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« Reply #2790 on: July 25, 2014, 01:04:42 PM »

You guys have me in tears.  Cheesy

Just got my kilt refitted, pondering my level of self-worth/decency.
Antonis has just been added to my dreams.  Spoiler alert:  He's a hottie.


That is exactly what I look like. Uncanny. Truly uncanny.
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« Reply #2791 on: July 25, 2014, 01:13:05 PM »

Really ZZ?  Really?  No one wants to see you frolicking naked through the pasture.  Angry

Fine. I'll put a sweater on.



A top on with nothing on bottom? You realize that that's no less tempting for some guys, right?  Angry Grin Tongue
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« Reply #2792 on: July 25, 2014, 01:23:49 PM »

Really ZZ?  Really?  No one wants to see you frolicking naked through the pasture.  Angry

Fine. I'll put a sweater on.



A top on with nothing on bottom? You realize that that's no less tempting for some guys, right?  Angry Grin Tongue

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« Reply #2793 on: July 28, 2014, 02:33:57 PM »

ZZ loves to photobomb:

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« Reply #2794 on: July 28, 2014, 03:12:59 PM »

ZZ loves to photobomb:



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« Reply #2795 on: July 28, 2014, 03:17:30 PM »

I'd give ZZ the benefit of the doubt.  She was being teary-eyed in that photo obviously overwhelmed with joy.
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« Reply #2796 on: July 28, 2014, 03:27:24 PM »

I remember that. My expression is due to two things:

1. PDA... yuck
2. Why is her head uncovered?
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« Reply #2797 on: July 28, 2014, 03:28:53 PM »

Did you notice how much arm and neck flesh is exposed?
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« Reply #2798 on: July 28, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »

I remember that. My expression is due to two things:

1. PDA... yuck
2. Why is her head uncovered?

Are you sure that's all it was?  Or was there also a certain amount of "If you don't have enough to share with everyone..."?
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« Reply #2799 on: July 28, 2014, 10:07:55 PM »

Here I am, employing my children in a shameless begging campaign earlier today. And I have to say that the first person to respond was an Orthodox Priest from Knoxville, TN who is a huge Tennessee fan. He said he would purchase the media guide for us and send it soon. A tremendously kind and gracious gesture from a fan of one of BAMA's biggest rivals! Thank you Father Patrick!!!  Smiley




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« Reply #2800 on: July 28, 2014, 10:52:57 PM »

Gebre, I think I have a man crush on you.
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« Reply #2801 on: July 28, 2014, 10:55:24 PM »

Ya, Gebre, you look pretty badarse in a kool way.
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« Reply #2802 on: July 28, 2014, 11:02:53 PM »

Gebre, your kids look tall!
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« Reply #2803 on: July 28, 2014, 11:11:25 PM »

Gebre, your kids look tall!

They are growing so fast! Crazy.


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« Reply #2804 on: July 28, 2014, 11:46:29 PM »

Great to see the kids Gebre. The look very happy.
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« Reply #2805 on: July 28, 2014, 11:52:23 PM »

Gebre, your kids look tall!

They are growing so fast! Crazy.


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« Reply #2806 on: July 28, 2014, 11:58:22 PM »

ZZ's got a new 'do:

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« Reply #2807 on: July 29, 2014, 12:03:10 AM »

At least ZZ looks happy, unlike this poor kitty:



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« Reply #2808 on: July 29, 2014, 12:25:58 AM »

Guys.

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« Reply #2809 on: July 29, 2014, 12:30:21 AM »

Ok ok...I think I get the hint now  Lips Sealed. (You look like you're about to punch someone)
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« Reply #2810 on: July 29, 2014, 12:36:02 AM »

Ok ok...I think I get the hint now  Lips Sealed. (You look like you're about to punch someone)

LOL. No! I suffer from this affliction. (warning language)

The alpaca pictures are making me laugh.
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« Reply #2811 on: July 29, 2014, 01:13:19 AM »

LOL. No! I suffer from this affliction. (warning language)
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« Reply #2812 on: July 29, 2014, 03:32:47 AM »

Gebre, your kids look tall!

They are growing so fast! Crazy.


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« Reply #2813 on: July 29, 2014, 03:39:04 AM »

Before bed; I got a haircut today Smiley
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« Reply #2814 on: July 29, 2014, 11:42:31 AM »

Really?
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« Reply #2815 on: July 29, 2014, 11:42:45 AM »

You missed your armpits, JamesR. 
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« Reply #2816 on: July 29, 2014, 11:57:52 AM »

Me at the beach, got a haircut.  Smiley

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« Reply #2817 on: July 29, 2014, 12:00:59 PM »

Please, take it down before my visions of a sexy kilt-wearing waxed youth are forever destroyed.  Shocked Grin
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« Reply #2818 on: July 29, 2014, 12:03:54 PM »

ZZ and Mor at the beach, got a haircut.

