018, 09:12:20 PM »
One of my goals for 2019: drop 30 lbs. Come at me bro!*


*in this case 'bro' is the new medication I'm taking, which apparently has weight gain as a very common side effect
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #361 on: December 31, 2018, 09:15:59 PM »
One of my goals for 2019: drop 30 lbs. Come at me bro!*


*in this case 'bro' is the new medication I'm taking, which apparently has weight gain as a very common side effect

A subscription to Planet Fitness has already paid for itself for us. I wish you the best of luck!
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #362 on: December 31, 2018, 10:10:48 PM »
One of my goals for 2019: drop 30 lbs. Come at me bro!*


*in this case 'bro' is the new medication I'm taking, which apparently has weight gain as a very common side effect

A subscription to Planet Fitness has already paid for itself for us. I wish you the best of luck!

And you also!
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #363 on: December 31, 2018, 10:12:54 PM »
What pays for itself is making a commitment to a regimen and sticking to it, even on days when you "don't feel like" starting.

I'm coming up on the 20 year anniversary of when an Orthopedist challenged me to keep up leg exercises by saying "I bet I'll be seeing you again within the year".

He has retired...without seeing me again.

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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #364 on: December 31, 2018, 11:55:40 PM »
What pays for itself is making a commitment to a regimen and sticking to it, even on days when you "don't feel like" starting.

Too true.

I'm coming up on the 20 year anniversary of when an Orthopedist challenged me to keep up leg exercises by saying "I bet I'll be seeing you again within the year".

He has retired...without seeing me again.

Nice work!
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #365 on: January 03, 2019, 08:10:02 PM »
Sing "curling in the squat rack" to the music of "smoking in the boys room"

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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #366 on: February 28, 2019, 09:57:02 PM »


Even baby Jesus has bigger guns than you!

WWJD, bro?

LIFT
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #367 on: March 01, 2019, 12:41:54 PM »
Being thin isn't the same thing as being fit, and vice versa.  :police:

No, but being thin is better than being fat.

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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #368 on: March 01, 2019, 01:49:19 PM »
I've recently lifted a 50kg human individual above my head, but I suffer with 10kg dumbbells. Lifting humans is more fun, probably why. But I don't think the local gym would give me such option.
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #369 on: March 01, 2019, 03:27:04 PM »
Adrenaline in the heat of the moment might have played a part, too.
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #370 on: March 01, 2019, 05:06:38 PM »
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I take it the human individual was of the female variety?
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #371 on: March 01, 2019, 06:25:17 PM »
Yes, a XX individual. I believe my cousin dared me to.
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #372 on: March 01, 2019, 10:47:15 PM »
I've recently lifted a 50kg human individual above my head, but I suffer with 10kg dumbbells. Lifting humans is more fun, probably why. But I don't think the local gym would give me such option.

Yes, a XX individual. I believe my cousin dared me to.

Just invite her over 3-4 times a week for some overhead lifts and you don't even need a gym membership.
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #373 on: March 01, 2019, 11:23:22 PM »
I've recently lifted a 50kg human individual above my head, but I suffer with 10kg dumbbells. Lifting humans is more fun, probably why. But I don't think the local gym would give me such option.

Yes, a XX individual. I believe my cousin dared me to.

Just invite her over 3-4 times a week for some overhead lifts and you don't even need a gym membership.
Overhead lifts, is this how youth calls shameful fornication nowadays?
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #374 on: October 09, 2019, 03:33:56 PM »
2007: ~245 lbs.
2019: ~165 lbs.

I still have a bit of a dad bod going on, but thankfully certain health problems are under better control.
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #375 on: October 09, 2019, 04:20:52 PM »
That's great!
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #376 on: October 09, 2019, 05:40:32 PM »
Great job!!
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Re: Weight Lifting
« Reply #377 on: October 09, 2019, 05:52:57 PM »
2007: ~245 lbs.
2019: ~165 lbs.

I still have a bit of a dad bod going on, but thankfully certain health problems are under better control.

Awesome!!

In 2003, I lost 60 lbs in 3 months.  After bottoming out, I started gaining muscle mass, about 15 lbs until I stopped in July 2004.  Recently, I've lost almost 40 pounds due to my medical condition.  Once my condition normalizes, I'll likely gain weight.   :(