I have long hair, beard and Orthodox cross and I'm also single. Please marry me.
I am trying to grow longer hair. Do you have any advice?
How does one try
to grow longer hair? Do you clench your butt cheeks together really tight while holding your breath and thinking the word "grow" in the hope that the resulting pressure will somehow stimulate your hair follicles to wiggle faster or whatever they do and your hair will grow?
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