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Title: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 10, 2012, 09:29:09 PM
Ban the person in the post above yours for reason of your choice. (Just say "Banned for" with a reason.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Iconodule on May 10, 2012, 09:30:33 PM
Banned for misuse of awesome Miltonic avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 10, 2012, 09:33:52 PM
Banned for having only one star.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: John of the North on May 10, 2012, 09:42:47 PM
Banned for having more posts than me, even though I've been here much longer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: LBK on May 10, 2012, 09:43:51 PM
Any ideas on how amartin can be lured to this thread?  :o :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 10, 2012, 09:50:54 PM
Any ideas on how amartin can be lured to this thread?  :o :laugh: :laugh:

Banned for breaking the rules of the thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 10, 2012, 10:13:22 PM
Banned for liking Echo and the Bunnymen.


I kid
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 10, 2012, 10:34:25 PM
Banned for not getting the "I love lamp" reference.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 10, 2012, 10:43:30 PM
Banned for being an alpaca.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 10, 2012, 10:48:18 PM
Banned for trying to purchase a bride using an alpaca as currency, when everyone knows parents only accept camels and goats.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 10, 2012, 10:49:24 PM
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 10, 2012, 10:52:16 PM
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 10, 2012, 10:54:49 PM
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:

Banned for incessant use of logic.  :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 10, 2012, 11:02:13 PM
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:

I'm not using a mirror account!!!!

I mean, ZZ is banned for not banning you for trying to get me banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on May 10, 2012, 11:02:27 PM
Banned for logical use of logic. :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on May 10, 2012, 11:11:17 PM
^Banned for making sense.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 10, 2012, 11:27:18 PM
Banned for having "scam" in username. I'm on to you...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on May 10, 2012, 11:39:36 PM
^banned for having only 333 posts.  Did you just join yesterday?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 10, 2012, 11:41:16 PM
Banned for failing to check my profile. I joined almost a year ago!   :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on May 10, 2012, 11:44:00 PM
Banned for having less than one post/day since joining.  Do you have a life or something?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 10, 2012, 11:47:38 PM
Banned for... Oh, who am I kidding? Touché.

I ban myself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on May 10, 2012, 11:49:23 PM
Banned for banning yourself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 10, 2012, 11:50:17 PM
Banned for bannable offenses that demand banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Timon on May 10, 2012, 11:54:03 PM
^ banned for excessive assonance.  

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 10, 2012, 11:56:13 PM
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: akimori makoto on May 10, 2012, 11:57:12 PM
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.

Banned for American proclivity towards hyphen-dropping.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ialmisry on May 11, 2012, 12:16:12 AM
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.

Banned for American proclivity towards hyphen-dropping.
Banned for being admitted to the bar.  Although he looks fourteen.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dzheremi on May 11, 2012, 12:24:24 AM
Banned for being admitted to the bar.  Although he looks fourteen.

Banned for self-identifying as Arab but looking like a younger version of my uncle, thereby causing me to uncomfortably question my own ethnic identity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 11, 2012, 12:26:13 AM
Banned for being Isa's nephew.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 11, 2012, 12:28:15 AM
Banned for a ridiculous username.

PS Isa, I don't get how akimori looks 14? Looks way older than that, prob 25 TBH.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: SolEX01 on May 11, 2012, 12:35:01 AM
Banned for being too bourgeois.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Timon on May 11, 2012, 12:52:13 AM
banned for alliteration.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 11, 2012, 12:52:34 AM
Banned for no reason at all.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 11, 2012, 12:57:59 AM
Banned for banning without cause.  You're a moderator.  You should know better than that.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ialmisry on May 11, 2012, 01:01:48 AM
Banned for banning without cause.  You're a moderator.  You should know better than that.
banned for disputing a moderator decision.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 11, 2012, 01:08:01 AM
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: akimori makoto on May 11, 2012, 01:11:39 AM
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

Banned for giving me some career hope. <3
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 11, 2012, 04:56:53 AM
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

Banned for giving me some career hope. <3

Banned for using <3 instead of ♥ and also having hope
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on May 11, 2012, 05:20:29 AM
Banned for militarism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 11, 2012, 05:31:47 AM
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

Banned for giving me some career hope. <3
(http://i.minus.com/iYD8nLfbwqmV5.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on May 11, 2012, 06:04:44 AM
Banned for not having hangover killer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 11, 2012, 09:22:13 AM
Banned for not having hangover killer.

Banned for not knowing what coffee is.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Mivac on May 11, 2012, 09:32:07 AM
Banned for the pleasure of annoying poster. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on May 11, 2012, 12:06:52 PM
Banned for no reason at all. Hereby, all aliens are banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 11, 2012, 12:13:26 PM
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 11, 2012, 01:25:48 PM
Banned for using a big word.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: stanley123 on May 11, 2012, 01:32:45 PM
Banned for not standing on all four feet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 11, 2012, 01:35:45 PM
Banned for being Latin
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 11, 2012, 01:48:13 PM
Banned for being Latin
Banned for disagreeing with the Pope. Anathema!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 11, 2012, 01:57:50 PM
Banned for going beyond banning with anathemas.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 11, 2012, 02:00:48 PM
Banned for being cuter than me.

Love, elephant (reinstated for being a good dancer)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 11, 2012, 04:25:27 PM
*banned for forcing that poor elephant to stand on 2 legs*
 :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 11, 2012, 04:35:43 PM
Banned for narcing to the polezei.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 11, 2012, 04:39:24 PM
Banned for narcing to the polezei.
For being unfaithful to the Great Platypus.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 11, 2012, 05:29:06 PM
Banned for narcing to the polezei.
For being unfaithful to the Great Platypus.

 :o

Banned for banning me for something that I am completely innocent of!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 11, 2012, 05:35:13 PM
Banned for narcing to the polezei.
For being unfaithful to the Great Platypus.

 :o

Banned for banning me for something that I am completely innocent of!!

Banned for arguing a non-moderator decision in public.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 12, 2012, 10:27:05 PM
Banned for narcing to the polezei.
For being unfaithful to the Great Platypus.

 :o

Banned for banning me for something that I am completely innocent of!!

Banned for arguing a non-moderator decision in public.

Banned for being a non-moderator engaging in banning- waitaseco---
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Hiwot on May 12, 2012, 10:42:50 PM
Banned for being a reformed FormerReformer!

Christ is risen! :angel:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 10:47:54 PM
Banned for giving yourself a halo when you are a sinner  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 12, 2012, 10:49:52 PM
Banned for giving yourself a halo when you are a sinner  ;)

Banned for casting stones, a priest should know better (and Father, bless).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
Banned for giving yourself a halo when you are a sinner  ;)

Banned for casting stones, a priest should know better (and Father, bless).

Banned for not covering father's nakedness.  God bless. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 12, 2012, 10:55:23 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 11:02:04 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 12, 2012, 11:10:51 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are

Banned for including me in the criterion for banning. It's not my fault Phonogram was quite possibly the best new comic book to come out in years. Long live Britannia!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 11:13:10 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are

Banned for including me in the criterion for banning. It's not my fault Phonogram was quite possibly the best new comic book to come out in years. Long live Britannia!

Banned for saying "Long live Britannia"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 12, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are

Banned for including me in the criterion for banning. It's not my fault Phonogram was quite possibly the best new comic book to come out in years. Long live Britannia!

Banned for saying "Long live Britannia"

Banned for not getting the reference- nor how it made no sense. And with that, I am out of banning for the night.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 12, 2012, 11:31:02 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are

Banned for including me in the criterion for banning. It's not my fault Phonogram was quite possibly the best new comic book to come out in years. Long live Britannia!

Banned for saying "Long live Britannia"

Banned for not getting the reference- nor how it made no sense. And with that, I am out of banning for the night.

Banned for confusing not appreciating with not getting. And for going to bed early.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 11:34:35 PM
Banned for a username that always makes me say "Father Hill"

Banned for knowing who Echo and the Bunnymen are

Banned for including me in the criterion for banning. It's not my fault Phonogram was quite possibly the best new comic book to come out in years. Long live Britannia!

Banned for saying "Long live Britannia"

Banned for not getting the reference- nor how it made no sense. And with that, I am out of banning for the night.

Banned for confusing not appreciating with not getting. And for going to bed early.

I can't ban that (shame on me).  I ban myself for not banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 12, 2012, 11:36:20 PM
But seriously, some of you have to get up for Church in the morning, so if you do not go to bed at a decent hour and are sluggish for Liturgy, you should be banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 13, 2012, 12:09:24 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Maria on May 13, 2012, 12:17:09 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.

Banned for mentioning an ex-Orthodox Christian who is leading many astray.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 13, 2012, 12:25:10 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.

Banned for mentioning an ex-Orthodox Christian who is leading many astray.
Banned for confusing Benny HILL with Benny HINN. LOL! :laugh: (They're both perverted, but in very different ways.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Maria on May 13, 2012, 12:36:02 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.

Banned for mentioning an ex-Orthodox Christian who is leading many astray.
Banned for confusing Benny HILL with Benny HINN. LOL! :laugh: (They're both perverted, but in very different ways.)

:) Yes my vision is compromised at times. I see double.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 13, 2012, 01:47:21 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.

Banned for mentioning an ex-Orthodox Christian who is leading many astray.
Banned for confusing Benny HILL with Benny HINN. LOL! :laugh: (They're both perverted, but in very different ways.)

:) Yes my vision is compromised at times. I see double.

Banned for disobeying the rules.  The above was not a proper ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 13, 2012, 02:04:26 AM
Banned for a username that reminds me of Benny Hill.

Banned for mentioning an ex-Orthodox Christian who is leading many astray.
Banned for confusing Benny HILL with Benny HINN. LOL! :laugh: (They're both perverted, but in very different ways.)

:) Yes my vision is compromised at times. I see double.

Banned for disobeying the rules.  The above was not a proper ban.

Banned for having no sympathy on the vision challenged
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: JamesR on May 13, 2012, 02:06:46 AM
Banned for blocking Maria, I wanted to ban her for some reason
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 13, 2012, 02:29:36 AM
Banned for whining.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 13, 2012, 04:13:56 AM
Banned for whining.
Banned for being a moderator. :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 13, 2012, 07:24:35 AM
Banned for whining.
Banned for being a moderator. :P

Banned for being prejudice against moderators  :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on May 13, 2012, 01:29:53 PM
Banned for not being prejudice against moderators. ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 13, 2012, 02:44:20 PM
Banned for not being prejudice against moderators. ;)

Banned for being predictable
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 13, 2012, 02:45:54 PM
Banned for making it impossible to argue with him, because he puts an image of a cute kid as his avatar. That's just low!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 13, 2012, 03:21:31 PM
Banned for being unable to make up his mind.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Jetavan on May 13, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
Banned for better living through chemistry.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 13, 2012, 04:15:34 PM
Banned for better living through chemistry.

Banned for having lost me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Jetavan on May 13, 2012, 04:34:30 PM
Banned for better living through chemistry.

Banned for having lost me.
http://www.auftragssynthese.com/home_e.htm (http://www.auftragssynthese.com/home_e.htm)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 13, 2012, 04:36:25 PM
Banned for making it impossible to argue with him, because he puts an image of a cute kid as his avatar. That's just low!

If you hadn't already been banned I would ban you for calling a picture of my daughter low...

Banned for better living through chemistry.


Banned for having lost me.

Banned for being lost, here is a map:
(http://worldpress.org/images/maps/world_600w.jpg)

Banned for better living through chemistry.

Banned for having lost me.
http://www.auftragssynthese (http://www.auftragssynthese.com/home_e.htm).com/home_e.htm


Banned for not banning

also I ban myself for over banning
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 13, 2012, 04:39:47 PM
Banned for being lost, here is a map:

Banned for trademark infringement

(Thanks Jetavan--I had no idea)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on May 13, 2012, 05:14:18 PM
Banned for being lost, here is a map:

Banned for trademark infringement

(Thanks Jetavan--I had no idea)

Double ban alert!
1. Banned for not specifying the trademark (I'm assuming you're saying he's trying to be an Isalmisry wannabe)
2. Banned for thanking Jetavan  :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on May 13, 2012, 05:24:19 PM
Banned for having the same first name as every other Coptic male. Mina is definitely played out.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 13, 2012, 08:26:52 PM
Banned for having the same first name as every other Coptic male. Mina is definitely played out.

Banned for having the same name (last name?) as Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 13, 2012, 08:31:27 PM
Banned for an unOrthodox signature. It merely talks about zeal. Pffh. Anyone can talk about zeal. If you wanna truly understand the Orthodox spirit you need to show a quote that demonstrates zeal in action, such as 1 Sam. 15:33... now that's what I call zeal!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 13, 2012, 08:36:44 PM
Banned for frequent changes of avatar that causes me confusion.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 13, 2012, 08:55:19 PM
Banned for being easily confused.  :D ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: rakovsky on May 13, 2012, 09:20:02 PM
Banned for starting thread on Banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 13, 2012, 09:35:54 PM
Banned for having the number of the beast as part of his post count. In fact, it's a doubly evil number you have...

The post count is currently 1,666, which equals:

1 - egoistic individualism
666 - egoistic number of man showing enslavement by Satan
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 13, 2012, 09:40:53 PM
Banned for flip flopping faith
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ortho_cat on May 13, 2012, 09:46:49 PM
Banned for flip flopping faith

banned for making me facepalm
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on May 13, 2012, 10:02:53 PM
Banned for flip flopping faith

banned for making me facepalm
Banned for having palm in face
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 12:25:09 AM
Banned for banning many banners
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 14, 2012, 12:35:24 AM
Banned for banning many banners

Banned for excessive hyperdoxy- having an Orthodox blog
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 02:10:25 AM
Banned for banning many banners

Banned for excessive hyperdoxy- having an Orthodox blog

Banned for excessive hypocrisy - you follow my blog
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 14, 2012, 02:17:29 AM
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 02:40:07 AM
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 14, 2012, 02:47:29 AM
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade

Banned for thinking me capable of being original!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 03:11:52 AM
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade

Banned for thinking me capable of being original!

Banned for not ending your statement after "thinking"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 14, 2012, 07:26:11 AM
Banned for bragging about attending 5th grade.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 14, 2012, 08:08:47 AM
Banned for bragging about attending 5th grade.

Banned for banning my brother. We Italians take these things seriously.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 14, 2012, 08:16:36 AM
Banned for seriousness.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 14, 2012, 09:55:56 AM
Banned for not being serious.  Banning is not a joking matter, even if it is on a joke thread, we should take it seriously, just in case someday we actually have to ban someone.

I probably could have made that four-part run-on sentence into a rhyme.  Oh well, I don't have the time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 14, 2012, 09:57:05 AM
Banned for not being serious.  Banning is not a joking matter, even if it is on a joke thread, we should take it seriously, just in case someday we actually have to ban someone.

I probably could have made that four-part run-on sentence into a rhyme.  Oh well, I don't have the time.
No more rhymes, and I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 14, 2012, 10:05:41 AM
Double ban for not banning and for rhyming.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 14, 2012, 10:32:58 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 14, 2012, 10:35:48 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 14, 2012, 10:42:16 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 10:52:30 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP

Banned for making me think of using the bathroom every time I see one of your posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 14, 2012, 10:53:43 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 14, 2012, 10:57:38 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

Banned for not being as quick as dcommini.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 14, 2012, 11:16:44 AM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

Banned for not being as quick as dcommini.

Banned for being a Vamrat.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: akimori makoto on May 14, 2012, 07:35:27 PM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

He-Man Greek opening intro ελληνικο εισαγωγη:

http://youtu.be/ObPDYxo3flQ



Video title inserted into post to enforce compliance with forum rule forbidding naked links  -PtA
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: akimori makoto on May 14, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

Banned for not being as quick as dcommini.

Banned for being a Vamrat.

Banned for making misleading threads about "DDR".

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Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 14, 2012, 07:42:01 PM
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

PP
Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

Banned for not being as quick as dcommini.

Banned for being a Vamrat.

Banned for making misleading threads about "DDR".

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Dance_Dance_Revolution_North_American_arcade_machine_3.jpg/200px-Dance_Dance_Revolution_North_American_arcade_machine_3.jpg)
Banned for using an acronym.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 14, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 14, 2012, 08:14:17 PM
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on May 14, 2012, 09:05:09 PM
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 14, 2012, 09:07:32 PM
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
Banned for sacrasm directed at "The Great One".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Iconodule on May 14, 2012, 09:33:43 PM
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
Banned for sacrasm directed at "The Great One".

