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Title: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 02:44:12 PM
Yes folks, it is true.  There I was sleeping in bed with my favorite horse and while I was sleeping, it aborted a pony that had found its way into into its womb.  I am unsure how to respond to this situation and am wondering if it would perhaps be best for everyone if I sent the horse to the glue factory as punishment for it's misdeed.  I am still unclear how a horse can perform an abortion given it only has hooves and is attached to a wooden rocker, but I can assure you that it did happen.  Do you think I should break off my relationship with said horse?  It does seem to be kind of a needy horse and requires brushing almost every day!  Stupid horses; all horses I know so far are complete psychopaths.

Picture of horse

(http://www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/74761/11035c.jpg)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 02:55:09 PM
A whor...er, horse is a horse, of course, of course.  No need for the glue factory, my friend.  It seems you have not made the mistake, but were merely enticed by that whorish horse.  Was it the kind horse face and toothy horse grin?  Instead of a glue factory, I encourage the dumpster as a better alternative.  Or you could burn it in a bonfire!  Are you the father?  Either way, it doesn't make a difference, because your whor, uh, rse is at fault here.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on August 23, 2013, 02:57:03 PM
I say neigh! Or is that nay?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: William on August 23, 2013, 02:58:36 PM
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:01:15 PM
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.
Thank you, William.  I appreciate your sensitivity during this time of my life, but I will remind you, it was a pony, not my child that was killed.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:02:28 PM
Sleeping with horses is no laughing matter.  Especially when said slutty horse made him do it!  AND the horse aborted a pony.  How would you feel?  In your bed, no less.

EDIT:  Also, we don't even know if this horse was an abortion hobbyist.  It was a hobby horse that happened to be an abortionist horse.  Ergo, this is probably not the first time. 
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:08:51 PM
The language in the Bible never says I cannot sleep w/ a horse.  The original word for animal was αγελάδα which means "cow".  Clearly cows and horses are two very different things, so I feel that I am on pretty solid theological ground here.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:13:18 PM
Also, horses do not have the cloven hoof, no chew the cud.  You're clear from all temptation and sin.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Mor Ephrem on August 23, 2013, 03:14:45 PM
Why do you think this is funny? The guy is obviously under some extreme emotional duress after having his child killed.

Where does he refer to the child as his child?  If he does so at all, I missed it in all the assertions that the child was "her child" or God's child since "God conceived it".  

He's under some extreme something, but "emotional duress after having his child killed" isn't it.  
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:16:09 PM
Also, horses do not have the cloven hoof, no chew the cud.  You're clear from all temptation and sin.
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of the horse.  I don't feel too bad for her though.  She put herself in this position. Filthy equine!  >:(
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:20:30 PM
Then I am afraid you led her into temptation.  You probably also made the horse feel desperate to abort again after, I don't know...maybe eight horse abortions?  But do not feel shamed.  It's not in the Bible to not abort horses.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hopeful-christian on August 23, 2013, 03:24:13 PM
Ponies are not baby horses. They're just a smaller animal that looks similar. Kind of like how emus aren't baby ostriches.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:29:10 PM
That explains it.  You are not the father!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:30:09 PM
Ponies are not baby horses. They're just a smaller animal that looks similar. Kind of like how emus aren't baby ostriches.
Your right!  I should have said foal instead.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:31:20 PM
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:34:52 PM
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(

Carefule with that bridle.  I'm sorry, but she was with an ungulate.  That's not terribly sepcific and I'm sorry.  I hate, absolutely hate, being the bearer of bad gnus.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:38:36 PM
That explains it.  You are not the father!
So that whore horse was cheating on me!?!?! 

Now I am hot under the (horse)collar!  >:(

Carefule with that bridle.  I'm sorry, but she was with an ungulate.  That's not terribly sepcific and I'm sorry.  I hate, absolutely hate, being the bearer of bad gnus.

Well, you just ruined MY Friday...thanks for that!  >:(
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: biro on August 23, 2013, 03:41:36 PM
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?

Either way, I would lose.  I'm terrible with picking ponies.  I mean emus!  Noooo, I mean horses!  I always do that.  Stupidstupidstupid
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:44:34 PM
Question: if a horse gives birth during a race, and the foal trots over the finish line, did two horses win?
Well, I would say only the foal would win.  But a penetrating question, nontheless.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Maria on August 23, 2013, 03:47:00 PM
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 03:47:47 PM
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!
No. We are discussing much deeper problems here in this thread.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:00:59 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/rofl.jpg)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Maria on August 23, 2013, 04:02:31 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/rofl.jpg)

Oh. She just wants her back scratched.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 04:03:18 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/rofl.jpg)

What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on August 23, 2013, 04:06:19 PM
Horseplay! :P
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:06:45 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)








 ;D ;D
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: vamrat on August 23, 2013, 04:09:23 PM
I saw this title and I thought that the name "whore" has been banned as an obscene word.

