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« Reply #22365 on: September 26, 2014, 11:54:26 PM »



Boneless Bananas?
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« Reply #22366 on: September 27, 2014, 06:09:29 PM »



Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.
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« Reply #22367 on: September 28, 2014, 12:59:43 AM »

Does it mean that the bananas have no boners?
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« Reply #22368 on: September 28, 2014, 01:09:26 AM »



Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.
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« Reply #22369 on: September 28, 2014, 01:15:17 AM »



Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.

Ummm, that is the name for curved varieties of bananas. Some varieties are straight.
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« Reply #22370 on: September 28, 2014, 01:17:48 AM »

Boneless bananas are seedless bananas which is what is commercially grown. Bananas in the wild have seeds inside which is called a "Bone". They are now reproduced asexually from offshoots, and bred to no longer have seeds inside the fruit. A similar process is used to make seedless watermelons.


So basically it is an 'outdated' term...but not incorrect at all. Or silly.


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« Reply #22371 on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:36 AM »



Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.

Ummm, that is the name for curved varieties of bananas. Some varieties are straight.

Thanks
In Hawaii, the curved short bananas are called apple bananas.
I have never seen boneless bananas here in the States.
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« Reply #22372 on: September 28, 2014, 05:56:29 AM »

Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #225: Never call your girlfriend Rhonda when her name is Simone.
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« Reply #22373 on: September 28, 2014, 05:57:45 AM »

I just woke up 30 minutes ago. I'm going back to sleep for a bit.
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« Reply #22374 on: September 28, 2014, 06:05:35 AM »

I just woke up 30 minutes ago. I'm going back to sleep for a bit.

I approve of you logging to OC.net just half an hour from waking up. police
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« Reply #22375 on: September 28, 2014, 06:35:51 PM »

Russian babushka's appeal to Obama.  Cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a7S8tCZm8E
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« Reply #22376 on: September 28, 2014, 09:52:48 PM »

oh, you mean the bananas  are not under condom-nation?
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« Reply #22377 on: September 28, 2014, 11:08:24 PM »

Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #226: A train leaving Christianity will arrive in hell at half past never.
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« Reply #22378 on: September 29, 2014, 12:50:51 PM »

I feel like retrearing into a monastery. Growing huge beard and and waist-lenght hair. Practice strict ascesis like the Saints of old. And post pictures about it on FB.
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« Reply #22379 on: September 29, 2014, 01:28:05 PM »

try Valaam (?) the one in the middle of a huge lake in northern Russia.
Or the one in Alaska somewhere; not in the panhandle.

Of course you'll be cut off from the 'net either way....
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« Reply #22380 on: September 29, 2014, 01:43:41 PM »

Of course you'll be cut off from the 'net either way....

Won't do. What's the point of looking cool if one can't boast about it on internet?
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« Reply #22381 on: September 29, 2014, 06:36:16 PM »

If you don't eat your quinoa you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your quinoa?
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« Reply #22382 on: September 29, 2014, 06:42:17 PM »

Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #227: It is no coincidence that patients and patience sound the same.
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« Reply #22383 on: September 29, 2014, 06:54:15 PM »

I'm back from from a weekend vacation (I'm writing this on Monday)! It's good robe home with my cat and consistent wifi!
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« Reply #22384 on: September 29, 2014, 06:55:28 PM »

I'm back from from a weekend vacation (I'm writing this on Monday)! It's good robe home with my cat and consistent wifi!

Meow!  Smiley
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« Reply #22385 on: September 29, 2014, 07:27:59 PM »

Where does Russia send people when it needs to learn about higher education? The local community college here in Westmoreland county, PA, apparently  Grin Cool
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« Reply #22386 on: September 29, 2014, 11:32:01 PM »

What would happen if you mixed up some concrete and drank a liter of it?  That seems like it could be trouble...  Huh

I've lined up 8 test subjects for this, and we start this Friday.
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« Reply #22387 on: September 29, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »

What would happen if you mixed up some concrete and drank a liter of it?  That seems like it could be trouble...  Huh

I've lined up 8 test subjects for this, and we start this Friday.

Sounds like a mouse experiment.

Concrete and sugar 50/50 mix.

Yes, serious trouble with concrete rocks blocking the exit.
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« Reply #22388 on: September 29, 2014, 11:45:10 PM »

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« Reply #22390 on: Yesterday at 02:27:23 AM »



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« Reply #22391 on: Yesterday at 11:47:06 AM »


Are the bagpipes a lesser version of the Seven Trumpets of the Seven Angels?
Or do they simply reflect your less-than-angelic nature?
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« Reply #22392 on: Yesterday at 11:54:26 AM »


Are the bagpipes a lesser version of the Seven Trumpets of the Seven Angels?
Or do they simply reflect your less-than-angelic nature?

That was just a joke. Although I have never played them, I have always enjoyed listening to them.
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« Reply #22394 on: Yesterday at 05:44:10 PM »

wazza matta?

looks like the aunts in your pants trying to team up with the aunkles
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« Reply #22395 on: Yesterday at 06:00:35 PM »



Nice shoes, Beetlejuice.
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« Reply #22396 on: Yesterday at 06:37:18 PM »

Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #228: All people are created equal and are endowed with certain unalienable rights, some of the cooler ones being: existence, limited autonomy, and the acquisition of consumer electronics.
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« Reply #22397 on: Yesterday at 08:39:51 PM »



Happy St. Gregory the Illuminator's Day.
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« Reply #22398 on: Yesterday at 11:59:52 PM »


QFT. (Quoted here rather than there because I didn't want to go off topic. I never go off topic. Ever.  Grin)
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« Reply #22399 on: Today at 12:04:39 AM »

LETS GO ROYALS!!!
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« Reply #22400 on: Today at 11:17:23 AM »

I want pasta. I have a sudden craving for it.
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« Reply #22401 on: Today at 07:04:23 PM »

Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.
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