Banned for the sprocketeering silo-goat, perturbed in salmon hindrance, coagulated in the numinous bin.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on May 14, 2012, 10:00:32 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on May 14, 2012, 11:04:51 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for posting a picture I don't have access to :(
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 14, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for posting a picture I don't have access to :(

Banned for not counter-posting a picture
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 14, 2012, 11:33:54 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for posting a picture I don't have access to :(

Banned for not counter-posting a picture

Banned for not posting a picture in a post that bans someone for not counter-posting a picture in response to an original picture which was never visible but was, in fact, of Snoop Dogg.

(http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd/files/2012/04/ban-hammer2.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Jetavan on May 15, 2012, 12:15:40 AM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for posting a picture I don't have access to :(

Banned for not counter-posting a picture

Banned for not posting a picture in a post that bans someone for not counter-posting a picture in response to an original picture which was never visible but was, in fact, of Snoop Dogg.

(http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd/files/2012/04/ban-hammer2.gif)
Banned for mocking Mjolnir.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: witega on May 15, 2012, 12:24:27 AM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP

(http://www.celebritylatest.com/wp-content/uploads/august_2007/teen_choice/snoop_dogg_2007_teen_choice_awards_2.jpg)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for posting a picture I don't have access to :(

Banned for not counter-posting a picture

Banned for not posting a picture in a post that bans someone for not counter-posting a picture in response to an original picture which was never visible but was, in fact, of Snoop Dogg.

(http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd/files/2012/04/ban-hammer2.gif)
Banned for mocking Mjolnir.

Banned for neo-paganism
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 15, 2012, 12:41:37 AM
Banned for neo-paganism

Banned for not feeding the troll (me).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on May 15, 2012, 05:33:32 AM
Banned for neo-paganism

Banned for not feeding the troll (me).
Banned for seeking food.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 15, 2012, 07:57:48 AM
Banned for getting up early.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 15, 2012, 05:10:15 PM
Banned for being lazy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 15, 2012, 08:02:41 PM
Banned for being lazy.

Banned for being lazier- took you 9 hours to get around to banning her!  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on May 15, 2012, 08:13:38 PM
Banned because tautological usernames are tautological.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 15, 2012, 08:27:34 PM
ןɐɔıƃoןoʇnɐʇ dɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ƃnısn ɹoɟ dǝnnɐq
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 15, 2012, 08:31:06 PM
Banned for using punctuation as a username.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on May 15, 2012, 08:44:26 PM
Banned for using punctuation as a username.
Banned for not knowing how to spell asterisk.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 15, 2012, 09:11:06 PM
Banned for using punctuation as a username.
Banned for not knowing how to spell asterisk.

Banned for being lactose intolerant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on May 15, 2012, 11:20:00 PM
Banned for using punctuation as a username.
Banned for not knowing how to spell asterisk.

Banned for being lactose intolerant.
Banned for invalidating my arguments in your signature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 15, 2012, 11:51:59 PM
Banned for staying up late.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 15, 2012, 11:57:49 PM
Banned for staying up late.

Banned for posting while asleep.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 16, 2012, 12:02:09 AM
Banned for posting while awake.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 16, 2012, 12:03:32 AM
Banned for having a tiny avatar that I can't read.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 16, 2012, 01:21:18 AM
Banned for having a tiny avatar that I can't read.

Banned for reasons I shall determine later.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 16, 2012, 01:26:10 AM
Banned for having a username "FormerReformer," when it is clear from your jurisdiction that you are a present-day reformer... you are obviously trying to reform or destroy the tradition of having a hodge podge of jurisdictions competing with one another.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 01:28:40 AM
Banned for having a username "FormerReformer," when it is clear from your jurisdiction that you are a present-day reformer... you are obviously trying to reform or destroy the tradition of having a hodge podge of jurisdictions competing with one another.

Banned for I'm a reformer too.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 16, 2012, 01:37:55 AM
Banned for having a username "FormerReformer," when it is clear from your jurisdiction that you are a present-day reformer... you are obviously trying to reform or destroy the tradition of having a hodge podge of jurisdictions competing with one another.

Banned for I'm a reformer too.

Banned for making the demonstrably false claim that Russians were capable of flight as early as WW1, when we all know that the ability to fly didn't reach Russia until Lenin had spies steal the technology in 1996.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 16, 2012, 02:21:26 AM
Banned for having a username "FormerReformer," when it is clear from your jurisdiction that you are a present-day reformer... you are obviously trying to reform or destroy the tradition of having a hodge podge of jurisdictions competing with one another.

Banned for I'm a reformer too.

Banned for making the demonstrably false claim that Russians were capable of flight as early as WW1, when we all know that the ability to fly didn't reach Russia until Lenin had spies steal the technology in 1996.

Banned for revisionist history. As we all know; in 19th century Russia plane flies you
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 16, 2012, 02:24:15 AM
Banned for having a username "FormerReformer," when it is clear from your jurisdiction that you are a present-day reformer... you are obviously trying to reform or destroy the tradition of having a hodge podge of jurisdictions competing with one another.

Banned for I'm a reformer too.

Banned for making the demonstrably false claim that Russians were capable of flight as early as WW1, when we all know that the ability to fly didn't reach Russia until Lenin had spies steal the technology in 1996.

Banned for revisionist history. As we all know; in 19th century Russia plane flies you

Banned for not knowing that in 19th Century Russia planes were not needed- all citizens of Holy Russia were of such a state of holiness they were granted the gift of levitation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 03:02:12 AM
Banned for not knowing that in 19th Century Russia planes were not needed- all citizens of Holy Russia were of such a state of holiness they were granted the gift of levitation.

Banned for thinking that WW1 had taken place in the 19th century.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 16, 2012, 03:05:03 AM
Banned for not knowing that in 19th Century Russia planes were not needed- all citizens of Holy Russia were of such a state of holiness they were granted the gift of levitation.

Banned for thinking that WW1 had taken place in the 19th century.


Banned for thinking that my brother is wrong... ever. Trust me, he could probably convince a corpse that it is still alive, let alone convince the world that WW1 did indeed happen in the 19th century (or at least started therein).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 03:37:47 AM
Banned for not knowing that in 19th Century Russia planes were not needed- all citizens of Holy Russia were of such a state of holiness they were granted the gift of levitation.

Banned for thinking that WW1 had taken place in the 19th century.


Banned for thinking that my brother is wrong... ever. Trust me, he could probably convince a corpse that it is still alive, let alone convince the world that WW1 did indeed happen in the 19th century (or at least started therein).

Banned for thinking FormerReformer was your brother, since everybody knows he is my uncle from Tel-Aviv Odessa.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cavaradossi on May 16, 2012, 03:47:08 AM
Banned for not knowing that in 19th Century Russia planes were not needed- all citizens of Holy Russia were of such a state of holiness they were granted the gift of levitation.

Banned for thinking that WW1 had taken place in the 19th century.


Banned for thinking that my brother is wrong... ever. Trust me, he could probably convince a corpse that it is still alive, let alone convince the world that WW1 did indeed happen in the 19th century (or at least started therein).

Banned for thinking FormerReformer was your brother, since everybody knows he is my uncle from Tel-Aviv Odessa.

Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 03:53:11 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 16, 2012, 04:15:19 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for not knowing Ukrainian, and also trying to pose as a relative.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 04:21:22 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for not knowing Ukrainian, and also trying to pose as a relative.

Banned for not understanding me, since I meant "a pawnbroker" with the word "uncle".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 16, 2012, 04:38:47 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for not knowing Ukrainian, and also trying to pose as a relative.

Banned for not understanding me, since I meant "a pawnbroker" with the word "uncle".

Banned because I got nothing
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 04:47:39 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for not knowing Ukrainian, and also trying to pose as a relative.

Banned for not understanding me, since I meant "a pawnbroker" with the word "uncle".

Banned because I got nothing

 "a pawnbroker" is a sinonimous of "uncle" in jargon.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 16, 2012, 04:59:08 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for not knowing Ukrainian, and also trying to pose as a relative.

Banned for not understanding me, since I meant "a pawnbroker" with the word "uncle".

Banned because I got nothing

 "a pawnbroker" is a sinonimous of "uncle" in jargon.

no, i got that, I just had no reply
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cavaradossi on May 16, 2012, 05:30:51 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for thinking I know Ukrainian. If only I knew any slavic languages, but alas I do not. :laugh:

(one of these days I may try to learn Russian--I mean Eastern Ukrainian--if I overcome my bad pronunciation of palatized consonants). :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 09:00:15 AM
Banned for speaking the wrong dialect of Ukrainian. :P

Banned for knowing Ukrainian language. ;)

[and I didn't mean that the Western Russian dialect (Ukrainian) had been a wrong one]

Banned for thinking I know Ukrainian. If only I knew any slavic languages, but alas I do not. :laugh:

(one of these days I may try to learn Russian--I mean Eastern Ukrainian--if I overcome my bad pronunciation of palatized consonants). :)

Banned for referring to the language spoken by Russians as "Eastern Ukrainian".  Everyone knows that it is more closely related to Zulu than it is to Ukrainian.  "North Bantu" would have been acceptable, but not "Eastern Ukrainian"....unless you are very specifically speaking in the context of Risk.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 09:16:15 AM
Banned for referring to the language spoken by Russians as "Eastern Ukrainian".  Everyone knows that it is more closely related to Zulu than it is to Ukrainian.  "North Bantu" would have been acceptable, but not "Eastern Ukrainian"....unless you are very specifically speaking in the context of Risk.

Banned for comparing Russian language with Zulu. Everybody knows that "Zulu" is an academic expression for Polish language.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 16, 2012, 09:19:24 AM
(one of these days I may try to learn Russian--I mean Eastern Ukrainian--if I overcome my bad pronunciation of palatized consonants). :)

Take it easy. You will be able making yourself undertood even without consonants. It'll even give you a charm. E.g. during last 300 years there was a lot of such ppl in Russia (Germans and folks from the Baltic States).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on May 16, 2012, 10:11:47 AM
Banned for referring to the language spoken by Russians as "Eastern Ukrainian".  Everyone knows that it is more closely related to Zulu than it is to Ukrainian.  "North Bantu" would have been acceptable, but not "Eastern Ukrainian"....unless you are very specifically speaking in the context of Risk.

Banned for comparing Russian language with Zulu. Everybody knows that "Zulu" is an academic expression for Polish language.
I always thought Polish was just Russian as spoken by ducks.

Banned for instilling Cavarodossi with false confidence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 16, 2012, 10:12:32 AM
Banned for referring to the language spoken by Russians as "Eastern Ukrainian".  Everyone knows that it is more closely related to Zulu than it is to Ukrainian.  "North Bantu" would have been acceptable, but not "Eastern Ukrainian"....unless you are very specifically speaking in the context of Risk.

Banned for comparing Russian language with Zulu. Everybody knows that "Zulu" is an academic expression for Polish language.
I always thought Polish was just Russian as spoken by ducks.

Banned for instilling Cavarodossi with false confidence.
Banned for being "That Person".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 16, 2012, 10:25:10 AM
Banned for having way more stars than me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 10:27:19 AM
Banned for having way more stars than me.

Banned for coveting thy neighbor's stars.  (But because I am a pious and devout Christian, I would be more than willing to give you one of mine!)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 10:27:58 AM
Banned for referring to the language spoken by Russians as "Eastern Ukrainian".  Everyone knows that it is more closely related to Zulu than it is to Ukrainian.  "North Bantu" would have been acceptable, but not "Eastern Ukrainian"....unless you are very specifically speaking in the context of Risk.

Banned for comparing Russian language with Zulu. Everybody knows that "Zulu" is an academic expression for Polish language.

Go ahead and ban me for not following the thread rules, but I had to make note that this made me lol on the inside!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on May 16, 2012, 10:33:59 AM
Band for oxymoronic use of the acronym "lol."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 16, 2012, 11:34:20 AM
Banned for poor spelling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 16, 2012, 11:35:09 AM
Banned for poor spelling.
Banned for being a spelling nazi :)

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 16, 2012, 11:36:38 AM
Banned for bullying.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 16, 2012, 12:03:59 PM
Banned for having an intimidating avatar of the largest possible land animal alive doing kicks in two different directions, as though it is on a chuck norris level of awesomeness and invincibility, and then accusing someone else of bullying.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 16, 2012, 12:24:27 PM
Banned for confusing Chuck Norris with Fred Astaire.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 16, 2012, 12:58:42 PM
Banned for confusing Chuck Norris with Fred Astaire.
Banned for confusing Fred Astaire with a pachyderm.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 16, 2012, 04:08:46 PM
Banned for having all new lemon scent.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 16, 2012, 04:15:37 PM
Banned for having all new lemon scent.
Banned for being zealous

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 16, 2012, 04:54:42 PM
Banned for duplicating banning of reply #91
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 16, 2012, 04:56:21 PM
Banned for duplicating banning of reply #91
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgUOfKC6l17zf13OgD8ihy1OUkYnlt3OsjzvlsiA8LGC_Izbcbo8YQINLR)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 16, 2012, 04:59:26 PM
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 05:01:34 PM
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.

Banned for shedding crocodile tears for PP.  You're an elephant.  Get it right.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 16, 2012, 05:02:15 PM
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.

Banned for shedding crocodile tears for PP.  You're an elephant.  Get it right.
Ban recinded for defending me!!!!! Many years!

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 16, 2012, 05:04:13 PM
Banned for defending someone who is merely feeding into the stereotype that rats and elephants are arch enemies.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 16, 2012, 05:05:41 PM
Banned for having an avatar featuring an animal wearing a Santa hat... In May.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: augustin717 on May 16, 2012, 05:21:37 PM
For using a pleonasm in username.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on May 16, 2012, 05:24:40 PM
For repeating a reason effectively identical to one I gave earlier.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: augustin717 on May 16, 2012, 05:26:34 PM
for assuming i read the whole thread
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 05:34:34 PM
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on May 16, 2012, 05:36:27 PM
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

Banned for grammar Nazism against a NNES.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: vamrat on May 16, 2012, 07:17:38 PM
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

Banned for grammar Nazism against a NNES.

Banned for adding an extra "Nintendo" to "Nintendo Entertainment System".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 16, 2012, 07:21:14 PM
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

Banned for grammar Nazism against a NNES.

Banned for adding an extra "Nintendo" to "Nintendo Entertainment System".
Banned for making long for the days of The Super Mario Bros. and the original Zelda.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 16, 2012, 07:33:42 PM
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 16, 2012, 07:38:10 PM
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.

Banned for not starting one of the best side scrollers ever by hitting the start button.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 16, 2012, 08:31:06 PM
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.

Banned for not starting one of the best side scrollers ever by hitting the start button.

Banned for hitting the "start" button. Cheater.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on May 17, 2012, 09:00:57 AM
Banned for misusing Euler's constant!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on May 17, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
Banned for knowing Euler's Constant. Nerd! :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on May 17, 2012, 10:03:19 AM
Banned for mistaking Euler's number with Euler's constant!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Carl Kraeff (Second Chance) on May 17, 2012, 10:43:02 AM
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on May 17, 2012, 11:24:24 AM
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...

(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 17, 2012, 11:55:52 AM
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...

(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg)

Banned because I read that in his voice.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 17, 2012, 01:37:41 PM
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...

(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg)

Banned because I read that in his voice.

Banned, because I did as well, and "There can be only one!"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 17, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...

(http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg)

Banned because I read that in his voice.

Banned, because I did as well, and "There can be only one!"

Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 18, 2012, 11:12:51 AM
Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert

Banned. What does Christopher Lambert have to do with Farnsworth?

^ banned for excessive assonance. 

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.

I only remember Eustace Scrub, who was told that his poem didn't rhyme and replied "It's an assonance."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 18, 2012, 01:09:49 PM
Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert

Banned. What does Christopher Lambert have to do with Farnsworth?

^ banned for excessive assonance. 

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.

I only remember Eustace Scrub, who was told that his poem didn't rhyme and replied "It's an assonance."

Banned for not catching the Highlander reference
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 18, 2012, 01:37:14 PM
Banned for TBA.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 18, 2012, 01:40:55 PM
Banned for not living up to your title of "resident yea-sayer"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 18, 2012, 01:46:50 PM
Banned for so there!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 18, 2012, 02:20:31 PM
Banned for so there!

Banned for 5th grade antics... I think I've used a similar one before, oh well.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 18, 2012, 02:34:09 PM
Banned for being the person above.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 18, 2012, 02:40:11 PM
Banned for being the person above.

Banned for overly literal interpretation- this ain't ProtestantChristian.net!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 18, 2012, 02:47:52 PM
Banned for being the person above.

Banned for overly literal interpretation- this ain't ProtestantChristian.net!

Banned for saying ain't; don't say ain'y cuz your mother will faint, your father will fall in a bucket of paint. your dog will die and your sister will cry. That's why!