Sheesh!

If anyone did, they would have to be a Slavic language speaker.  W**** does not hit quite as hard as it does in Russian (and I am assuming the others).  I have been warned for use of this word before and now usually just use the word "skank".
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:09:48 PM
Any bets on how long it'll take PtA to move this thread to "Other"?

(http://ddeubel.edublogs.org/files/2011/01/horse-cart-759743-1nkbkyx.jpg)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 04:15:03 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)








 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)








 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: mike on August 23, 2013, 04:23:35 PM
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.

LOL!!!  Think I'll take a pass on that Michal.  But, thanks anyway!!  LOL!!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 04:28:12 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)








 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?

Never.  Perhaps a horse taco thread may be more appropriate.  Sans kimchi?   :P
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 23, 2013, 04:28:53 PM
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.

Hahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on August 23, 2013, 04:34:34 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)








 ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :oWrong Forum??

What........??  You'd have me put it in the forum with fish tacos  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)?

Never.  Perhaps a horse taco thread may be more appropriate.  Sans kimchi?   :P

You got, brother!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 04:57:42 PM
Why has someone filled up my thread with horse porn?  Do I just go into your threads and fill them with people porn?  >:(
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 05:02:21 PM
I wanted to share a song here but I realised I would wave to put myself into moderation for indecency. Google "my horse is amazing" if you want but do not complain later.
Ok, I AM going to complain.

WHAT......THE......HECK......WAS.......THAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Cyrillic on August 23, 2013, 05:19:14 PM
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Mor Ephrem on August 23, 2013, 05:40:13 PM
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.

Horses that abort! 
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: pmpn8rGPT on August 23, 2013, 05:42:35 PM
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
It's as if you are OC.net's Terry Tate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNxXL-soLIk)

I don't like sports but I ROFL'd at this.  Hopefully the ignorant Europeans like it too.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Shiny on August 23, 2013, 07:04:05 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What is it with this pornography?

EDIT:  I'm sure, Maria.  I'm sure of it.

Ooopsies  :-[ 8).  Wrong forum.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S9sQLBY8RgI/AAAAAAAAQ1U/XBdUOy7QWsg/s200/horse+laugh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4TOHPJ2.jpg)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 23, 2013, 08:22:12 PM
I'm gone for a day and people start sleeping with horses.
It's as if you are OC.net's Terry Tate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNxXL-soLIk)

I don't like sports but I ROFL'd at this.  Hopefully the ignorant Europeans like it too.
Terry Tate is the best!  :laugh:
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Kerdy on August 23, 2013, 09:02:19 PM
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: LBK on August 23, 2013, 09:56:49 PM
The language in the Bible never says I cannot sleep w/ a horse.  The original word for animal was αγελάδα which means "cow".  Clearly cows and horses are two very different things, so I feel that I am on pretty solid theological ground here.

Aghelada is indeed the Greek word for cow, but the Biblical word for animal is aloghon (that which speaks no words). It is this word which has become the Greek word for horse.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 24, 2013, 09:51:47 AM
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  How could the horse do such a thing?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Kerdy on August 24, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  

Believe me, I wasn't.>:(
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 24, 2013, 09:54:41 AM
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  

Believe me, I wasn't.>:(
:-*
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on August 24, 2013, 10:03:04 AM
Unbelievably and pathetically disturbing.  I have no other words to describe this.
I thank you for agreeing with me.  How could the horse do such a thing?

And it wasn't even one of those wayward Clydesdales. :P
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Mor Ephrem on August 24, 2013, 10:37:13 AM
Mercy for idiots and hell-fire for those with whom we disagree. 
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: biro on August 24, 2013, 01:52:13 PM
Are ponies horses?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Nathanael on August 24, 2013, 03:12:59 PM
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: William on August 24, 2013, 03:48:32 PM
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Mor Ephrem on August 24, 2013, 07:10:00 PM
Δι' εὐχῶν τῶν ἁγίων Nathanael καὶ William ἡμῶν...

Edited to add, at mod's request, the following translation:

Through the prayers of our holy Nathanael and William...
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on August 24, 2013, 07:11:51 PM
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.

The peanut gallery gives the benefit of the doubt.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6040137216/h8A529200/)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on August 24, 2013, 10:24:34 PM
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.
Despite the generally lighthearted nature of this thread and my general attitude at not taking pretty much anything serious that occurs on the internet, allow me to explain why I made a parody thread.

It is pretty clear in reading Jaroslav's thread that he is more interested in getting a rise and trolling the boards than anything else.  If he was sincerely interested in getting advice or help, he would not have made the thread name that he did or make all the absolutely absurd comments about the alleged girl in question.  I seriously doubt the entire thing even took place, but I will throw him some props I guess that he is able to explode the forum with a nonsensical story and get people to believe it is true.  In situations like these, rather than earnestly writing a treatise begging that he turn to repentance for something that never happened, a parody thread fits the bill much more appropriately.  If on the minute chance that this was actually a real thing, then he needs far more mental help than this forum will ever be able to give him.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...  :-*
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Shiny on August 24, 2013, 11:47:38 PM
Instead to pray for Jaroslav (If his story is true), you're mocking him. Well done!
I only hope that the Theotokos and the saints will not do the same, if you're in a sort of trouble.

