Even reading that almost kills me.
It sounds worse than it is. It would have probably been easier if I attended services more often.
Most people go home and rest during the reading of Acts, but I somehow ended up staying.
What is your church?
Until recently, I don't believe we had a name but following a schism we're now apparently calling ourselves "Single-Crossers" or something. I don't know, that's another story. Basically, we're a network of individual Old Believer parishes of the Chapelist tradition who acknowledge one another as orthodox, spread throughout the Americas (though there are a few folk in Russia). Most of us live in North America, specifically in Alaska, Oregon, Washington, and Minnesota. If you live nearby, it's kind of hard to miss us.
There are others in Canada but they're, you know, Canadians.
I've thought that your profile information is an ironic joke but now I'm not entirely sure anymore.