Now I'm banning myself (again)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on May 18, 2012, 02:49:19 PM
Banned for banning yourself twice. EPIC FAIL!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 18, 2012, 02:50:55 PM
Banned for shouting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on May 18, 2012, 02:54:29 PM
Sorry, banned for being a rules lawyer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 18, 2012, 02:56:05 PM
Banned for shouting.

Banned for not shouting shouting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 18, 2012, 02:57:02 PM
Banned for redundancy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 18, 2012, 07:32:01 PM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Vladik on May 19, 2012, 01:54:49 AM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 19, 2012, 11:50:19 PM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 12:13:02 AM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.

Banned for overuse of the period... . .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 20, 2012, 12:24:09 AM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.
Banned for overuse of the period... . .
Banned for being a professional eccentric.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 12:26:06 AM
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.
Banned for overuse of the period... . .
Banned for being a professional eccentric.
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.
Banned for overuse of the period... . .
Banned for being a professional eccentric.

Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.
Banned for overuse of the period... . .
Banned for being a professional eccentric.

Banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 20, 2012, 12:28:48 AM

Banned!

Banned for banning me after I banned you after you banned me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 20, 2012, 12:43:39 AM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 03:25:47 AM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned because my mind is blown
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on May 20, 2012, 06:25:53 AM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned because my mind is blown

Banned cause you make me want to quote you too much.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 07:34:03 AM
Banned because, Dear God, why?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 20, 2012, 08:14:51 AM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned because my mind is blown

Banned cause you make me want to quote you too much.

Banned for not putting a different time on each quote.

Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned for WTH?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 20, 2012, 02:21:14 PM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned for WTH?

Banned for including that long list of quotes in your banning of another poster, not banning dcommini as per the rules of this thread, and taking an extra ban.

Oh, and the person I banned in your quote of me is IronChapMan. Robert Downey Jr has played both Iron Man and Charlie CHAPlin, and I didn't think anyone would get a "banned for making me think of Tony Stark with a Hitler-esque mustache" joke (or might think I was making some obscure and out of context reference to Marvel's Civil War storyline, which did indeed also make me think of Tony Stark with a Hitler mustache).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 02:29:52 PM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned for WTH?

Banned for including that long list of quotes in your banning of another poster, not banning dcommini as per the rules of this thread, and taking an extra ban.

Oh, and the person I banned in your quote of me is IronChapMan. Robert Downey Jr has played both Iron Man and Charlie CHAPlin, and I didn't think anyone would get a "banned for making me think of Tony Stark with a Hitler-esque mustache" joke (or might think I was making some obscure and out of context reference to Marvel's Civil War storyline, which did indeed also make me think of Tony Stark with a Hitler mustache).

Banned because I was actually able to follow your train of thought, and the world does not need two of you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 02:35:31 PM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.

Banned because my mind is blown

This is quite beautiful.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 20, 2012, 02:49:31 PM
Banned for not banning the previous poster!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 20, 2012, 02:51:37 PM
Banned for not banning the previous poster!

Banned for not also retroactively banning the previous poster.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 20, 2012, 02:53:30 PM


Banned for not banning the previous poster!

Banned for not also retroactively banning the previous poster.

Banned for the above, leaving the great menace of dcommini to run free.

Dcommini: banned for escaping banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 03:26:45 PM


Banned for not banning the previous poster!

Banned for not also retroactively banning the previous poster.

Banned for the above, leaving the great menace of dcommini to run free.

Dcommini: banned for escaping banning.

Banned because I expect you of all people to keep tabs on my being banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 20, 2012, 03:30:46 PM


Banned for not banning the previous poster!

Banned for not also retroactively banning the previous poster.

Banned for the above, leaving the great menace of dcommini to run free.

Dcommini: banned for escaping banning.

Banned because I expect you of all people to keep tabs on my being banned.

Becouse of thyne insolance, ye aer heerforthe banished frome thys thread fore no less than thirtie... seconds.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 03:40:52 PM


Banned for not banning the previous poster!

Banned for not also retroactively banning the previous poster.

Banned for the above, leaving the great menace of dcommini to run free.

Dcommini: banned for escaping banning.

Banned because I expect you of all people to keep tabs on my being banned.

Becouse of thyne insolance, ye aer heerforthe banished frome thys thread fore no less than thirtie... seconds.

Banned because my dyslexia almost could not decipher your attempt at Olde Ænglish
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 03:43:21 PM
Banned for using strange characters like Æ!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 03:46:03 PM
Banned for using strange characters like Æ!

Banned because you also used the strange character... and you probably copied and pasted it instead of typing it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 03:54:47 PM
H0W D^R3 U! | D|D N0†!   BANNNNNNNNNNN-DAH!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 03:57:56 PM
H0W D^R3 U! | D|D N0†!   BANNNNNNNNNNN-DAH!

Banned because l33t
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 04:05:21 PM
H0W D^R3 U! | D|D N0†!   BANNNNNNNNNNN-DAH!

Banned because l33t

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|    |__ |__     |       _/
|__ |__ |__     |      |
                            0

BANNED HENCEFoRTH AND FoREVER MoRE!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 04:13:08 PM
H0W D^R3 U! | D|D N0†!   BANNNNNNNNNNN-DAH!

Banned because l33t

                            _
      __  ___  ____  /   \
|    |__ |__     |       _/
|__ |__ |__     |      |
                            0

BANNED HENCEFoRTH AND FoREVER MoRE!

Banned because

Quote from: TheRaven
Never More!

Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 20, 2012, 04:23:02 PM
Banned for using the word quote instead of quoth!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 20, 2012, 04:54:54 PM
Banned for using the word quote instead of quoth!

Banned for not following up with a better Poe quote.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 20, 2012, 05:36:58 PM
Banned for using the word quote instead of quoth!

Banned for not following up with a better Poe quote.

Banned.

Because:
(http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/main_potato.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 20, 2012, 06:05:22 PM

Banned for threatening us with a Spud Missile (groan)  :-[
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 20, 2012, 06:06:17 PM

Banned for threatening us with a Spud Missile (groan)  :-[

Banned for obscenely bad joke.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 20, 2012, 06:26:57 PM

Banned for threatening us with a Spud Missile (groan)  :-[

Banned for obscenely bad joke.

Banned for providing the incentive to that obscenely bad joke. Enabler.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 20, 2012, 10:27:51 PM
Banned because

Quote from: TheRaven
Never More!

Eat my shorts!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 20, 2012, 10:40:24 PM
Banned because
Quote from: TheRaven
Never More!
Eat my shorts!

Banned for not banning the person above you.

Don't have a cow man.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on May 21, 2012, 01:05:03 PM
Banned for the round amount of posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 21, 2012, 01:09:34 PM
Banned for the round amount of posts.

Banned for having something against round posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on May 21, 2012, 03:25:14 PM
Banned for nonsensically applying geometric properties to numerical values.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 21, 2012, 03:37:41 PM
Banned for being a participant in the uncoolest convention in America.

AFOL forever!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 21, 2012, 03:49:18 PM
Banned for being a participant in the uncoolest convention in America.

AFOL forever!

Banned because cats are not leprechauns
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 21, 2012, 04:29:47 PM
Banned for incubating an alien inside your chest.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 21, 2012, 05:53:35 PM
Banned because, chances are, your banning was merely rhetorical! 


Er... or something...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 21, 2012, 06:19:51 PM
Banned for putting a silly hat on your cat!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: GabrieltheCelt on May 21, 2012, 06:27:26 PM
Banned for not noticing the cat was nekid!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 21, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
Banned for not noticing the cat was nekid!
Banned for not spelling it nekkid!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 21, 2012, 07:59:23 PM
Banned for not noticing the cat was nekid!

Who told you that it was naked?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 21, 2012, 08:09:12 PM
Banned for not noticing the cat was nekid!

Who told you that it was naked?

Banned for breaking thread rules.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 21, 2012, 08:43:26 PM
Banned for being a stickler.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 21, 2012, 11:34:17 PM
Banned for ✔.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 22, 2012, 03:48:08 AM
Banned for ✔.

Banned for catching that before me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 22, 2012, 05:37:33 AM
Banned for  jealously banning the previous banner!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 22, 2012, 06:50:50 AM
Quote
Quote from: TheRaven
Eat my shorts!

Banned for anyone who isn't familiar with Treehouse of Horror.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 22, 2012, 07:41:13 AM
Quote
Quote from: TheRaven
Eat my shorts!

Banned for anyone who isn't familiar with Treehouse of Horror.

Banned for not technically applying your ban to the person above you.

Banned for  jealously banning the previous banner!

There was no jealousy in my banning, merely contempt at my own inability to notice such things.

SO...

Banned for false accusations!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 22, 2012, 08:12:08 AM
Banned for whining.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 22, 2012, 08:18:47 AM
Banned for being a bad idea.

(http://media.piratechurch.org/2008/12/63.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 22, 2012, 08:26:03 AM
Banned for posting immodest image.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 22, 2012, 09:20:11 AM
Banned for posting immodest image.

Banned for whining.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 22, 2012, 02:37:31 PM
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 22, 2012, 03:30:57 PM
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 22, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

PP
Banned for bringing class and race into the discussion. This is not the politics forum.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 22, 2012, 04:05:14 PM
Banned for being a Vaticanist. Hsssss
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 22, 2012, 04:21:41 PM
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 22, 2012, 04:26:56 PM
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".

Banned for having more vowels in your username than consonants.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on May 22, 2012, 04:29:45 PM
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".

Banned for having more vowels in your username than consonants.

Banned for having more consonants in your username than vowels.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 22, 2012, 04:33:57 PM
Banned for using the same word to modify itself in your name.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 22, 2012, 06:34:57 PM
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

PP
Banned for bringing class and race into the discussion. This is not the politics forum.

Banned for not knowing how to spell papalist  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 22, 2012, 06:36:16 PM
Banned for posting immodest image.

lol. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 22, 2012, 06:37:01 PM
Banned for being a bad idea.

(http://media.piratechurch.org/2008/12/63.jpg)

You deserve an lol too.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on May 22, 2012, 06:37:53 PM
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on May 22, 2012, 08:44:32 PM
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.
Banned for not banning the previous poster for posting something other than a ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ironchapman on May 22, 2012, 09:27:17 PM
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.
Banned for not banning the previous poster for posting something other than a ban.
Banned, just 'cause.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 22, 2012, 09:44:10 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DLNCKc3Mfkg/TXZ1_is533I/AAAAAAAACHw/b24mThSmXzE/s1600/ban-hammer-featured1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 23, 2012, 01:01:46 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DLNCKc3Mfkg/TXZ1_is533I/AAAAAAAACHw/b24mThSmXzE/s1600/ban-hammer-featured1.jpg)

Banned for being too awesome!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on May 23, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
Banned for not being awesome enough.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 23, 2012, 09:54:40 AM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/4/129174959571570520.jpg)

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/01/30/1225824/896030-still-banned.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 24, 2012, 11:53:51 AM
Banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 24, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
Banned.

Here, try this, it matches your new status in this thread:

(http://www.moneysavingmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ban.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ansgar on May 24, 2012, 01:33:07 PM
Banned.

Here, try this, it matches your new status in this thread:

(http://www.moneysavingmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ban.jpg)

Banned for reasons I'll come up with later.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 24, 2012, 01:34:44 PM
banned for failing to promptly give reasons
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 25, 2012, 01:11:39 AM
banned for failing to promptly give reasons

Banned for not capitalizing "banned" and for not ending your sentence with a period!  :police:

Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on May 25, 2012, 01:19:08 AM
banned for worrying About capitalization and punctuation;
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 03:09:53 AM
Banned for making me laugh whilst I travel through the ninth level of Hell (read: the desert).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TITL on May 25, 2012, 10:01:52 AM
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 10:05:06 AM
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 25, 2012, 10:33:00 AM
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 11:57:11 AM
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TITL on May 25, 2012, 12:00:02 PM
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 12:07:41 PM
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....

Banned for not following the rules of this thread and banning the person above you.

Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi

Banned for my inherent mistrust of all things feline.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 25, 2012, 12:51:07 PM
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....

Banned for not following the rules of this thread and banning the person above you.

Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi

Banned for my inherent mistrust of all things feline.

Banned for self banning. I'm sure there's a canon against that....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 25, 2012, 12:56:23 PM
Banned for lack of specificity.

"Seeing as how the banning of oneself is an outrage and a blasphemy, insomuch as it degrades the human person that heretofore was an unbanned person--yet a person capable of bannage because of our ancestral sin--therefore and henceforth, anyone banning oneself shall be condemned with the heaviest of penances: if a bishop then reassignment to a hick town, if a priest a 2 month fast of bread and water, and if a layman then an excommunication for 3 years." - Council of Cyrene (AD 442), Canon 17
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TITL on May 25, 2012, 01:02:46 PM
Wait... there's no Council of Cyrene! Banned for naming the wrong Council.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 25, 2012, 01:08:07 PM
Wait... there's no Council of Cyrene! Banned for naming the wrong Council.


Banned for not knowing about the Council of Cyrene!   True, it's not in the Rudder or any of those popular-level canonical collections, but if you buy the nomo-proto-deutero-uno-canon, published in the original Cyrenaic, you will find the canon and the commentaries on it by such illustrious fathers as St. Barsanuphius the Wise, St. Theodosiuziansky the Magnificent, and St. O the poor.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TITL on May 25, 2012, 01:11:21 PM
Banned for making me feel stupid.

I was never taught about that Council (or that Canon.. or those saints)... I need to go back to Sunday School.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 02:16:57 PM
Banned for srsly?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 25, 2012, 02:42:26 PM
Banned for srsly?

Banned for LOLspeak.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on May 25, 2012, 02:48:42 PM
Banned for srsly?

Banned for LOLspeak.

Banned for not posting a picture of boxxy.

(http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/132993515590.png)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 25, 2012, 02:49:33 PM
Banned for srsly?

Banned for LOLspeak.

Banned for knowing that stuff actually has a name, and naming it. And also for being the obnoxious older brother. Your niece misses you.

Banned for srsly?

Banned for LOLspeak.

Banned for not posting a picture of boxxy.

(http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/132993515590.png)

Banned for posting a picture of boxxy. Boxxy is dead /b/tard
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 25, 2012, 04:48:32 PM
Banned for attempting to create ortho-chan.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 25, 2012, 06:24:55 PM
Banned for attempting to create ortho-chan.

PP

Banned for rejecting the idea.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 25, 2012, 07:28:39 PM
Now I'm feeling like an old fogey.
  -What is srsly?
  -Who is Boxxy?
  -What is Ortho-chan?
  -Who am I; what am I doing here? (channeling Admiral Stockdale)

Oh, btw, banned for silly accent in your name.   :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on May 25, 2012, 07:33:49 PM
Now I'm feeling like an old fogey.
  -What is srsly?
  -Who is Boxxy?
  -What is Ortho-chan?
  -Who am I; what am I doing here? (channeling Admiral Stockdale)

Oh, btw, banned for silly accent in your name.   :D
Banned for not knowing that srsly means "seriously????!?!?"
Also for not knowing that Boxxy is the name if a teenage lurker on a below mentioned message board that every neck beard, basement dweller, and wanna-be hacker is in love with.

Furthermore, I declare banathema for not getting my joke about ortho-chan and the real life anaonymous message board called 4-chan, where the aforementioned teenage girl and her compatriots lurk.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT12FSYRui4ZnJVWbcdfABME90xGnLWLP8nToeRGCCZ2Frhiaf3jnk4_-jX)


PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 25, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Banned for being a total zoidberg!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 25, 2012, 10:40:59 PM
Now I'm feeling like an old fogey.
  -What is srsly?
  -Who is Boxxy?
  -What is Ortho-chan?
  -Who am I; what am I doing here? (channeling Admiral Stockdale)

Oh, btw, banned for silly accent in your name.   :D
Banned for not knowing that srsly means "seriously????!?!?"
Also for not knowing that Boxxy is the name if a teenage lurker on a below mentioned message board that every neck beard, basement dweller, and wanna-be hacker is in love with.

Furthermore, I declare banathema for not getting my joke about ortho-chan and the real life anaonymous message board called 4-chan, where the aforementioned teenage girl and her compatriots lurk.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT12FSYRui4ZnJVWbcdfABME90xGnLWLP8nToeRGCCZ2Frhiaf3jnk4_-jX)


PP


Let me get this straight, you're banning me for Not being a neck beard, basement dwelling, wannabe hacker?  Boy, the requirements for membership here sure are tough!   :P  :laugh:

Oh yeah, Peter J is banned for not using Zoidberg's title of Dr.



Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 26, 2012, 06:26:29 AM
Now I'm feeling like an old fogey.
  -What is srsly?
  -Who is Boxxy?
  -What is Ortho-chan?
  -Who am I; what am I doing here? (channeling Admiral Stockdale)

Oh, btw, banned for silly accent in your name.   :D
Banned for not knowing that srsly means "seriously????!?!?"
Also for not knowing that Boxxy is the name if a teenage lurker on a below mentioned message board that every neck beard, basement dweller, and wanna-be hacker is in love with.

Furthermore, I declare banathema for not getting my joke about ortho-chan and the real life anaonymous message board called 4-chan, where the aforementioned teenage girl and her compatriots lurk.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT12FSYRui4ZnJVWbcdfABME90xGnLWLP8nToeRGCCZ2Frhiaf3jnk4_-jX)


PP


Let me get this straight, you're banning me for Not being a neck beard, basement dwelling, wannabe hacker?  Boy, the requirements for membership here sure are tough!   :P  :laugh:

Oh yeah, Peter J is banned for not using Zoidberg's title of Dr.





No you're just Banned for not knowing (which really is a plus on your side).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 26, 2012, 07:14:42 AM
Oh yeah, Peter J is banned for not using Zoidberg's title of Dr.

You're banned for not knowing what a total zoidberg is. And dcommini for being the person above.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 27, 2012, 03:06:23 PM
Oh yeah, Peter J is banned for not using Zoidberg's title of Dr.

You're banned for not knowing what a total zoidberg is. And dcommini for being the person above.

Banned for exposing the ignorance of others.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 27, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Banned for not being a phyletist.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 27, 2012, 05:20:03 PM
Banned for not being a phyletist.

Banned for having two youtube links in every post you make.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 27, 2012, 06:15:31 PM
Banned for not being a phyletist.

Banned for having two youtube links in every post you make.

Valid.

Banned for having a picture of a Latin soldier on your Orthodox blog.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 28, 2012, 07:06:45 AM
Banned for not being a phyletist.
Banned for having two youtube links in every post you make.
Valid.

Banned for having a picture of a Latin soldier on your Orthodox blog.

Banned for banning a deployed member of our armed forces during memorial day weekend.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 28, 2012, 08:40:47 AM
Banned for not being a phyletist.
Banned for having two youtube links in every post you make.
Valid.

Banned for having a picture of a Latin soldier on your Orthodox blog.

Banned for banning a deployed member of our armed forces during memorial day weekend.

Banned for ... um, yeah i'm just going to skip you and ban Aindrú...

Aindrú, you are banned for not getting the symbolism of the Latin soldier on my Orthodox blog.

I chose that picture for two reasons, 1 because I am a Christian soldier and many people in the West would understand the crusader image, especially given this current war we are fighting where some believe we are just fighting another crusade. And 2 to show how I have come full circle; my family started out Orthodox, before the schism, then became Roman Catholic after the schism - and slaughtered Orthodox - then my family became Protestant, and finally my brother and I became Orthodox.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 28, 2012, 01:37:05 PM
I am banning myself for refusing to ban dcommini (thank you for your service), thus feeling better about myself, and avoiding incurring the wrath of Melodist:  :angel:

Quote
Banned for banning a deployed member of our armed forces during memorial day weekend./quote]
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 28, 2012, 01:42:56 PM
I am banning myself for refusing to ban dcommini (thank you for your service), thus feeling better about myself, and avoiding incurring the wrath of Melodist:  :angel:

Quote
Banned for banning a deployed member of our armed forces during memorial day weekend.

Before you ban yourself, I ban you.

(http://www.blackborder.com/bbcart/images/prods/Magic-The-Gathering-Conflux-Path-to-Exile.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 28, 2012, 01:57:51 PM
Before I ban Aindriu, I hereby ban dcommini, who has escaped banning so far. I ban him in honor of his service! He's overseas to ensure that we continue to have the right to post silly threads!

This one's for you, bro!

BANNED!

Aindriu, banned for practice of Magic!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: xariskai on May 28, 2012, 02:32:11 PM
Before I ban Aindriu, I hereby ban dcommini, who has escaped banning so far. I ban him in honor of his service! He's overseas to ensure that we continue to have the right to post silly threads!

This one's for you, bro!

BANNED!

Aindriu, banned for practice of Magic!

^Banned in the name of personal hygiene.

 (http://i.imgur.com/MppYA.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 28, 2012, 03:45:51 PM
Before I ban Aindriu, I hereby ban dcommini, who has escaped banning so far. I ban him in honor of his service! He's overseas to ensure that we continue to have the right to post silly threads!

This one's for you, bro!

BANNED!

Aindriu, banned for practice of Magic!

Hey, bro. I appreciate your looking out for, but remember that night after my dear wife took her trip to Cali? Police baton much? There might be a repeat of that if you keep up these shenanigans...  :police:
Before I ban Aindriu, I hereby ban dcommini, who has escaped banning so far. I ban him in honor of his service! He's overseas to ensure that we continue to have the right to post silly threads!

This one's for you, bro!

BANNED!

Aindriu, banned for practice of Magic!

^Banned in the name of personal hygiene.

 (http://i.imgur.com/MppYA.jpg)

Banned for implying that my brother is odorous. I got your back, bro.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on May 28, 2012, 10:55:26 PM


Hey, bro. I appreciate your looking out for, but remember that night after my dear wife took her trip to Cali? Police baton much? There might be a repeat of that if you keep up these shenanigans...  :police:


Banned for not being half so brave without a weapon (or when we're both evenly armed)! Your older brother's still got some moves, kid :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 29, 2012, 05:06:17 AM


Hey, bro. I appreciate your looking out for, but remember that night after my dear wife took her trip to Cali? Police baton much? There might be a repeat of that if you keep up these shenanigans...  :police:


Banned for not being half so brave without a weapon (or when we're both evenly armed)! Your older brother's still got some moves, kid :laugh:

Banned for not realizing that I am a trained killing machine with two deployments under my belt, anything in my hands is a weapon, including your own hand. Bring it on!  I'll wear my kilt so you have to tell everybody that you got whooped by a guy in a skirt. ;D

Oh, and thank you to all who thanked me for my service.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 29, 2012, 11:24:02 AM


Hey, bro. I appreciate your looking out for, but remember that night after my dear wife took her trip to Cali? Police baton much? There might be a repeat of that if you keep up these shenanigans...  :police:


Banned for not being half so brave without a weapon (or when we're both evenly armed)! Your older brother's still got some moves, kid :laugh:

Banned for not realizing that I am a trained killing machine with two deployments under my belt, anything in my hands is a weapon, including your own hand. Bring it on!  I'll wear my kilt so you have to tell everybody that you got whooped by a guy in a skirt. ;D

Oh, and thank you to all who thanked me for my service.

Banned for being a leg.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 29, 2012, 12:56:46 PM


Hey, bro. I appreciate your looking out for, but remember that night after my dear wife took her trip to Cali? Police baton much? There might be a repeat of that if you keep up these shenanigans...  :police:


Banned for not being half so brave without a weapon (or when we're both evenly armed)! Your older brother's still got some moves, kid :laugh:

Banned for not realizing that I am a trained killing machine with two deployments under my belt, anything in my hands is a weapon, including your own hand. Bring it on!  I'll wear my kilt so you have to tell everybody that you got whooped by a guy in a skirt. ;D

Oh, and thank you to all who thanked me for my service.

Banned for being a leg.

Banned for finding me out.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 29, 2012, 07:14:30 PM
Banned for choosing an Army uniform over Marine Corps dress blues.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 30, 2012, 02:15:26 AM
Banned for choosing an Army uniform over Marine Corps dress blues.

Banned for implying that the Army doesn't have any dress blues.

I'll take mine over theirs any day.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 30, 2012, 07:56:47 AM
dirty hairy nasty leg  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on May 31, 2012, 08:18:40 AM
Banned for lack of banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on May 31, 2012, 04:06:56 PM
Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on May 31, 2012, 07:34:09 PM
Quote from ilyazhito:  "Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar."

After looking at Topic Replies # 345, 218, 216, 199, and 43, All of which were bannings, I hereby ban ilyazhito for hypocrisy!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on May 31, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
I hereby ban ilyazhito for hypocrisy?

Banned for not being sure you're actually banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on May 31, 2012, 08:08:01 PM
Banned for having an invalid argument.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on June 02, 2012, 09:57:03 AM
Throwing caution to the wind...

Banned for having escaped banning for more than 36 hours!  Bring on the wrath!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on June 02, 2012, 09:58:17 AM
Throwing caution to the wind...

Banned for having escaped banning for more than 36 hours!  Bring on the wrath!

Banned for having half your posts being bans. :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on June 02, 2012, 10:11:34 AM
Banned for starting this thread just so you indulge in your secret joy of banning others!  :police: 

BTW, you have banned 26 to my 10.  :P

Gotta go now, have to make the gyros.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 02, 2012, 10:15:04 AM
Banned!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkv5UTUGk)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on June 02, 2012, 11:58:03 AM
Banned!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkv5UTUGk)

Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 02, 2012, 02:52:10 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on June 02, 2012, 03:33:46 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

Banned for using previous reasons for banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 02, 2012, 05:29:24 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.
Banned for whining.
Banned for using previous reasons for banning.

Banned for doing it while knowing it's a cause for banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on June 02, 2012, 05:47:46 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.
Banned for whining.
Banned for using previous reasons for banning.

Banned for doing it while knowing it's a cause for banning.

Banned because Orthodox Jedi, your argument is invalid
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 03, 2012, 09:20:51 AM
Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar.

Ah hell! I mean heck!

- It's alright you can say that here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on June 15, 2012, 06:44:43 PM
Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar.

Ah hell! I mean heck!

- It's alright you can say that here.

Banned for self-approval without first consulting a moderator
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on June 15, 2012, 06:45:55 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

If so 70% of the forum would be gone.  Banned for banning 70% of the forum
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: GabrieltheCelt on June 15, 2012, 07:24:59 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

If so 70% of the forum would be gone. 
Banned for calling 70% of the forum members 'whiners'.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 15, 2012, 08:36:30 PM
Banned for impersonating a king.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HouseOfGod on June 15, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
Banned for being wrathful.  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 15, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on June 16, 2012, 03:02:44 AM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

If so 70% of the forum would be gone. 
Banned for calling 70% of the forum members 'whiners'.
Ban for having Pic of Elvis and not liking an Irish singer
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 16, 2012, 12:06:31 PM
Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar.

Ah hell! I mean heck!

- It's alright you can say that here.

Banned for self-approval without first consulting a moderator

Banned for revealing that I'm the Robot Devil.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Hiwot on June 16, 2012, 12:26:44 PM
Peter J is banned for over-banning, and Aindriu is banned for insults and for using a picture of Satan as his profile avatar.

Ah hell! I mean heck!

- It's alright you can say that here.

Banned for self-approval without first consulting a moderator

Banned for revealing that I'm the Robot Devil.

Banned for demonization of Robots!  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 16, 2012, 01:06:13 PM
Banned for trying to obscure the fact that artificial intelligence in robots is a plot by the illuminati to bring demonic forces into control of the world through covert means.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Hiwot on June 16, 2012, 01:15:42 PM
Banned for trying to obscure the fact that artificial intelligence in robots is a plot by the illuminati to bring demonic forces into control of the world through covert means.

Banned for snitching on My very Most Illuminated Illuminati Status out here overtly! lol

Double Banned for returning the membership recruiting mail I sent you UNOPPENED!!!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 16, 2012, 01:22:29 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

If so 70% of the forum would be gone. 
Banned for calling 70% of the forum members 'whiners'.
Ban for having Pic of Elvis and not liking an Irish singer
Banned for banning someone for a post other than the one immediately previous to yours, in which case I now have to ban myself for doing the exact same thing. :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Hiwot on June 16, 2012, 01:25:40 PM
Banned for making me have to click a link and not even giving a reason for the ban of Bigsinner.

Banned for whining.

If so 70% of the forum would be gone. 
Banned for calling 70% of the forum members 'whiners'.
Ban for having Pic of Elvis and not liking an Irish singer
Banned for banning someone for a post other than the one immediately previous to yours, in which case I now have to ban myself for doing the exact same thing. :D

Banned for entertaining morbid thoughts of self-banning! ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HouseOfGod on June 16, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on June 16, 2012, 04:43:38 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Banni pour prétendre d'être un ange :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on June 16, 2012, 04:47:42 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Banni pour prétendre d'être un ange :P

Banned for not providing translation per forum rules!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on June 16, 2012, 06:28:39 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Banni pour prétendre d'être un ange :P

Banned for not providing translation per forum rules!
banned for being a rules following fuddy duddy.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 16, 2012, 06:37:43 PM
fuddy duddy

Banned for using this phrase.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Theophania on June 16, 2012, 08:15:43 PM
fuddy duddy

Banned for using this phrase.

Banned for making me stare at your avatar and wonder if that's a clarinet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 16, 2012, 08:26:42 PM
Banned for making me stare at your avatar and wonder if that's a clarinet.

Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 16, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on June 16, 2012, 08:40:30 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.

Banned because, TL;DR.

Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Banni pour prétendre d'être un ange :P

Banned for not providing translation per forum rules!

whoops...  :-[
Translation: Banned for pretending to be an angel.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on June 16, 2012, 08:40:57 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.
Banned 4 2 many wrds
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on June 16, 2012, 08:42:23 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.
Banned 4 2 many wrds
Banned for being too slow :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on June 16, 2012, 08:53:17 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.
Banned 4 2 many wrds
Banned for being too slow :P
Banned for beating me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on June 16, 2012, 08:56:17 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.
Banned 4 2 many wrds
Banned for being too slow :P
Banned for beating me.
Banned for being a sore loser.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 16, 2012, 08:58:42 PM
Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

Banned for the banning of another individual without understanding why you are banning them. You can't have it both ways. What you said would be like saying "banned for liking or disliking vegetables" or "banned because you may or may not have broke the fast" or "banned for understanding or not understanding the need for indulgence by proxy via hypothetical pathways inherent in the explanatory power of monasticism vis-a-vis 6th century byzantine church hierarchical paradigms". This stuff has obvious answers.

Not really. More like "banned for liking vegetables too much or too little".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on June 16, 2012, 09:21:58 PM
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Not really. More like "banned for liking vegetables too much or too little".
Banned for not including fruit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Opus118 on June 16, 2012, 10:42:39 PM
Banned for making me stare at your avatar and wonder if that's a clarinet.

Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

I am too slow to play this game and I do not follow rules that do not exist. I personally believe St Stephen's stole represents a clarinet and that he is in fact the patron saint of all clarinetists. He must have been an clarinetist nonpareil, since no well known clarinetist shares his name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_clarinetists). Melodist, you should stop rejecting the obvious. Look at your avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 16, 2012, 10:44:39 PM
Banned for making me stare at your avatar and wonder if that's a clarinet.

Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

I am too slow to play this game and I do not follow rules that do not exist. I personally believe St Stephen's stole represents a clarinet and that he is in fact the patron saint of all clarinetists. He must have been an clarinetist nonpareil, since no well known clarinetist shares his name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_clarinetists). Melodist, you should stop rejecting the obvious. Look at your avatar.

Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away. ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on June 16, 2012, 10:46:24 PM
Banned for naming yourself after the town in which I live (Bethel).
;D
Oh, and Hiwot:
Banned for being good at French.  :angel:
Banni pour prétendre d'être un ange :P

Banned for not providing translation per forum rules!
banned for being a rules following fuddy duddy.

PP
Banned for only having a green mark beside your name and not getting a yellow mark like me gots  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on June 16, 2012, 10:54:59 PM
Banned for using the objective form (me) instead of the nominative form (I) and for using a third person verb with a clear first person subject (though that form was wrong).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 16, 2012, 11:00:01 PM
Banned for using the objective form (me) instead of the nominative form (I) and for using a third person verb with a clear first person subject (though that form was wrong).
Banned for being anal.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 16, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Opus118 on June 16, 2012, 11:29:26 PM
Banned for making me stare at your avatar and wonder if that's a clarinet.

Banned for staring too long (or possibly not long enough) at my avatar.

I am too slow to play this game and I do not follow rules that do not exist. I personally believe St Stephen's stole represents a clarinet and that he is in fact the patron saint of all clarinetists. He must have been an clarinetist nonpareil, since no well known clarinetist shares his name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_clarinetists). Melodist, you should stop rejecting the obvious. Look at your avatar.

Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away. ;) :laugh:

Crikey! You guys are merciless. May you choke on your emoticons.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 16, 2012, 11:44:23 PM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on June 16, 2012, 11:45:54 PM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.

Banned for your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on June 16, 2012, 11:50:15 PM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.

Banned for your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries.

(http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/up2L8/ban-hamster.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 16, 2012, 11:54:05 PM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.

Banned for your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries.
Banned for catapulting a cow over the castle wall.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on June 17, 2012, 12:08:04 AM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.

