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« on: Yesterday at 10:12:22 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/world/asia/hello-kitty-revelation/

-person. That's right, the ever-popular cute little figure with the cat's face, who has appeared on backpacks, stickers and countless toys for kids since the 1970s, is not a feline at all, but a little girl who lives just outside of London.

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« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 10:22:16 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/world/asia/hello-kitty-revelation/

-person. That's right, the ever-popular cute little figure with the cat's face, who has appeared on backpacks, stickers and countless toys for kids since the 1970s, is not a feline at all, but a little girl who lives just outside of London.

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« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 11:07:02 AM »

 laugh laugh laugh laugh

seriously.

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« Reply #3 on: Yesterday at 11:18:31 AM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
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« Reply #4 on: Yesterday at 11:23:40 AM »

That there is the Premier League of first world problems. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: Yesterday at 12:19:50 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Yesterday at 12:24:25 PM »

She could be a real cat in an altenate universe.
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« Reply #7 on: Yesterday at 01:02:58 PM »

They probably have this in mind:



or this:



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« Reply #8 on: Yesterday at 01:04:31 PM »

Hold on to your socks: Hello Kitty is an...

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« Reply #9 on: Yesterday at 01:06:59 PM »

She is a "person" in the same sense that Mickey Mouse or Goofy are "people".  They aren't meant to be animals but humanoids with animal features.  That is why Mickey can own Pluto without Goofy or Pete thinking nothing of it.  I think this is all Sanyo meant by the comments.
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« Reply #10 on: Yesterday at 01:56:13 PM »

Guess Hello Kitty's actual form behind her "Kitty" costume would be something akin to this,

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« Reply #11 on: Yesterday at 02:02:30 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
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Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.

Maybe she is actualy under the curse of the werecat, forever stuck into a half-human, half-cat form in order to avoid full transformation which would entail a savage hunt of humans as if they were rats. Her excess of activities and obsessive kawaii attitude are just a mental technique to keep her attached to something, not allowing her mind to succumb to the bloody-thirst instincts of the curse. Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: Yesterday at 02:12:29 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
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« Reply #15 on: Yesterday at 02:15:11 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.

Maybe she is actualy under the curse of the werecat, forever stuck into a half-human, half-cat form in order to avoid full transformation which would entail a savage hunt of humans as if they were rats. Her excess of activities and obsessive kawaii attitude are just a mental technique to keep her attached to something, not allowing her mind to succumb to the bloody-thirst instincts of the curse. Smiley

Wow, I never thought about it that far. That explains everything. Come to think about it, the link provided by the OP never state that Hello Kitty is human which means she is a werecat or maybe she is a robot like Doraemon. Whatever it is, the possibilities are endless now that we know that Hello Kitty is not a cat.  
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« Reply #16 on: Yesterday at 02:21:49 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
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« Reply #17 on: Yesterday at 02:24:31 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets.
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Guess I'm a Devil Worshiper now since I love Reason who is the whore of the Devil himself. Nothing can ever separate me from her, not Luther, Calvin or Zwingli. No one shall take her away from me. This whore I shall love till the end of time, even if she doesn't love me back. Luther can judge all he wants but I love Reason to the extent that I would lick off all the dung in her face if Luther is to ever throw any upon her divine face.
Now you have a taste of my love for Hello Kitty and why I feel so devoted to her being a cat.
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« Reply #18 on: Yesterday at 02:35:07 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets.
Martin Luther

Guess I'm a Devil Worshiper now since I love Reason who is the whore of the Devil himself. Nothing can ever separate me from her, not Luther, Calvin or Zwingli. No one shall take her away from me. This whore I shall love till the end of time, even if she doesn't love me back. Luther can judge all he wants but I love Reason to the extent that I would lick off all the dung in her face if Luther is to ever throw any upon her divine face.
Now you have a taste of my love for Hello Kitty and why I feel so devoted to her being a cat.
 

You can still love Hello Kitty even if she's not a cat. She can even be Martin Luther beneath the costume and you can still love her or....him.
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« Reply #19 on: Yesterday at 02:42:13 PM »

Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets.
Martin Luther

Guess I'm a Devil Worshiper now since I love Reason who is the whore of the Devil himself. Nothing can ever separate me from her, not Luther, Calvin or Zwingli. No one shall take her away from me. This whore I shall love till the end of time, even if she doesn't love me back. Luther can judge all he wants but I love Reason to the extent that I would lick off all the dung in her face if Luther is to ever throw any upon her divine face.
Now you have a taste of my love for Hello Kitty and why I feel so devoted to her being a cat.
 

You can still love Hello Kitty even if she's not a cat. She can even be Martin Luther beneath the costume and you can still love her or....him.
Is Outrage! The kittiness of Hello Kitty defines who she is. Lets just call her a water buffalo while we are at it.  Where will this madness end?
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« Reply #20 on: Yesterday at 02:47:08 PM »

I feel like my world has been turned upside down. Truly these are the end of days.
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Maybe, just maybe, Hello Kitty is simply just a girl in a cat suit. That should explain the whiskers and the feline appearance.
Some people will come up with all sorts of mental gymnastics in an effort to reconcile two so very different personas.  Wink

Hello Kitty cannot be a little girl and not a cat at the same time especially given her cat ears, whiskers and a tail. The only plausible explanation is that Hello Kitty is a little girl in a cat costume. It doesn't matter how much mental gymnastics I have to do, it is the most logical explanation as to why Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be trodden under foot and destroyed, she and her wisdom ... Throw dung in her face to make her ugly... She would deserve, the wretch, to be banished to the filthiest place in the house, to the closets.
Martin Luther

Guess I'm a Devil Worshiper now since I love Reason who is the whore of the Devil himself. Nothing can ever separate me from her, not Luther, Calvin or Zwingli. No one shall take her away from me. This whore I shall love till the end of time, even if she doesn't love me back. Luther can judge all he wants but I love Reason to the extent that I would lick off all the dung in her face if Luther is to ever throw any upon her divine face.
Now you have a taste of my love for Hello Kitty and why I feel so devoted to her being a cat.
 

You can still love Hello Kitty even if she's not a cat. She can even be Martin Luther beneath the costume and you can still love her or....him.
Is Outrage! The kittiness of Hello Kitty defines who she is. Lets just call her a water buffalo while we are at it.  Where will this madness end?

The madness shall never end. It would spiral into an endless abyss of insanity since Hello Kitty is no longer a cat. She is at least a little girl but wait....she's not a human girl or at least they never said that which means the possibilities are endless. I still think Hello Kitty is a little girl wearing a cat costume.
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« Reply #23 on: Today at 03:24:15 AM »

And Avril Lavigne just released a song few months ago called Hello Kitty  Cry

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« Reply #24 on: Today at 03:29:26 AM »

I thought this forum had become strange recently...
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I thought this forum had become strange recently...

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