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« Reply #21600 on: July 22, 2014, 02:37:01 PM »

I didn't get the lawn mowed today. Sad
I did!!!

At least somebody did! It's supposed to be nice here tomorrow, so I have that to look forward to.

You, a lady, has to mow your own lawn? That's scandalous over here as it makes us males look bad. You should have your children mow the lawn! Buy them McDonalds after Smiley

It's usually my favorite chore. I like to do it. Smiley You are more than welcome to come mow it for me today though, and I will buy you McDonald's after. My oldest child is 4, so he's not much use to me for this task. I do have him vacuum though. Tongue
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« Reply #21601 on: July 22, 2014, 04:39:25 PM »

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Sometimes, I wonder what the 193 anonymous guests who are staring at our forum are thinking right now.  I suspect at least some of them are thinking "Gee, I wish I was as cool as TheTrisagion".  Well, my friends, if you are reading this, you must give up.  It is hopeless to even try.
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« Reply #21602 on: July 22, 2014, 05:48:18 PM »

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Sometimes, I wonder what the 193 anonymous guests who are staring at our forum are thinking right now.  I suspect at least some of them are thinking "Gee, I wish I was as cool as TheTrisagion".  Well, my friends, if you are reading this, you must give up.  It is hopeless to even try.

More likely they are bots trying to determine TheTrisagion's credit card number. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #21603 on: July 23, 2014, 12:13:07 AM »

I didn't get the lawn mowed today. Sad
I did!!!

At least somebody did! It's supposed to be nice here tomorrow, so I have that to look forward to.

You, a lady, has to mow your own lawn? That's scandalous over here as it makes us males look bad. You should have your children mow the lawn! Buy them McDonalds after Smiley

It's usually my favorite chore. I like to do it. Smiley You are more than welcome to come mow it for me today though, and I will buy you McDonald's after. My oldest child is 4, so he's not much use to me for this task. I do have him vacuum though. Tongue

So I take it that's a no? I waited for you all day. The lawn ain't gonna mow itself. You can forget about McDonald's now.
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« Reply #21604 on: July 23, 2014, 12:38:11 AM »

I didn't get the lawn mowed today. Sad
I did!!!

At least somebody did! It's supposed to be nice here tomorrow, so I have that to look forward to.

You, a lady, has to mow your own lawn? That's scandalous over here as it makes us males look bad. You should have your children mow the lawn! Buy them McDonalds after Smiley

It's usually my favorite chore. I like to do it. Smiley You are more than welcome to come mow it for me today though, and I will buy you McDonald's after. My oldest child is 4, so he's not much use to me for this task. I do have him vacuum though. Tongue

So I take it that's a no? I waited for you all day. The lawn ain't gonna mow itself. You can forget about McDonald's now.

Well, you know that driving all the way across the country is a bit of a challenge Smiley I about gave up once I reached Missouri and turned back. Next time you'll have to fly me out  Wink
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« Reply #21605 on: July 23, 2014, 03:52:27 AM »

"The future fears the progressive expansion of human observation"
"Cats are birds"
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« Reply #21606 on: July 23, 2014, 07:23:02 AM »

Happy National Hot Dog Day for America.

USA USA USA

A delightful video on how hot dogs are made....delicious!
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« Reply #21607 on: July 23, 2014, 07:53:37 AM »

"In the episode 'Bad Timing,' which first aired February 7, 1987, David and a former girlfriend debate whether to have sex. The episode featured the first primetime use of the word condom. Parental advisory warnings were issued in ads for the episode and NBC placed an advisory before the episode aired stating that parents may want to watch the episode with their children. Some of NBC's affiliates either aired the show outside of primetime or refused to air it at all." - Wiki

Was this real life?
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« Reply #21608 on: July 23, 2014, 07:56:14 AM »


One of my favorite shows. However, I will accept only one narrator for that show, and that wasn't him  Angry

Still, I do like hotdogs...
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« Reply #21609 on: July 23, 2014, 11:38:56 PM »

The view from my backyard.
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« Reply #21610 on: July 24, 2014, 11:06:24 AM »

Why has half my avatar disappeared? Huh
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« Reply #21611 on: July 24, 2014, 11:08:29 AM »

Why has half my avatar disappeared? Huh
What do you mean? I see the whole thing.
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« Reply #21612 on: July 24, 2014, 11:14:08 AM »

For me it's getting cut off just below his mouth... hmm... maybe I'll try reloading it...
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« Reply #21613 on: July 24, 2014, 11:15:07 AM »

For me it's getting cut off just below his mouth... hmm... maybe I'll try reloading it...
Maybe he is being "baried"

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« Reply #21614 on: July 24, 2014, 11:22:27 AM »

Happy National Hot Dog Day for America.