Banned for your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries.
Banned for catapulting a cow over the castle wall.

Banned for not knowing the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on June 17, 2012, 12:42:58 AM
Banned for not knowing the rules of the game. Now go away
or I shall taunt you a second time.
I fart in your general direction.

Banned for your mother being a hamster and your father smelling of elderberries.
Banned for catapulting a cow over the castle wall.

Banned for not knowing the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Banned for being a tiny brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on June 17, 2012, 11:57:13 PM
Banned for being an empty headed animal food trough wiper.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.  :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 18, 2012, 03:41:37 AM
Banned and penalized for taunting. 5 yards, loss of down, and expect a fine from Mr. Roger "even steven" Goodell.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 21, 2012, 06:11:58 PM
Banned for being an empty headed animal food trough wiper.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.  :P

Banned for being a copy-cat.

Banned for being an empty headed animal food trough wiper.  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.  :P

Banned for being a copy-cat.

Banned for banning wrong post and for self-quotation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on June 21, 2012, 09:07:50 PM
Banned for being named PJ
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on June 21, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Banned for objecting to PJ's.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HouseOfGod on June 21, 2012, 10:17:54 PM
Banned for not having an avatar  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 21, 2012, 10:23:55 PM
Banned!

 ושעל, אשר נבוכים כל הוגי הדעות המוכשרים ביותר ביחס ליכולתם, אשר נעלם בצורה אחת בלבד כדי להראות את עצמה אחרת, מצהירים נמרצות, לא רק את הקושי ניתן לפתור, אבל הוא לא קיים? מדוע, כאשר אף אדם ישר מכחיש באופן פרטי, כי כל בעיה האולטימטיבי עטוף מסתורין עמוקה מאין כמוה, אין אנשים ישרים להכריז על דוכנים כי מהוססת בוודאות חובתו של טיפשי ביותר בורים? האם זה לא מחזה להצחיק את המלאכים? אנחנו חברה של בני בורים, מרגיש את דרכנו ערפילים וחושך, ללמוד רק על ידי טעויות חוזרות ונשנות ללא הרף, קבלת מנצנץ של אמת על ידי ליפול טעות אפשרית, קל להבחין במעומעם מספיק לצרכי היומיום שלנו, אבל ללא תקנה שונות בכל פעם שאנו מנסים כדי לתאר את המקור האולטימטיבי או סוף דרכינו, ובכל זאת, כאשר אחד מאיתנו מיזמים להצהיר כי אנחנו לא יודעים את מפת היקום, כמו גם את המפה של הקהילה שלנו שואף לאפס, הוא התנשף, לגדף, ואולי אמרו שהוא יהיה ארור כדי לנצח על בוגדנותו. בתוך כל המחלוקות אינסופיים וחסרי תקווה אשר נשאר דבר מלבד קליפות החשופות של מילים חסרות משמעות, הצלחנו לגלות אמיתות מסוימות אמינים. הם לא לוקחים אותנו רחוק מאוד, ומצב לגלות אותם כבר אי אמון של כמה ניחושים פריורי, ואת החקירה שיטתי של החוויה. תנו לנו, אומרים חלק מאיתנו, בצע לפחות זה מושג. כאן נגלה הדרכה מספקת את הצרכים של החיים, אם כי אנו לוותר על הניסיון פעם לעמוד מאחורי הרעלה שאיש לא הצליח להעלות, אם אכן יש משהו מאחורי. אתה אגנוסטים אומלל! הוא תשובה, לזרוק הצידה שטויות כאלה, נאחזים את קליפות ישנות. מקל על הדברים אשר מתיימר להסביר הכל, קוראים תעלומות הספקות שלך, והם לא להפריע לך יותר, ומאמינים באותם אמיתות הדרושים אשר אין שני פילוסופים שהצליחו אי פעם לתת אותה גירסה.רבותי, אנחנו יכולים רק להגיב, חכה עד שיש לך איזה מופע של ההסכם בין עצמכם. לחכות עד שאתה יכול לתת תשובה כלשהי, לא מוחשי תשובה מילולית, לאחד כמה ספקות אשר המדכאים אותנו כפי שהם עושקים אותך. לחכות עד שאתה יכול להצביע על איזו אמת אחת, אך מה בכך, אשר התגלתה על ידי השיטה שלך, תעמוד במבחן הדיון ואימות. לחכות עד שאתה יכול לפנות ללא סיבה על סיבה להכפיש אותה נשימה. חכו עד התגלות אלוהית שלך יש משהו יותר לחשוף מאשר תקווה כי הספקות האיומים שהם מציעים יכול בשום אופן להיות חסרת כל בסיס. עד אז נוכל להסתפק להודות בגלוי, מה אתה לוחש בשקט או להסתיר בז'רגון טכני, כי סוד עתיק הוא סוד עדיין, כי האיש אינו יודע דבר על אינסופי ומוחלט, וזה, בלי לדעת שום דבר, הוא היה טוב יותר לא להיות דוגמטי על בורותו. וגם, בינתיים, אנחנו נעשה כל מאמץ לתת צדקה ככל האפשר, ובעוד אתה חצוצרה ושוב באופן רשמי הזלזול שלך הספקנות שלנו, נוכל לפחות לנסות להאמין שאתה המוטל על ידי לסעור שלך.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 21, 2012, 10:43:27 PM
Banned for triggering "Would you like to translate [this page]?"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HouseOfGod on June 21, 2012, 10:50:04 PM
Banned for not taking it upon yourself to translate thus preventing this to be triggered ;)

From Google Translate, Asteriktos's passage:
And that, which puzzled the ablest thinkers in relation to their ability, which disappears only one way to show herself to another, assert, not only the difficulty can be solved, but it does not exist? Why, when no honest man deny in private that every ultimate problem wrapped in profoundest mystery, there is no honest people declare certain counters that halting the duty of the most stupid ignorant? Is not it funny the angels play? We are a society of ignorant, feeling our way through mists and darkness, learning only by mistakes repeated endlessly, making sparkling of truth by falling possible mistakes, easy to make out enough for our daily lives, but irreparably different every time we try to describe the ultimate origin or end of our ways, and yet, when one of us ventures to declare that we do not know the map of the universe, as well as the map of our community is close to zero, he gasped, cursing, and perhaps told that he would be damned to win his faithlessness. In all disputes endless and hopeless that nothing left but bare skins of nonsense words, we discover certain truths reliable. They do not take us very far, and state to find them already distrust of some guesses priori, and the systematic investigation of the experience. Let us, say some of us, do this idea. Here we find guidance provides the needs of life, though we give up trying to ever stand behind the veil that no one could think, if indeed there is something behind. You agnostics miserable! Is the answer, throw aside such nonsense, clutching the old shells. Stick to the things which purports to explain everything, reading mysteries your doubts, and they do not bother you more, and believe in those truths necessary for which no two philosophers ever managed to give her version. Gentlemen, we can only respond, wait until you have a show of agreement between yourself. Wait until you can give an answer, not a tangible answer verbally, one of the few doubts which oppress us as they oppress you. Wait until you can point to a single truth, but what of it, which was discovered by your system, stand the test of discussion and verification. Wait until you can turn to no reason to reason to discredit her breath. Wait until your divine revelation reveal something more than hope that doubts the threats they offer could possibly be without foundation. Until then we will be satisfied to admit openly, what you whisper quietly or hide technical jargon, that an ancient secret is a secret still, that man knows nothing of the infinite and absolute, and that, without knowing anything, it was better not to be dogmatic about his ignorance . And, in the meantime, we will make every effort to be charitable as possible, and while you trumpet and again officially your contempt for our skepticism, we can at least try to believe you are tasked by your rage.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 21, 2012, 10:53:42 PM
Unbanned for making me laugh with these translations (I used my browser for one)...  it ends up being nearly as coherent as the original I was quoting.

"Is not it funny the angels play?"

Amen, amen.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on June 21, 2012, 11:24:41 PM
Banned for circumventing the rules.  You cannot unban anyone.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on June 21, 2012, 11:27:17 PM
Banned for lack of compassion!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HouseOfGod on June 21, 2012, 11:51:53 PM
Unbanned for making me laugh with these translations (I used my browser for one)...  it ends up being nearly as coherent as the original I was quoting.

"Is not it funny the angels play?"

Amen, amen.
:P
I ban myself for not banning Asteriktos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on June 27, 2012, 01:37:23 AM
I ban you for wanting to ban Asteriktos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Peter J on June 27, 2012, 03:59:00 PM
I ban you for wanting to ban Asteriktos.

I want to ban you for banning HouseofGod.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on June 27, 2012, 10:32:58 PM
I want to

You're banned.

How's it feel to want?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Bigsinner on June 27, 2012, 11:02:11 PM
(throwing caution to the wind) I Ban you Melodist For reveling in another's state of want!   :police:

How do you like them apples?  :laugh:

Let the wrath begin!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on August 03, 2012, 09:58:42 PM
Bigsinner, you are hereby banned for inciting wrath. You also need to see a spiritual father, as per your screen name
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 03, 2012, 10:30:25 PM
Banned for confusing me with your jurisdiction!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on August 03, 2012, 10:45:55 PM
Banned for confusing me with your jurisdiction!
Banned for not having a Jurisdiction
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 03, 2012, 11:07:11 PM
Banned for confusing me with your jurisdiction!
Banned for not having a Jurisdiction

Banned for either a) assuming I have a jurisdiction, and 2] not having one listed yourself; or iii} having a lower case letter to begin your username!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on August 03, 2012, 11:17:57 PM
Banned for confusing me with your jurisdiction!
Banned for not having a Jurisdiction

Banned for either a) assuming I have a jurisdiction, and 2] not having one listed yourself; or iii} having a lower case letter to begin your username!!
Banned for being indecisive on why your banning me  :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 03, 2012, 11:55:36 PM
Banned for not having a faith/jurisdiction status filled out.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 04, 2012, 12:18:08 AM
Banned for being a phyletist!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on August 04, 2012, 12:22:09 AM
Banned for not being a member of the jurisdiction of which you really want to be a member!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on August 04, 2012, 12:23:46 AM
Banned for being a phyletist!

Banned for scamming some dude named Andrius.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on August 04, 2012, 12:24:21 AM
And I ban myself for not being as quick on the draw as Peter.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on August 04, 2012, 12:26:16 AM
And I ban myself for not being as quick on the draw as Peter.
Banned for banning yourself. Then again, if you're already banned, how can I ban you again? I think I'll go eat a banana.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 04, 2012, 12:56:40 AM
Banned for eating bananas.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on August 04, 2012, 01:23:29 AM
Banned for eating bananas.
Banned for not joining in on the banana festivities
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: PeterTheAleut on August 04, 2012, 02:28:33 AM
Banned for preferring Chiquita over Dole.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 07:24:48 PM
^Banned for having fancy purple stars.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 04, 2012, 07:32:21 PM
منعت لكونها خاطىء لبق
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 07:37:55 PM
Banned for changing your avatar constantly.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 04, 2012, 07:40:15 PM
Banned for not changing your avatar often enough!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 07:43:51 PM
Banned for not changing your avatar often enough!
Banned for ending your post with an exclamation point.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 04, 2012, 07:49:31 PM
Banned f⸮r reas⸮ns yet t⸮ be determined­~
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on August 04, 2012, 08:17:36 PM
Banned for procrastinating (and for those weird little text characters).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 08:31:34 PM
^Banned for having a weekday as part of your username.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 04, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
Banned for unnecessary use of the ^ symbol.  Remember we are banning the person above, right?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 08:43:26 PM
Banned for having an ethnic label in your "faith" status.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 08:59:53 PM
I ban myself because I feel like it. 8)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 04, 2012, 09:31:09 PM
^Banned for feeling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 04, 2012, 11:18:05 PM
banned for reasons that shall not be made public
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 11:19:37 PM
Banned for not having a signature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 04, 2012, 11:25:02 PM
Banned for having too long of a custom title
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 04, 2012, 11:28:04 PM
Banned for being a Mathematician (my least favorite subject is Math). :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 12:53:40 AM
Banned for being a Mathematician (my least favorite subject is Math). :P

Banned for disrespecting Math.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 12:54:25 AM
Banned for not having a custom title.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 05, 2012, 01:06:42 AM
Banned for making up adjectives.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 01:08:56 AM
Banned for making up adjectives.
What? Are you referring to my username? ???

Banned for confusing me! :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 05, 2012, 01:09:59 AM
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 01:14:06 AM
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."

Banned for indiscriminate banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 05, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
Banned for having a non-Ambrosian icon of St. Patrick for an avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 01:19:24 AM
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."

Banned for not knowing that these terms were used on this site years before I came along.

Following the above principle established by Leo, a Leonian would declare that: “The Word performed miracles, and the flesh suffered.” Whilst the Word is portrayed as the subject of divine action, it is the flesh that is portrayed as the subject of human action. How in contrast would the miracles and sufferings of Christ be expressed  Orthodox Alexandrian/Cyrillian Christology?

Some teachings attributed to Severus maintained by later "Severians" were condemned in a joint Council by the Syriac and Armenian Orthodox Churches while not at all condeming Severus himself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 05, 2012, 01:20:01 AM
Banned for taking the time to look that up.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 01:25:44 AM
Banned for not having an avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on August 05, 2012, 01:33:08 AM
Banned for not having an avatar.
banned for having yet to used the words inshallah, alhamdulillah,or salam in any of your posts yet  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 01:37:23 AM
Banned for being right and for making a good point. I, insha'Allah, will be sure to keep this in mind from now on.

Salem weh el 7amdulilah!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 05, 2012, 01:46:00 AM
Banned for PMing me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 10:16:37 AM
Banned for PMing me.

Banned for being Antiochian.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on August 05, 2012, 10:48:09 AM
Banned for having a life and too small postcount.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on August 05, 2012, 01:55:55 PM
Banned for poor spelling.

Quote
Faith: The Antient Truth
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 05, 2012, 01:59:19 PM
Banned for poor spelling.

Banned for making fun of the poor.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on August 05, 2012, 02:08:30 PM
Banned for impersonating me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on August 05, 2012, 02:28:06 PM
Banned for poor spelling.

Quote
Faith: The Antient Truth

Apologies. I should have written, "Banned for obsolete spelling."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 05, 2012, 03:05:49 PM
Banned for apologizing. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition, a man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 05, 2012, 03:08:58 PM
Banned for apologizing. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition, a man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

Banned for making Karate Kid sound like American Psycho.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 04:22:00 PM
Banned for redundant quoting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 05, 2012, 05:01:03 PM
Banned for inquiring into the OCA. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on August 05, 2012, 05:09:28 PM
Banned for being an American instead of a Russian, a Serbian or a Greek.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 05, 2012, 05:11:40 PM
Banned for forgetting Poland ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 05, 2012, 05:20:19 PM
Banned for forgetting Afghanistan, Pakistan, Cyprus, Germany, Italy, Romania, Swaziland, South Africa, Canada, Great Britain, Denmark, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Japan, Taiwan, Australia, India, Ceylon, Morocco, Israel, Turkey, Bulgaria, Ireland, etc.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 05, 2012, 05:22:26 PM
Banned for thinking that any of those countries can top Poland!

(http://i.imgur.com/VBOl1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 05, 2012, 05:27:46 PM
Banned for puttin' Putin in bush in Bush reference!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 05:36:50 PM
Banned for confusing me with your foreign politics. I'm American, and as all Americans know, the rest of the world exists insofar as it relates to America.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on August 05, 2012, 05:37:22 PM
^ Banned for still inquiring.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 05, 2012, 05:38:07 PM
banned for missing the chance to tell OrthoNoob that his perpetuation of a stereotype does not help matters.

and banned for being a leftist which is not about egalitarianism in the least.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 05:44:06 PM
Banned for thinking leftists are not egalitarian. (This, btw, from one who is neither leftist nor egalitarian.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on August 05, 2012, 05:46:21 PM
Banned for trying to have a serious discussion in this thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 05, 2012, 06:03:58 PM
Banned for ambiguous Faith and Jurisdiction statuses.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 05, 2012, 06:07:29 PM
banned for being a Protestant complaining about these matters.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 05, 2012, 06:18:33 PM
Banned for having an optical illusion type avatar!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on August 05, 2012, 06:24:19 PM
Banned for being more eccentric than I
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: neon_knights on August 05, 2012, 06:28:28 PM
Banned for eccentricity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 05, 2012, 07:35:30 PM
banned for somehow having less than half the number of posts than me
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 05, 2012, 07:40:47 PM
Banned for leaning Lutheran!!!1!!!ONE!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on August 05, 2012, 09:02:09 PM
Banned for leaning Lutheran!!!1!!!ONE!!

