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« on: August 26, 2006, 10:50:18 AM »

The Parable of the Seagull

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.

"Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked.

"He died and went to heaven," she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, "And God threw him back down?"
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« Reply #1 on: Today at 01:19:39 AM »

Ha!
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« Reply #2 on: Today at 01:27:10 AM »

"Wanna see something weird? Look, you put bread into this slot and push the lever down. Then, in a few minutes, toast pops up!"

"Wow! Where does the bread go?"

"Beats me, isn't that weird?"
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« Reply #3 on: Today at 01:28:40 AM »

Don't let the seagull crap on you.
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