USA USA USA

A delightful video on how hot dogs are made....delicious!

I like how they put mustard on the dog at the end and not ketchup.  IMO that is the proper way of doing it.
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« Reply #21615 on: July 24, 2014, 12:53:00 PM »

Happy National Hot Dog Day for America.

USA USA USA

A delightful video on how hot dogs are made....delicious!

I like how they put mustard on the dog at the end and not ketchup.  IMO that is the proper way of doing it.

Exactly. Ketchup is for fries.
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« Reply #21616 on: July 24, 2014, 05:39:46 PM »

1000th post!

Sure took me long enough, since February of 2010.
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« Reply #21617 on: July 24, 2014, 05:52:05 PM »

http://en.itar-tass.com/russia/742195

World Tank Biathlon!

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“The Defense Ministry is ready for this large-scale and unique event,” General Bakhin said.

The tank biathlon will be held in Alabino, outside Moscow, from August 4 to August 16. Twelve countries - Russia, Angola, Armenia, Belarus, Venezuela, India, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, China, Kuwait, Mongolia and Serbia - will be involved in the competition.

Wish I had tickets.  This would be so much cooler than silly soccer.
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« Reply #21618 on: July 24, 2014, 05:53:34 PM »

For me it's getting cut off just below his mouth... hmm... maybe I'll try reloading it...
Maybe he is being "baried"

*lame joke*

LOL
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« Reply #21619 on: July 24, 2014, 06:19:03 PM »

Pro tip for you youngsters: if you are starting a new medication, and one likely side effect is nausea, it's probably not a good idea to eat a heavy, acidic meal for dinner.  Cool  Undecided
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« Reply #21620 on: Yesterday at 01:24:21 PM »

Gingers gonna ginger.

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« Reply #21621 on: Yesterday at 04:51:49 PM »

The prayer forum just doubled in size.  Tongue
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« Reply #21622 on: Yesterday at 04:53:13 PM »

The prayer forum just doubled in size.  Tongue

There's a pattern there.
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« Reply #21623 on: Yesterday at 06:14:19 PM »

The diversity of regular posters seems to have slimmed down as of late.  Undecided
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« Reply #21624 on: Yesterday at 06:17:09 PM »

The diversity of regular posters seems to have slimmed down as of late.  Undecided

It is Friday.

Counting one, two, three, or more and the server will be down for the weekly maintenance.

Many people already know this, and so do not bother to post. Why post when your entire post can suddenly disappear while the site undergoes its weekly maintenance?
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« Reply #21625 on: Yesterday at 06:33:06 PM »

The diversity of regular posters seems to have slimmed down as of late.  Undecided

It is Friday.

Counting one, two, three, or more and the server will be down for the weekly maintenance.

Many people already know this, and so do not bother to post. Why post when your entire post can suddenly disappear while the site undergoes its weekly maintenance?
While I'm sure that's true, when I said "as of late," I meant in the past few days/weeks.
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« Reply #21626 on: Yesterday at 06:55:14 PM »

The diversity of regular posters seems to have slimmed down as of late.  Undecided

It is Friday.

Counting one, two, three, or more and the server will be down for the weekly maintenance.

Many people already know this, and so do not bother to post. Why post when your entire post can suddenly disappear while the site undergoes its weekly maintenance?
While I'm sure that's true, when I said "as of late," I meant in the past few days/weeks.

Now that I am back what use could you have for diversity among regular posters? I can assure you that I have more than enough personalities to make things interesting!
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« Reply #21627 on: Yesterday at 06:55:37 PM »

^nutjob  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #21628 on: Yesterday at 07:33:00 PM »

^nutjob  Roll Eyes

I love your new beard sans mustache and fancypants brown skin, Justin.  Welcome to the wild side!
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« Reply #21629 on: Yesterday at 08:39:42 PM »

^nutjob  Roll Eyes

I love your new beard sans mustache and fancypants brown skin, Justin.  Welcome to the wild side!

Alas! It was merely a transitional phase on the road to enlightenment. I don't know what I've now become, and I don't think I've completed the journey yet... but at least I feel kinda funny in a very interesting way at the moment. Mzack.
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« Reply #21630 on: Yesterday at 10:00:01 PM »

^nutjob  Roll Eyes

I love your new beard sans mustache and fancypants brown skin, Justin.  Welcome to the wild side!

Alas! It was merely a transitional phase on the road to enlightenment. I don't know what I've now become, and I don't think I've completed the journey yet... but at least I feel kinda funny in a very interesting way at the moment. Mzack.

Now you look like an Obamallama. 
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