How come the home keys on the other side of the keyboard get ignored? (sorry, couldn't resist)
And now you, by highlighting the jkl; in response to the dominance of asdf have either inadvertently or purposefully ignored, maligned, and smeared the good reputation of g and h. I will be filing a class action suit against you and all others who have irrevocably hurt these two, and the other keys of the keyboard (such as 'qwertyuiopzxcvbnm,,./`1234567890-=\ and all the various shift-controlled characters and uppercase letters). You should receive the legal papers within the hour.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
Met. Meletios of Nikopolis & Preveza, from his ordination.