Banned for handling that inappropriately. If you catch someone leaning, you don't ban them, you hand them a broom and tell them if they have time to lean then they have time to clean.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
Banned for being an OC.net guru.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on August 05, 2012, 09:26:39 PM
Banned for believing I was some kind of guru. You can't believe everything you read on the internet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 09:32:07 PM
Banned for not having a custom title.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 05, 2012, 10:54:47 PM
Banned for forgetting Afghanistan, Pakistan, Cyprus, Germany, Italy, Romania, Swaziland, South Africa, Canada, Great Britain, Denmark, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Japan, Taiwan, Australia, India, Ceylon, Morocco, Israel, Turkey, Bulgaria, Ireland, etc.
Banned for forgetting Egypt.

I also ban myself for banning you, instead of banning myself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 05, 2012, 11:05:17 PM
Banned for self-banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on August 06, 2012, 12:20:38 AM
Banned for self-banning.
banned for only being voted in the top 10 and not the top 5
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 12:23:50 AM
Banned for having a moving avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: neon_knights on August 06, 2012, 12:29:25 AM
Banned for excessive thread resurrections.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 12:31:07 AM
Banned for infrequent postings.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 12:37:12 AM
NVM!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: neon_knights on August 06, 2012, 12:39:11 AM
Banned for making me think of Robert Downey Jr playing Charlie Chaplin in an Iron Man suit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 06, 2012, 12:39:30 AM
Beautiful. Seriously.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 12:41:40 AM
NVM!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 06, 2012, 12:43:29 AM
Take a wild guess.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 12:44:45 AM
Banned for ambiguity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: William on August 06, 2012, 12:46:42 AM
Disobedience.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on August 06, 2012, 12:48:11 AM
Banned for use of sentence fragments.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on August 06, 2012, 01:00:47 AM
Banned for using proper grammar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 06, 2012, 01:05:28 AM
Banned for failure to recognize a sentence fragment.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 06, 2012, 02:48:17 PM
Banned for being a noob.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Hiwot on August 06, 2012, 02:53:48 PM
banned for wanting a Boon.

GBU ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 11, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
Banned for having a username that I am unsure how to pronounce!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on August 11, 2012, 12:45:06 AM
Banned for having an obscure username.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 11, 2012, 12:51:19 AM
Banned for having an obscure username.

Banned for not knowing that my username is an accurate description of me, taken from the Greek language, for Asteriktos in Greek means "big manly stud muffin," from "aster" meaning big or exceptional, and "riktos" meaning manly muffin.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 11, 2012, 02:00:40 AM
Banned for loose translation of the Greek.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on August 11, 2012, 03:55:31 AM
Banned for having an obscure username.

Banned for not knowing that my username is an accurate description of me, taken from the Greek language, for Asteriktos in Greek means "big manly stud muffin," from "aster" meaning big or exceptional, and "riktos" meaning manly muffin.
Y'know, I just realized this thread isn't titled "ban the user directly above.

Banned for not knowing that I've been here long enough to know what your Schwarzenegger loving SN is supposed to mean.

Banned for loose translation of the Greek.
Banned for not translating Greek loosely enough. What kind of English speaker are you?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 11, 2012, 04:58:40 AM
Banned for not translating Greek loosely enough. What kind of English speaker are you?

Banned for being an English speaker.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on August 11, 2012, 05:03:26 AM
Banned for submitting a swan song and not leaving.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 11, 2012, 05:05:20 AM
Banned for making me realizing I'm touchy-feely ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 11, 2012, 05:06:24 AM
Banned for having a higher posting average than myself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Nigula Qian Zishi on August 11, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
Banned for heresy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on August 11, 2012, 12:35:57 PM
Banned because I cannot pronounce your member name (at least not well).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 11, 2012, 12:46:18 PM
Banned because you cannot pronounce Nigula Qian Zishi well.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on August 11, 2012, 03:32:54 PM
Banned because your username makes me giggle. (I'm such a child.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 11, 2012, 03:44:05 PM
Banned for childish behavior.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: christian7777 on August 11, 2012, 03:46:30 PM
Banned for being too serious.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 11, 2012, 03:59:45 PM
Banned for not taking this thread seriously.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: tuesdayschild on August 12, 2012, 03:31:38 PM
Banned for posting "Yesterday at 03:59:45 PM."

Banned for not having an avatar  ;)

Happy now?  :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: mike on August 12, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
Banned for having a clock wrongly set. It was 21:59.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 12, 2012, 04:21:15 PM
Banned for confusing us Americans into thinking you're in the army (unless you actually are in the army.)

And Scamandrius is preemptively banned for banning me for promoting stereotypes about Americans.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on August 12, 2012, 06:03:41 PM
Banned for not knowing that the way our military (not just the army) keeps time is the normal way for keeping time in some parts of the world.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Tikhon.of.Colorado on August 12, 2012, 06:13:55 PM
BAN for stating every word in your jurisdiction's official title, instead of simply stating that you're "Antiochian".  ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 12, 2012, 06:16:35 PM
Banned for thinking that OCA is Antiochian.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 12, 2012, 06:17:02 PM
Banned for not knowing that the way our military (not just the army) keeps time is the normal way for keeping time in some parts of the world.

And I do know this, ftr.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 12, 2012, 06:18:39 PM
Banned for knowing this.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 12, 2012, 06:23:52 PM
Banned for condemning knowledge.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 12, 2012, 08:46:05 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiranui117 on August 12, 2012, 08:51:17 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for being racist.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 12, 2012, 08:52:19 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for being racist.
banned for only having 100 posts, but being here so long
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 12, 2012, 08:52:38 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on August 12, 2012, 08:54:09 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
banned for being a Nestorian in regards to yourself :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on August 12, 2012, 08:56:51 PM
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
banned for being a Nestorian in regards to yourself :P
Banned for claiming to be banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on August 18, 2012, 06:22:46 PM
Banned for disparaging the Resurrection!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on August 18, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Banned for disparaging the Resurrection!
Banned because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 18, 2012, 07:32:05 PM
!for talking about your idea because I have no resurrection banned
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on August 18, 2012, 08:05:22 PM
Banned for autotranslating your last post from Klingon.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on August 30, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
Banned for accusing someone of using Klingon without evidence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 30, 2012, 02:06:41 PM
Banned for accusing someone of using Klingon without evidence.

Banned persecuting accusers.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 30, 2012, 02:08:34 PM
Ka'plah! Banned for accusing persecutors of persecuting accused banners.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 30, 2012, 02:23:21 PM
Banned for crossing out a word in your post.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 30, 2012, 02:29:09 PM
Banned for preferring pre-chewed tube grubs to gak.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Tzimis on August 30, 2012, 02:39:32 PM
Banded for suggesting we snort cocaine.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 30, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
 :D :o Banned for confusing me!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 30, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
Banned for using two emoticons in the same post.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 30, 2012, 02:56:29 PM
Banned for taking a subtle swipe at St. Gregory the Theologian in your signature!  :P :angel:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 30, 2012, 02:58:51 PM
Banned for taking a subtle swipe at St. Gregory the Theologian in your signature!  :P :angel:
Are you talking about the part where it says "no Bishop shall pass from city to city?"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on August 30, 2012, 03:00:01 PM
Yeah (jokingly)  :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 30, 2012, 03:07:00 PM
Yeah (jokingly)  :)
Thanks for the clarification. :)

Anyway, banned for using parentheses. :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on August 31, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
Banned for outlawing punctuation when it is needed. :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 31, 2012, 06:51:52 PM
Banned for having a username I cannot pronounce.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on August 31, 2012, 06:54:00 PM
Banned for having a username I cannot pronounce.

Banned for having difficulties with pronunciation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on August 31, 2012, 07:01:01 PM
Banned for precise timing. 6:54 PM and 0 seconds!

Banned for having a username I cannot pronounce.

Banned for having difficulties with pronunciation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 21, 2012, 01:04:00 AM
Banned for tomfoolery and skullduggery!

Also... (http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,9568.0.html)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on September 21, 2012, 03:08:01 AM
Banned for being eccentric
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on September 21, 2012, 03:10:42 AM
Banned for having a strange avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on September 21, 2012, 03:20:46 AM
Banned for having a strange avatar.

It's a British Comedy character. See Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyacinth_Bucket) for more information.

Banned for not knowing that. :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on September 21, 2012, 03:29:36 AM
Banned for linking Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 21, 2012, 03:31:21 AM
Hyacinth! My gram used to watch that show all the time... on PBS I think  :D

Also, banned for the crime of mopery.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on September 23, 2012, 02:06:48 PM
Hyacinth! My gram used to watch that show all the time... on PBS I think  :D

Also, banned for the crime of mopery.

Banned for making me mistake PBS with PMS.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 23, 2012, 08:41:53 PM
Banned for watching PMS
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on September 23, 2012, 09:29:15 PM
Banned for watching PMS

Banned for watching PMS - Sinful Hypocrite  :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 26, 2012, 12:48:56 PM
Banned for accusing someone of hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 26, 2012, 10:06:40 PM
Banned for lacking a sense of smell!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on September 26, 2012, 10:25:10 PM
Banned for lacking a sense of smell!

Banned for endless loopy avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on September 26, 2012, 11:08:57 PM
Banned for lack of loopy avatar appreciation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 28, 2012, 07:50:19 PM
banned for being offline
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on September 28, 2012, 08:06:47 PM
banned for being offline
Banned because you should be spending more time holding up the earth and less time typing stuff on the internet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 28, 2012, 11:53:48 PM
Banned for editing your post!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 30, 2012, 09:37:31 PM
Banned for not editing your post!




 ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on September 30, 2012, 09:41:51 PM
Banned for not editing your post!




 ;D

Banned for not listening to me.
;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on September 30, 2012, 10:13:56 PM
Banned for having 284 posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on September 30, 2012, 11:18:58 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for having 284 posts.

Banned for revering a Non-Chalcedonian Saint on a Chalcedonian message board ;)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cantor Krishnich on September 30, 2012, 11:22:49 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for having 284 posts.

Banned for revering a Non-Chalcedonian Saint on a Chalcedonian message board ;)

stay blessed,
habte selassie

Banned for being a Rasta!  :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on October 01, 2012, 12:09:08 AM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for having 284 posts.

Banned for revering a Non-Chalcedonian Saint on a Chalcedonian message board ;)

stay blessed,
habte selassie

Banned for being a Rasta!  :)

Banned for not passing the dutchie to the left hand side.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 01, 2012, 12:09:02 PM
Banned for lacking a sense of smell!
Banned for irrelevancy. What does a sense of smell have to do with my previous post?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cantor Krishnich on October 01, 2012, 01:25:10 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on October 01, 2012, 04:15:48 PM
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on October 01, 2012, 05:30:55 PM
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
Banned for being a noob ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on October 01, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
Banned for being a noob ;)

Banned for recycling infractions.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on October 01, 2012, 05:39:28 PM
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
Banned for being a noob ;)

Banned for recycling infractions.
Rats, banned then for keeping track of bans.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 01, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Banned for having rats.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on October 01, 2012, 07:42:55 PM
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on October 01, 2012, 07:47:50 PM
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

Banned for "My God, it's full of stars!"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on October 01, 2012, 08:17:04 PM
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

Banned for "My God, it's full of stars!"
Banned for being starstruck.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: xariskai on October 03, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

Banned for "My God, it's full of stars!"
Banned for being starstruck.
Banned for failure to properly appreciate the awesomeness of stars.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on October 05, 2012, 02:08:49 PM
Banned for failure to properly appreciate the awesomeness of stars.

Banned for being a crypto-astrologist.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on October 05, 2012, 07:20:08 PM
Banned for eating food prohibited during a Bajoran fast period.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 05, 2012, 07:41:06 PM
Banned for wearing your clown outfit before halloween!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 01, 2012, 02:22:05 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on November 01, 2012, 02:49:27 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on November 01, 2012, 03:00:15 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP

Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 01, 2012, 03:05:03 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP

Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.

Banned for hating on Primuspilus's awesome Star Wars related avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on November 02, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP

Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.

Banned for hating on Primuspilus's awesome Star Wars related avatar.
Banned for not using the existing S with an apostrophe afterwards when referencing my name :)

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 02, 2012, 01:47:41 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP

Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.

Banned for hating on Primuspilus's awesome Star Wars related avatar.
Banned for not using the existing S with an apostrophe afterwards when referencing my name :)

PP

Banned for not understanding the rules for forming possessives in English.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 02, 2012, 10:26:02 PM
Banned for not understanding the rules for forming possessives in English.

Banned for being a grammatical pharisee.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 02, 2012, 10:29:33 PM
Banned for not understanding the rules for forming possessives in English.

Banned for being a grammatical pharisee.

Banned for contributing to the desecration of the English language.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on November 03, 2012, 06:31:01 PM
Banned for contributing to the desecration of the English language.

Banned for trying to consecrate English language.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 04, 2012, 06:42:24 PM
Banned for being unconsecrated.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 04, 2012, 06:44:43 PM
Banned for having an avatar that promotes humanism!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 04, 2012, 07:58:15 PM
Banned for using an exclamatory sentence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on November 04, 2012, 08:00:07 PM
Banned for using an exclamatory sentence.
Banned for not recognizing the brilliance of Asteriktos :)
PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 05, 2012, 05:32:09 PM
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

PP
Banned for contradicting yourself and believing yourself to be related to a Hindu god. Are you trying to make a Hyperdox Herman ethnic-style joke?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 05, 2012, 06:40:37 PM
Banned for ridiculing Hyperdoxism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 05, 2012, 06:58:44 PM
Banned for inventing new types of ism's
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 07, 2012, 03:48:54 AM
Banned for inventing new types of ism's

Banned for neoismintolerantismisticinessism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on November 07, 2012, 07:53:14 AM
Banned for inventing new types of ism's

Banned for neoismintolerantismisticinessism.
Banned for the ability to come up with such nonsense that I must read at 6 AM.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 07, 2012, 09:10:18 AM
Banned for being awake too early.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 07, 2012, 09:40:23 AM
Banned for being awake too early.

Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Pan Michał on November 07, 2012, 11:57:58 AM
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 07, 2012, 12:32:43 PM
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 07, 2012, 01:06:06 PM
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 07, 2012, 03:41:40 PM
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.

Banned for not using the term triskaidekaphobia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 07, 2012, 05:26:08 PM
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.

Banned for not using the term triskaidekaphobia.

Banned for Hellenophilia unbecoming a miaphysite.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 07, 2012, 07:25:41 PM
Banned for using nonsense words I never seen before or will ever again.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 08, 2012, 12:02:03 AM
Banned for using nonsense words I never seen before or will ever again.

Banned for not predicting this:

Hellenophilia
Miaphysite
Neoismintolerantismisticness
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on November 08, 2012, 12:05:47 AM
Banned for having an odd number of posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 08, 2012, 01:44:05 AM
Banned for having an odd number of posts.

Banned for having a normal number of posts.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on November 08, 2012, 01:50:51 AM
Banned for being punny. :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 08, 2012, 03:25:59 AM
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 08, 2012, 04:22:26 PM
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 08, 2012, 04:54:49 PM
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.

Banned for Romophobia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on November 08, 2012, 05:05:30 PM
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.

Banned for Romophobia.

Banned for shameless popery.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 08, 2012, 05:06:40 PM
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.

Banned for Romophobia.

Banned for shameless popery.

Banned for exposing me as a fifth-column Irish Catholic. Curses! Foiled again!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 08, 2012, 05:13:41 PM
I thought popery was that good smelling stuff?  ???  :P

Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on November 08, 2012, 05:54:33 PM
Banned for having a non-canonical Icon as your avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 08, 2012, 06:26:21 PM
Banned for using "non" twice in a hyphenated word
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 08, 2012, 06:30:40 PM
Banned for cleverness and making me laugh...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 06:31:54 PM
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

Banned for having a problem with capital letters in the middle of usernames.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 08, 2012, 06:38:10 PM
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

Banned for having a problem with capital letters in the middle of usernames.

Banned for promoting double prebandestination
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 06:48:18 PM
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

Banned for having a problem with capital letters in the middle of usernames.

Banned for promoting double prebandestination

Banned for libel- I never specified a place to which he was banned, and I certainly did not specify such before said banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 08, 2012, 08:42:20 PM
Banned for having a non-canonical Icon as your avatar.

I like to think of it as extra-canonical, relatively speaking...  8)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 08, 2012, 08:58:46 PM
Banned for having a non-canonical Icon as your avatar.

I like to think of it as extra-canonical, relatively speaking...  8)

Banned for speaking relatively while talking about an icon of the creator of the theory of relativity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on November 08, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
Banned for cleverness.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 08, 2012, 10:44:30 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos
(http://trademarks.justia.com/media/image.php?serial=85309241)

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 08, 2012, 11:06:56 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos
(http://trademarks.justia.com/media/image.php?serial=85309241)

stay blessed,
habte selassie


Banned for having a sweet collection of pictures to express oneself  for any given situation
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 08, 2012, 11:10:32 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!



Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos
(http://trademarks.justia.com/media/image.php?serial=85309241)

stay blessed,
habte selassie

Banned for having a sweet collection of pictures to express oneself  for any given situation

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8100000/The-Adventures-of-Pete-Pete-old-school-nickelodeon-8144307-624-480.jpg)
Banned for discovering my secret, that on forums I predate even the meme  :police:

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 11:12:33 PM
Habte, Ashman, Severian, Asteriktos,

Banned for not banning me, the last person to ban in the actual rotation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 08, 2012, 11:14:13 PM
Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao1op0prI1rukneno1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 11:15:17 PM
Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao1op0prI1rukneno1_400.jpg)

Banned for wanting to be included as two men.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 08, 2012, 11:19:54 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao1op0prI1rukneno1_400.jpg)

Banned for wanting to be included as two men.
(http://videos.videopress.com/LIxUV6gC/family-guy-will-smith-clean-rapwww-savevid-com_std.original.jpg)

Banned for hatin on a clever Will Smith meme  :laugh:

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 11:22:11 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mao1op0prI1rukneno1_400.jpg)

Banned for wanting to be included as two men.
(http://videos.videopress.com/LIxUV6gC/family-guy-will-smith-clean-rapwww-savevid-com_std.original.jpg)

Banned for hatin on a clever Will Smith meme  :laugh:

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for hatin' on true Rastafari (an outgrowth of Evangelical Dispensational theology) by converting to Orthodoxy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 08, 2012, 11:22:53 PM
Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 11:23:58 PM
Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 08, 2012, 11:28:46 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13269879/Israel+Vibration+Israel4.jpg)
Banned for pretending that true Rastafari doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the Orthodox Church and that such Rastafari are in the fourth Mansion, even in Israel Vibration "Same Song" them sing, "Whether you're an Orthodox, or whether, your a Binghi Dread we all gonna sing the same song.."

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 08, 2012, 11:33:55 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13269879/Israel+Vibration+Israel4.jpg)
Banned for pretending that true Rastafari doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the Orthodox Church and that such Rastafari are in the fourth Mansion, even in Israel Vibration "Same Song" them sing, "Whether you're an Orthodox, or whether, your a Binghi Dread we all gonna sing the same song.."

stay blessed,
habte selassie


Banned for including the wrong quote with the banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 08, 2012, 11:34:51 PM
Banned for banning the banned ban
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 08, 2012, 11:39:24 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for banning the banned ban
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtj4mOqjw1rcxp70o1_400.gif)
Bannannaanned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184) banned banned bannananna banned for tripping me out and not getting back to work!

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 09, 2012, 06:52:17 PM
Banned for blessing the banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 09, 2012, 08:16:16 PM
Banned for blessing the banned.

Banned for banning a blessing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 09, 2012, 08:22:58 PM
Banned for being a closet hoarder of knick knacks and paddy whacks and dog bones...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 09, 2012, 10:03:55 PM
Banned for implying melodist did not give a dog atlest one bone!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 09, 2012, 10:25:46 PM
Banned for implying melodist did not give a dog atlest one bone!

Banned for having a high enough opinion of me to believe that I am not the dog.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 10, 2012, 07:52:14 PM
Banned for not liking bones.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on November 10, 2012, 08:00:47 PM
Banned for quoting the NIV in your signature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 10, 2012, 08:25:43 PM
Banned for having anonymous quote.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 11, 2012, 05:58:13 PM
Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 11, 2012, 06:01:08 PM
Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed

Banned for being able to recognize the creed in any language but the holy Greek.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: HabteSelassie on November 11, 2012, 06:24:23 PM
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed

Banned for being able to recognize the creed in any language but the holy Greek.

Banned for talking about the holy ελληνικά language by mentioning it in Latin characters.

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 11, 2012, 06:27:20 PM
Banned for non trinitarian forms of banishment
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 11, 2012, 06:31:18 PM
Banned because the Ukraine is weak!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 11, 2012, 07:06:04 PM
Banned for putting the chicken before the egg.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 11, 2012, 07:45:02 PM
Banned for counting his chickens before they hatch
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 11, 2012, 08:00:58 PM
Banned for hatching a scheme to capture two in the bush when you already have one in the hand!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 11, 2012, 09:10:08 PM
Banned for hatching a scheme to capture two in the bush when you already have one in the hand!

Banned for letting the right hand know what the left is doing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 11, 2012, 09:16:33 PM
Banned for picking your friends and picking your nose but not picking your friends nose
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 12, 2012, 07:10:09 PM
The servant of God Ashman618 is banned in the name of the Father,AMEN! and of the Son, AMEN!, and of the Holy Spirit AMEN!
ANAXIOS!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 12, 2012, 07:39:54 PM

Banned for not giving the reason for banning Ashman618
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 12, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
Banned for presumptuously prying into that which is a mystery!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on November 12, 2012, 11:19:53 PM
Banned for presumptuously prying into that which is a mystery!

Banned for not taking the western route to scholasticism and explaining the inexplainable mystery.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 13, 2012, 09:09:17 AM
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: celticfan1888 on November 13, 2012, 04:00:36 PM
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 18, 2012, 08:25:52 PM
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

Utestengt for å finne tid til å finne tid til min tid finne i vasken på badet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 18, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

Utestengt for å finne tid til å finne tid til min tid finne i vasken på badet.

Banned for speaking like a certain Muppet chef.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 18, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

Utestengt for å finne tid til å finne tid til min tid finne i vasken på badet.

Banned for speaking like a certain Muppet chef.

Why would you bring up a sore subject like muppets? Do you not know that a pastor of muppets is pulling my strings, twisting my mind, and smashing my dreams, blinding me such that I can see nary a thing, though when I call it's name it still hears me scream?

Banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 18, 2012, 09:19:36 PM
Banned for knowing a pastor of muppets who is a master of puppets.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 18, 2012, 09:33:23 PM
Banned for making me call to mind  the movie puppet master
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 18, 2012, 10:18:05 PM
Banned for going on and on about puppets. Or muppets. Or whatever it was.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on November 18, 2012, 10:35:30 PM
Banned for not keeping up with the conversation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 19, 2012, 04:37:14 PM
Banned for criticizing a member of the clergy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 19, 2012, 10:42:07 PM
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 20, 2012, 02:16:45 PM
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

Banned for thinking in general.... It's dangerous ya know :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 20, 2012, 02:24:34 PM
Banned for thoughtlessness.

Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 21, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
Banned for thoughtlessness.



Banned for an inability to forget.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 21, 2012, 06:29:47 PM
Banned for exhibiting the overweening sophistry of fallen human nature. And not putting down which jurisdiction he is. And being hyperdox, by his own guilty admission.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 21, 2012, 06:32:00 PM
Banned for having an image of the Millennium Falcon going to lightspeed as part of an iconostasis...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 21, 2012, 07:33:00 PM
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

(http://www.allmercifulsavior.com/Pascha2012/Orthodoxaustin01lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 21, 2012, 07:35:14 PM
Banned for teaching in church, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

[snip]


Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on November 21, 2012, 08:03:43 PM
Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for confusing the Holy Spirit with

(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/145/3/1/angry_birds___white_by_gsgill37-d3h6a8c.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 21, 2012, 10:30:53 PM
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

(http://www.allmercifulsavior.com/Pascha2012/Orthodoxaustin01lg.jpg)

Banned for depicting the Holy Spirit as a dove outside the revealed instances where He appeared as a dove.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on November 21, 2012, 10:31:19 PM
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

(http://www.allmercifulsavior.com/Pascha2012/Orthodoxaustin01lg.jpg)

Banned for depicting the Holy Spirit as a dove outside the revealed instances where He appeared as a dove.

Autobanned for banning out of order.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on November 21, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for confusing the Holy Spirit with

(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/145/3/1/angry_birds___white_by_gsgill37-d3h6a8c.jpg)

banned for secular gaming
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on November 21, 2012, 10:50:50 PM
Banned for teaching in church, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

[snip]


Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for saying that the Holy Spirit isn't really angry
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Father H on November 21, 2012, 10:52:22 PM
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

banned for thinking that they should by dove-haters
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on November 21, 2012, 11:21:48 PM
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

banned for thinking that they should by dove-haters

Banned for not one but three illegal and out of order bannings.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 21, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
Banned for ignoring that--as a priest once told me--Orthodox always do things in threes!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 21, 2012, 11:52:10 PM
Banned for omitting the not-insignificant number of occasions when Orthodox do things in 12s, 40s, or 100s. The Hours. The Elevation of the Precious Cross. Hellooo?

Don't make me post this again twice more.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 27, 2012, 06:01:57 AM
Banned for having more vowels than consonants in your name.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 27, 2012, 09:17:49 AM
Banned for Communist avatar!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 27, 2012, 11:05:00 AM
Banned for not realizing that policies of said frightening avatar have more in common with classic Fascism, than classic Communism, even after leniency is applied due to the existence of a common thread (totalitarian authoritarianism).

Failed ban missed desired target of previous poster, for not realizing that screen name 'as four consonants an' only three vowels.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on November 27, 2012, 11:23:04 AM
Banned for breaking the rule about politics in general forums and for tempting me to break it too and for tempting me to swear angrily at a priest.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on November 27, 2012, 11:58:50 AM
Banned for exhibiting better self-control than a priest and convicting a priest of worldly-mindedness with excessive accuracy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 27, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
Banned for not realizing that my previous message was a joke. ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on November 27, 2012, 03:29:14 PM
Banned for not realizing "this is just a test, it's only a test" would this have been a real emergency.......
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 27, 2012, 07:15:02 PM
Banned for omitting long annoying beep before test. ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 02, 2012, 02:38:43 PM
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on December 02, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:

Banned for having quite possibly the scariest avatar pic I have ever seen on the Internet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Aindriú on December 02, 2012, 02:53:50 PM
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:

Banned for having quite possibly the scariest avatar pic I have ever seen on the Internet.

Banned for improper punctuation on your 'jurisdiction'.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 03, 2012, 01:12:03 PM
Banned for being faster and funnier but not funkier  :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 03, 2012, 08:04:58 PM
Banned for doing who knows what (others, after all, are incapable of it, so why would we even comprehend what it is?) with creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and... that have whiskers, and scratch".  ;)

And having, as others have said before me, an avatar that would give anyone nightmares.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 03, 2012, 09:01:49 PM
Banned for a long banning message.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on December 03, 2012, 09:11:37 PM
Banned for a long banning message.

Banned for laziness.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 03, 2012, 09:13:53 PM
Banned for a long banning message.

Banned for laziness.

Banned for irony of a shorter message.  :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 03, 2012, 11:10:26 PM
Banned for making a hieromonk chortle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: yeshuaisiam on December 03, 2012, 11:30:20 PM
Banned for not forgiving and banning! oh wait....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 03, 2012, 11:46:47 PM
Banned for making a hieromonk chortle.
Banned for making me look up the word "chortle".

Banned for not forgiving and banning! oh wait....
Banned for waiting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on December 03, 2012, 11:48:59 PM
Band for reminding me of the movie waiting
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on December 03, 2012, 11:57:21 PM
Band for reminding me of the movie waiting

Read the bold part. This is why you're banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 04, 2012, 12:02:54 AM
Band for reminding me of the movie waiting

Read the bold part. This is why you're banned.
Banned for being so gangster in the way you ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 04, 2012, 08:06:13 AM
Banned for asking for prayers for exams, which is unfair to your fellow students who have no one to pray for them!



Also, I changed my avatar just for you all in this thread. Hopefully this one will be less disturbing to you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on December 04, 2012, 09:15:11 AM
Banned for surrendering.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 04, 2012, 10:32:32 AM
Banned for asking for prayers for exams, which is unfair to your fellow students who have no one to pray for them!



Also, I changed my avatar just for you all in this thread. Hopefully this one will be less disturbing to you.

Banned for unfoiling my plot.

Banned for surrendering.

Banned for getting in the way of banning Asteriktos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 05, 2012, 06:56:32 PM
Banned for post banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on December 05, 2012, 07:47:12 PM
Banned for post banning.

Banned for not singing the I was banned on OC.net blues, one bourbon a one scotch a one beer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2012, 07:56:46 PM
That don't confront me none.

Banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ioannis Climacus on December 05, 2012, 09:15:11 PM
Banned for innovation/departing from the traditional banning formula.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 05, 2012, 09:36:55 PM
Banned for not banning FormerReformer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on December 05, 2012, 09:47:33 PM
Banned for not banning FormerReformer.

First, let me preface this by saying: "Nothing personal, just business."

Banned for encouraging previous banner to depart from banning rules as laid out by the OP.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 06, 2012, 02:36:36 AM
Banned for continuing to be so gangster in banning someone who praises you for being so gangster.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on December 06, 2012, 04:47:09 AM
Banned for writing confusing sentence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on December 06, 2012, 06:08:37 AM
Banned for writing a sentence I can completely understand.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 06, 2012, 10:29:49 AM
Banned for not appreciating the simplicity of his sentence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ioannis Climacus on December 07, 2012, 11:18:55 PM
Banned for calling a sentence fragment a sentence (though all three of you deserve the banning).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 07, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Banned for such... such... such... mmm....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on December 07, 2012, 11:49:35 PM
Banned for such... such... such... mmm....

"what we have here is a failure to communicate" banned
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 07, 2012, 11:52:50 PM
Banned for having a username that reminds me of a COC song (http://youtu.be/irBiX_gTVm4)...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on December 08, 2012, 01:07:39 AM
Banned for knowing too many COC songs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 08, 2012, 02:23:59 PM
Banned for not banning Asteriktos for not banning Ashman618 for jacking FormerReformer's gangster style of banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on December 08, 2012, 02:29:15 PM
Banned for not banning Asteriktos for not banning Ashman618 for jacking FormerReformer's gangster style of banning.

Banned for not realizing that Ashman618's banning style was not so much "gangster" as the complete opposite. Gangsters tend not to be in charge of prisoners.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 08, 2012, 03:13:03 PM
Banned for confusing me and wondering if you're saying prisoner is opposite of a man of swagger?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on December 08, 2012, 05:36:00 PM
Banned for moving in mysterious ways, it's alright it's alright...... It's alllllright
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: minasoliman on December 08, 2012, 07:39:57 PM
Banned for excusing my mysterious ways...it's just not alright :P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 08, 2012, 10:54:05 PM
Banned for too-frequent bannings. "It's almost as if you really enjoy banning," he said dispassionately and inscrutably.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 09, 2012, 11:20:47 PM
Banned for not enjoying bannings, and and depriving others of such joy and wonder. ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: adampjr on December 09, 2012, 11:29:39 PM
Banned for trying to lift the world. Epic fail.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: pmpn8rGPT on December 09, 2012, 11:34:44 PM
banned for being a brony
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: adampjr on December 09, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Banned because I have a daughter and that makes being a brony totally legit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: pmpn8rGPT on December 09, 2012, 11:48:03 PM
banned for using "brony" and "legit" in the same sentence
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on December 10, 2012, 12:02:19 AM
banned for using "brony" and "legit" in the same sentence

Banned for not being too legit to quit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 10, 2012, 12:23:31 AM
Banned for ignoring our request to "please FormerReformer don't hurt him"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 10, 2012, 12:53:56 AM
Banned for thinking he's some kind of a star.  :o
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 10, 2012, 07:21:16 PM
Banned for having a flimsy excuse for banning me in my not so not so humble estimation!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Fr.Aidan on December 10, 2012, 07:36:03 PM
Banned for lack of humility.

My embarrassment over having thought that "Asteriktos" was the same as "Asteriskos" impels me to show scant mercy. My ego WILL have compensation!!  :-[
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on May 18, 2013, 09:39:02 PM
Banned for emoticon usage.

Thread resurrection!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on May 18, 2013, 10:58:35 PM
Banned for emoticon usage.

Thread resurrection!

Banned for thread resurrection.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on May 19, 2013, 06:07:39 PM
All of you are banned for not keeping this thread going.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on May 19, 2013, 06:56:02 PM
All of you are banned for not keeping this thread going.

Banned for going on about this thread
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on May 19, 2013, 06:57:23 PM
Banned for being a Philadelphian.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on May 19, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on May 19, 2013, 07:14:26 PM
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"

Banned because I too am starting a book club, were reading the picture of Dorian Gray
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on May 19, 2013, 07:20:36 PM
Banned for being in a book club that reads picture books.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on May 19, 2013, 07:23:59 PM
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"

Banned because I too am starting a book club, were reading the picture of Dorian Gray
Banned for using the wrong "were" (it's we're). ;)

Banned for being in a book club that reads picture books.
Banned for under appreciating Dorian Gray.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on May 19, 2013, 07:52:47 PM
Banned for double banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on May 19, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Banned for use of tautology in oc.net username.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on May 19, 2013, 09:00:08 PM
Banned for use of tautology in oc.net username.

