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« on: July 25, 2014, 12:29:19 PM »

Russia Loses Control Of Gecko Sex Satellite

Less than one week after its launch, Russia has lost control of a research satellite carrying various organisms, including five geckos, which was testing the effect of weightlessness on mating.

The satellite -- Foton-M-- was launched on July 19 from the Baikonur Cosmodrome and while it continues to transmit information on location and system performance, a press release from the Federal Space Agency sent out yesterday reported that it is not responding to mission control commands...
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 12:46:43 PM »

They are probably being punished for not saving Putin enough on his car insurance.

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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 01:46:22 PM »

Yet another disgusting attack of the mammals against the reptilian races. Will the barbarism never end?

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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 03:46:14 PM »

Yet another disgusting attack of the mammals against the reptilian races. Will the barbarism never end?

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Hey, THEY are the ones infiltrating OUR governments! Totally justified in my estimation. I heard it on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, or Coast to Coast AM...or some equally reliable news source!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 04:00:00 PM »

Yet another disgusting attack of the mammals against the reptilian races. Will the barbarism never end?

Space Lizard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-AtTC5upmw
Hey, THEY are the ones infiltrating OUR governments! Totally justified in my estimation. I heard it on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, or Coast to Coast AM...or some equally reliable news source!!

And by infiltrating FNORD you mean legitimatelly being elected to office or having our hybrids in monastic dinasties also lawfully inheriting FNORD the thrones. If humans choose us, it is because they long for our FNORD agenda for world domination.

After all, FNORD why do you want that many choices in your life? It's a burden! Let's us do the boring work of taking the responsibility for your destiny for you and you can enjoy life to the fullest eating, mating and partying FNORD with the other slaves in the mono-atomic gold mines your  friends.

You *WILL* find this acceptable. FNORD
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2014, 08:49:20 AM »

Phew! Russians Regain Control of Rogue Lizard-Sex Satellite

Disaster averted!
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Great googly moogly!


« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2014, 07:00:53 PM »

Whew! I can sleep better now.
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