The redhead's sorta cute, though she looks like she'd be naturally blonde. Er, maybe I'm getting the wrong site, I got a page not found?
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.