Seriously. The peanut gallery on this website is absolutely unbelievable and disgusting.

This thread is bit of a scandal IMO. Absolutley no shame whatesoever exhibited from the above posters.

A good witness for Orthodoxy though.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: jaroslavkourakin on August 26, 2013, 01:18:09 AM
Yes folks, it is true.  There I was sleeping in bed with my favorite horse and while I was sleeping, it aborted a pony that had found its way into into its womb.  I am unsure how to respond to this situation and am wondering if it would perhaps be best for everyone if I sent the horse to the glue factory as punishment for it's misdeed.  I am still unclear how a horse can perform an abortion given it only has hooves and is attached to a wooden rocker, but I can assure you that it did happen.  Do you think I should break off my relationship with said horse?  It does seem to be kind of a needy horse and requires brushing almost every day!  Stupid horses; all horses I know so far are complete psychopaths.

Picture of horse

(http://www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/74761/11035c.jpg)

I will destroy all horses.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on August 26, 2013, 07:58:14 AM
I thought we were done with abortionist horse pornography?  Why, you rakish rogue! ::)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on August 31, 2013, 04:56:30 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on August 31, 2013, 05:01:21 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on August 31, 2013, 05:23:13 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

i AM SICK, I laughed at that ;D
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: TheTrisagion on September 01, 2013, 09:18:41 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)
LOL!!!  :D
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 03, 2013, 04:03:55 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on September 03, 2013, 04:05:35 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on September 03, 2013, 04:06:34 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: J Michael on September 03, 2013, 04:15:55 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Were I??
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 03, 2013, 04:40:31 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Woah, woah, woahhhhhh, there.  This is a family thread.  Leave that SM stuff elsewhere.  Bits!  What next, crops?
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on September 03, 2013, 04:45:48 PM
The Lord rode a colt , he didn't sleep with one,except maybe in the manger.
They never mentioned it's religion. :angel:

It's still a big 'neigh' on the subject of interhorse. ;)

Speciest!

Appalling, isn't it? :o

Champing at the bit, were you? :P

Woah, woah, woahhhhhh, there.  This is a family thread.  Leave that SM stuff elsewhere.  Bits!  What next, crops?

Those are for rough riders, mmm-hmm. :angel:
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 03, 2013, 04:49:58 PM
Mount up!
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Asteriktos on September 03, 2013, 05:08:21 PM
[As long as we're horsing around...]

[abort]

[edit]
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 03, 2013, 05:14:29 PM
[As long as we're horsing around...]

[abort]

[edit]

Too cruel, in reference to OP.  Abort and edit?  Yeeesh.
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Asteriktos on September 03, 2013, 05:17:34 PM
 :o

Poor choice of words. I didn't even realize. I had originally posted a pic of the Three Amigos... until I realized that in that (earlier) scene all three were riding a donkey, not a horse. Thus the hasty and ill-planned edit...
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Asteriktos on September 03, 2013, 05:19:40 PM
I had originally posted...
(http://www.hwdyk.com/q/quizimage/thethreeamigostrivia.jpg)

I was going for something more like...
(http://www.horsenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Amigos.png)

...But rather than grab a new image I just edited my post entirely  :angel:
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on September 03, 2013, 05:20:53 PM
:o

Poor choice of words. I didn't even realize. I had originally posted a pic of the Three Amigos... until I realized that in that (earlier) scene all three were riding a donkey, not a horse. Thus the hasty and ill-planned edit...

Burritos! :P
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 03, 2013, 05:35:08 PM
This whole thread.......ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/rofl.jpg)

Oh. She just wants her back scratched.
when my cat does that she wants her belly scratched
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Arachne on September 03, 2013, 05:42:33 PM
Mount up!

Loosely related, and a leeeeettle bit NSFW (mainly for lulz factor) (http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000036654982-o2p47z-original.jpg?5ffe3cd) ;)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 03, 2013, 07:13:08 PM
Mount up!

Loosely related, and a leeeeettle bit NSFW (mainly for lulz factor) (http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000036654982-o2p47z-original.jpg?5ffe3cd) ;)
Yeah, that's not St Nicholas. :o lololololol
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: Asteriktos on September 03, 2013, 07:34:01 PM
(http://www.saintaloysiusonline.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/santa-punch1.jpg)
Title: Re: So I slept with an abortionist hor(se)
Post by: hecma925 on September 04, 2013, 06:53:56 AM
St Nicholas part II - Mercenary of Myra