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« Reply #2819 on: July 29, 2014, 12:04:59 PM »

Me at the beach, got a haircut.  Smiley



Did you jack that from the Patriarch of Serbia you mentioned in the other thread? 
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« Reply #2820 on: July 29, 2014, 12:06:20 PM »

Ok ok...I think I get the hint now  Lips Sealed. (You look like you're about to punch someone)

LOL. No! I suffer from this affliction. (warning language)

The alpaca pictures are making me laugh.

Lol! I hope the affliction doesn't last long
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« Reply #2821 on: July 29, 2014, 12:11:11 PM »

Me at the beach, got a haircut.  Smiley



Did you jack that from the Patriarch of Serbia you mentioned in the other thread? 
It was actually a gift, he is a fan of my posts here.
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« Reply #2822 on: July 29, 2014, 01:50:29 PM »

At Walmart, shaved my head about 3 weeks ago



Edit--yes, part of my face is missing, a surgery gone horribly wrong
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« Reply #2823 on: July 29, 2014, 02:11:45 PM »

You are a handsome devil.
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« Reply #2824 on: July 29, 2014, 02:33:43 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
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« Reply #2825 on: July 29, 2014, 02:41:12 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
Ouch, you cut me to the heart. Not your implication, because it is quite true that I was working up to that, but rather the fact that you would dismiss me so quickly. I have needs, Justin.  NEEDS.
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« Reply #2826 on: July 29, 2014, 02:50:44 PM »

Me at the beach, got a haircut.  Smiley



I just turned gay.
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« Reply #2827 on: July 29, 2014, 02:58:08 PM »

Me at the beach, got a haircut.  Smiley



I just turned gay.
Let's just say it wasn't a nude beach before I got there, but it quickly became one.
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« Reply #2828 on: July 29, 2014, 03:07:23 PM »

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I just turned gay.

This song came to my head for some reason
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« Reply #2829 on: July 29, 2014, 04:11:25 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
Ouch, you cut me to the heart. Not your implication, because it is quite true that I was working up to that, but rather the fact that you would dismiss me so quickly. I have needs, Justin.  NEEDS.

I did not intend to dismiss you, it's just that two young bucks like us need to be honest about our expectations. Getting into a relationship with me is kind of like getting a vasectomy: it's probably going to be painful, and you really have to be committed for the long term. If you aren't absolutely sure, then it shouldn't happen.
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« Reply #2830 on: July 29, 2014, 04:12:41 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
Ouch, you cut me to the heart. Not your implication, because it is quite true that I was working up to that, but rather the fact that you would dismiss me so quickly. I have needs, Justin.  NEEDS.

I did not intend to dismiss you, it's just that two young bucks like us need to be honest about our expectations. Getting into a relationship with me is kind of like getting a vasectomy: it's probably going to be painful, and you really have to be committed for the long term. If you aren't absolutely sure, then it shouldn't happen.

Who's doing your vasectomies over there, bro?  And how is s/he doing them?
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« Reply #2831 on: July 29, 2014, 04:14:06 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
Ouch, you cut me to the heart. Not your implication, because it is quite true that I was working up to that, but rather the fact that you would dismiss me so quickly. I have needs, Justin.  NEEDS.

I did not intend to dismiss you, it's just that two young bucks like us need to be honest about our expectations. Getting into a relationship with me is kind of like getting a vasectomy: it's probably going to be painful, and you really have to be committed for the long term. If you aren't absolutely sure, then it shouldn't happen.

Who's doing your vasectomies over there, bro?  And how is s/he doing them?

And what is the penance you will receive afterwards?
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« Reply #2832 on: July 29, 2014, 04:16:37 PM »

That's very nice, but just so we're clear, I will not be your 'safety' in case it doesn't work out with Mr. Phrem.
Ouch, you cut me to the heart. Not your implication, because it is quite true that I was working up to that, but rather the fact that you would dismiss me so quickly. I have needs, Justin.  NEEDS.

I did not intend to dismiss you, it's just that two young bucks like us need to be honest about our expectations. Getting into a relationship with me is kind of like getting a vasectomy: it's probably going to be painful, and you really have to be committed for the long term. If you aren't absolutely sure, then it shouldn't happen.

Who's doing your vasectomies over there, bro?  And how is s/he doing them?
Out here in PA, we just tie it up with piano wire.  We don't need any of your fancy NY doctoring. Next thing you know, we'll be hearing about how scared you are to do your own cataract surgeries too.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2833 on: July 29, 2014, 04:17:52 PM »

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« Reply #2834 on: July 29, 2014, 05:16:12 PM »

Getting into a relationship with me is kind of like getting a vasectomy

Sounds good to me. I been needing to get one of those.
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