Banned for using the word "tautology" in public.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on May 23, 2013, 02:37:42 PM
Banned for having a strange signature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on May 23, 2013, 02:50:32 PM
Banned for being a weed-smoking heterodox.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on May 23, 2013, 03:12:22 PM
Banned because every time I try to form a picture in my mind of you I think of Timo Soini.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on May 23, 2013, 03:28:40 PM
Banned for making me laugh out loud. Awesome!

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8kichzPG1qiq007.jpg)

vs.

this (http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,10042.msg797545.html#msg797545)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on May 23, 2013, 07:29:20 PM
Banned for posting obscene pictures.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Putnik Namernik on May 24, 2013, 01:24:52 PM
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ashman618 on May 24, 2013, 01:28:20 PM
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on May 24, 2013, 03:26:47 PM
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.

Banned for being reasonable on the Internet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on September 17, 2013, 12:48:56 AM
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.

Banned for being reasonable on the Internet.

Banned for expecting to find unreasonableness everywhere on the internet
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 17, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Banned for not being unreasonable.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 17, 2013, 01:22:16 AM
Banned for requesting help holding up the world!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 17, 2013, 01:49:53 AM
Banned for not helping your neighbor hold up the globe.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 17, 2013, 08:08:32 AM
Banned for thinking you could hold the world on your own in the first place.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 17, 2013, 01:18:18 PM
Banned just because.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 17, 2013, 01:19:59 PM
Banned just because.
Banned for the perfect reason.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: OrthoNoob on September 17, 2013, 03:40:17 PM
Banned because reasons.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 17, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
Banned because reasons.
Banned for banning someone already banned.....just because.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 17, 2013, 07:31:01 PM
Banned for having banned the banned just because he was banned before .

Say that three times fast and you are banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on September 17, 2013, 08:03:00 PM
Banned for having banned the banned just because he was banned before .

Say that three times fast and you are banned.

Banned for being a Sinful Hypocrite.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on September 17, 2013, 08:17:00 PM

Banned for being a Sinful Hypocrite.

Banned for be a papist
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Didyma on September 17, 2013, 10:12:35 PM
Banned for being a baby that can type complete thoughts with perfect spelling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 17, 2013, 10:26:24 PM
Banned for posting exclamations of interrogation and/or bewilderment.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 17, 2013, 10:31:56 PM
Banned for being a human, and as those with advanced intelligence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paH97dYR6Lg) know, humans are nothing more than "ugly giant bags of mostly water." 

As a side note, I like that the first person you see in that scene is also a guy who appeared in several MacGyver episodes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on September 18, 2013, 12:25:03 AM
Banned for using a qwerty
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 18, 2013, 12:36:20 AM
Banned for using a qwerty

Banned for confusing me with your reason for banning me!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: stanley123 on September 18, 2013, 01:46:11 AM
Banned for holding up a cat.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 18, 2013, 02:19:43 AM
Banned for seeing the inhumane in a cute cat moment.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on September 18, 2013, 05:05:00 AM
Banned for seeing the inhumane in a cute cat moment.

Banned for having an avatar which violates the law of nature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 18, 2013, 09:10:53 AM
Banned for being a moderator and trying to enforce to laws of nature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 18, 2013, 09:52:54 AM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on September 18, 2013, 11:02:55 AM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: peacenprayer on September 18, 2013, 11:09:01 AM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on September 18, 2013, 11:10:26 AM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 18, 2013, 11:18:13 AM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.

Banned for the helluvit!

(That reason, and "just because" can be universally applied when one runs out of creative reasons.  I'm thinking of copyrighting them.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on September 18, 2013, 12:18:59 PM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel. :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 18, 2013, 12:40:54 PM
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel. :)

Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/01/pl_playlist_f.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 18, 2013, 09:14:52 PM
Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~

(http://i47.tinypic.com/280la9g.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on September 18, 2013, 10:24:18 PM
Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~

(http://i47.tinypic.com/280la9g.gif)

Banned for snuggling with demons
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 19, 2013, 05:28:52 PM
Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on September 19, 2013, 05:35:21 PM
Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.

Banned for dissing my 10+ blogs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 19, 2013, 05:37:37 PM
Banned for having multiple blogs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 21, 2013, 12:39:16 PM
Banned for not respecting someone for having the time and dedication to keep multiple blogs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on September 21, 2013, 12:45:46 PM
Banned because despite you having over 500 posts I have never noticed you on the forum before now
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on September 21, 2013, 01:24:46 PM
Banned for having your signature in a foreign language.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 21, 2013, 03:16:51 PM
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 21, 2013, 06:58:15 PM
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 21, 2013, 07:24:10 PM
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 21, 2013, 07:32:01 PM
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.
Banned for making me look silly and saying Greeks look strange.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 22, 2013, 08:50:13 AM
Re: protokentarchos, banned for not knowing that that could be normal Greek. Deacon goes to Protodeacon, therefore Kentarchos goes to Protokentarchos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on September 22, 2013, 10:25:58 AM
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Ansgar on September 22, 2013, 10:30:41 AM
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 22, 2013, 12:13:53 PM
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.

Banned because I said so, er.. just for fun, er... because that's what we do here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on September 22, 2013, 12:24:01 PM
Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 22, 2013, 12:38:37 PM
Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.

Banned for thinking my avatar is in Holy Russia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 22, 2013, 02:58:23 PM
Banned for thinking Russia is Holy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on September 22, 2013, 03:06:50 PM
Banned for denying the sanctity of Russia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 22, 2013, 03:08:11 PM
Banned for thinking Russia sanctified itself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 22, 2013, 03:37:20 PM
Warned for going off on an irrelevant tangent about whether Russia is holy or not. If this continues, I will ban everyone involved.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 22, 2013, 03:38:17 PM
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".
Banned for misstating my jurisdiction. it is actually "leaning to ROCOR."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Severian on September 22, 2013, 04:06:54 PM
Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 22, 2013, 04:39:24 PM
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 22, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 22, 2013, 05:00:20 PM
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.

Banned for counting down the moment when I slam down a nonsensical papal bull.  I must choose where to post it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 22, 2013, 05:42:57 PM
Banned for choosing when to slam down a nonsensical Papal bull.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 23, 2013, 02:16:37 AM
Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).
Banned for banning someone to ban them self.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 23, 2013, 06:15:18 AM
Banned for actually banning self.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on September 23, 2013, 09:49:44 AM
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 23, 2013, 09:51:25 AM
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 23, 2013, 10:33:14 AM
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
Banned for deriding kimchi.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 23, 2013, 01:45:24 PM
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
Banned for deriding kimchi.

Banned for not deriding kimchi.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 23, 2013, 06:09:05 PM
Banned for not deriding dehorse
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: augustin717 on September 23, 2013, 06:12:45 PM
Banned for not deriding dehorse
banned for questioning my role in the revolution. actually that would carry a heavier sentence under more auspicious circumstances
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 23, 2013, 06:40:20 PM
Banned for being a revolutionary up a creek without a horse.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 23, 2013, 10:47:02 PM
Banned for saying that augustin is a revolutionary, when the only proper Orthodox form of government is Monarchy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on September 24, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
Banned for putting the words "proper", "government", and "Monarchy" in a sentence with "Orthodox."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Romaios on September 24, 2013, 12:28:43 AM
Banned for being a грамотей-опричникъ (http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,53677.new.html#new).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 24, 2013, 01:35:58 AM
Banned for using Slovak missing link.(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVs99rUHj2i5cHqimC4HrEnP_s4b28XvZnNME8JyniAS7iY3PW)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Romaios on September 24, 2013, 02:48:24 AM
Banned for confusing Church Slavonic (https://www.facebook.com/notes/hyperdox-herman/church-slavonic-netspeak-dictionary/529347353801898) with Slovak.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 24, 2013, 03:19:19 AM
You have a username that is an anagram for "So I Roam," which proves that you are secretly here as a traveling trickster; thus I am justified in banning you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 24, 2013, 03:52:17 AM
Banned for being justified in yourself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Romaios on September 24, 2013, 03:53:03 AM
Sincerity cracks pots, Curiosity slays kittens, and Goodwill leads to hell - banned for snuggling with such heinous demons! 

Edit: @Sinful Hypocrite - Banned for banning Asteriktos before I did!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Gunnarr on September 24, 2013, 04:12:20 AM
I don't know what to ban Romaios for, so I guess I will say nothing.

I simply am posting here, to allow a lucky poster to indulge in banning me.

I will only post here once, so this lucky poster who posts after me better write a very long list of banning reasons. Preferably over a paragraph long. And put in very angry words. Bend the rules  :police: :police: :police:


Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 24, 2013, 09:09:24 AM
I don't know what to ban Romaios for, so I guess I will say nothing.

I simply am posting here, to allow a lucky poster to indulge in banning me.

I will only post here once, so this lucky poster who posts after me better write a very long list of banning reasons. Preferably over a paragraph long. And put in very angry words. Bend the rules  :police: :police: :police:




Wowzers!  Lucky me!!!!

Banned for not banning Romaios.

(If you want a more comprehensive list of reasons for being banned, you will, I'm afraid, have to post here more than just the one time.  Live with it!! ;D ;D)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 24, 2013, 04:07:03 PM
What is the opposite of banning, because JMichael has a cool and profound sig line. Anyone who doesn't respect JMichael's sig line is banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 24, 2013, 05:39:18 PM
Banned for not playing the game!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 25, 2013, 01:08:47 AM
Banned for playing the game with a screaming avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 25, 2013, 02:33:50 PM
Asteriktos, banned for not recognizing that I would ban those who disrespected JMichael's sig line.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on September 25, 2013, 03:23:54 PM
Asteriktos, banned for not recognizing that I would ban those who disrespected JMichael's sig line.

Banned for leaning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 27, 2013, 08:09:48 PM
Banned for not recognizing leaning as a legitimat option. The Tower of Pisa leans, and yet no one has banned it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on September 27, 2013, 08:11:46 PM
Banned for not recognizing leaning as a legitimat option. The Tower of Pisa leans, and yet no one has banned it.
Banned for comparing himself to a papist architectural mishap.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 27, 2013, 08:12:37 PM
Banned for not recognizing that I am leaning in a metaphorical stance.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 27, 2013, 08:13:29 PM
*sense, not stance. I cannot ban myself as that would be nonsensical.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on September 27, 2013, 08:14:40 PM
Banned for not recognizing that I am leaning in a metaphorical stance.
Banned for leaning as a metaphorical papist architectural mishap.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 27, 2013, 08:45:32 PM
Banned for building metaphorically .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 28, 2013, 11:08:59 PM
Banned for accusing someone of building metaphorically without a foundation for your arguments.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 29, 2013, 01:07:33 AM
Banned for accusing someone of building metaphorically without a foundation for your arguments.
Banned for requiring a foundation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 29, 2013, 01:10:32 AM
Banned for partaking of fizzy lifting drink when you were told not to!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on September 29, 2013, 03:09:29 AM
Banned for not having an avatar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on September 29, 2013, 03:20:58 AM
Banned for having your heart in the wrong place.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 29, 2013, 03:15:14 PM
Asteriktos is banned for not being vague. He did not indicate which user he was addressing, and why the place that the recipient's heart was in is wrong. In fact, Asteriktos will also be placed on post moderation if he does not indicate whom he was adressing within the next 24 hours ;). 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on September 29, 2013, 04:55:07 PM
Banned for moderating.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on September 29, 2013, 05:20:35 PM
Banned for not recognizing that I already banned someone, and for not allowing me to use my own discretion.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 29, 2013, 06:00:58 PM
Banned for using discretion and banning out of turn on the previous ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on September 29, 2013, 06:55:09 PM
Asteriktos is banned for not being vague. He did not indicate which user he was addressing, and why the place that the recipient's heart was in is wrong. In fact, Asteriktos will also be placed on post moderation if he does not indicate whom he was adressing within the next 24 hours ;). 

Read the OP...

Ban the person in the post above yours for reason of your choice. (Just say "Banned for" with a reason.)

Also, read my post as well, since I did not mention anyone's heart.

Also, SH is banned for saying banned, banning and ban in the same post.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on September 29, 2013, 08:58:35 PM
Banned for banning me for saying ban too much and never explaining what a fizzy lifting drink is about.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 01, 2013, 01:16:43 PM
Banned for not explaining what a fizzy lifting drink is. I also ban myself because I am sick and tired of the game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 01, 2013, 03:29:03 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 01, 2013, 04:29:28 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
Banned for daring to take upon oneself powers not fit for mere men.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 01, 2013, 04:30:57 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
Banned for daring to take upon oneself powers not fit for mere men.
Banned for assuming that I am a mere man. 

And unbanned by virtue of the previous decree.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 01, 2013, 04:32:48 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
Banned for daring to take upon oneself powers not fit for mere men.
Banned for assuming that I am a mere man. 

And unbanned by virtue of the previous decree.
Banned for a much wittier ban/unban than my own.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 01, 2013, 04:34:48 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
Banned for daring to take upon oneself powers not fit for mere men.
Banned for assuming that I am a mere man.  

And unbanned by virtue of the previous decree.
Banned for a much wittier ban/unban than my own.
nvm--changed what's left of my mind.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 01, 2013, 04:41:50 PM
Banned for changing your mind.
Anyway, since the king forgave the servants the debt in the parables, I should be magnanimous.
I unban everyone
P.S. I am using lime green instead of regular green so that real moderators won't call me to task for taking over their color. I know that this is a joke thread, but I don't know if using green ink on this thread would get me in trouble for impersonating a moderator.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 01, 2013, 05:51:31 PM
Banned for using Lime, use a bold fruit next time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on October 01, 2013, 06:09:22 PM
Banned for condemning lime-lovers while himself loving lime.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 01, 2013, 06:12:18 PM

Banned for commie Superman.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: That person on October 01, 2013, 06:16:15 PM
Banned for killer Superman. Like seriously, even though Commie Superman was supposed to show how the character's morality might develop differently in a different environment, the no-killing thing was very much intact. Sure there was lots of brainwashing and lobotimization, but nothing so crass as neck-snapping. Screw you, David Goyer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 01, 2013, 06:23:28 PM
Banned for killer Superman. Like seriously, even though Commie Superman was supposed to show how the character's morality might develop differently in a different environment, the no-killing thing was very much intact. Sure there was lots of brainwashing and lobotimization, but nothing so crass as neck-snapping. Screw you, David Goyer.

Banned for complicating the man of steel.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 02, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
Banned for killer Superman. Like seriously, even though Commie Superman was supposed to show how the character's morality might develop differently in a different environment, the no-killing thing was very much intact. Sure there was lots of brainwashing and lobotimization, but nothing so crass as neck-snapping. Screw you, David Goyer.

Banned for complicating the man of steel.

Banned for simplifying the man of steel.  (There are no men of steel, so the ban is redundant, ineffectual, and totally ridiculous.  Consider yourself, by the authority vested in me by myself and no one else, to be unbanned for life.  Until I change my mind, that is.  Please feel free to ban me for thinking I even have a mind.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 02, 2013, 10:20:15 AM
Banned for killer Superman. Like seriously, even though Commie Superman was supposed to show how the character's morality might develop differently in a different environment, the no-killing thing was very much intact. Sure there was lots of brainwashing and lobotimization, but nothing so crass as neck-snapping. Screw you, David Goyer.

Banned for complicating the man of steel.

Banned for simplifying the man of steel.  (There are no men of steel, so the ban is redundant, ineffectual, and totally ridiculous.  Consider yourself, by the authority vested in me by myself and no one else, to be unbanned for life.  Until I change my mind, that is.  Please feel free to ban me for thinking I even have a mind.)
Banned for debating the well known fact that you do, in fact, have a mind.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 02, 2013, 10:50:58 AM
Banned for killer Superman. Like seriously, even though Commie Superman was supposed to show how the character's morality might develop differently in a different environment, the no-killing thing was very much intact. Sure there was lots of brainwashing and lobotimization, but nothing so crass as neck-snapping. Screw you, David Goyer.

Banned for complicating the man of steel.

Banned for simplifying the man of steel.  (There are no men of steel, so the ban is redundant, ineffectual, and totally ridiculous.  Consider yourself, by the authority vested in me by myself and no one else, to be unbanned for life.  Until I change my mind, that is.  Please feel free to ban me for thinking I even have a mind.)
Banned for debating the well known fact that you do, in fact, have a mind.
Banned for not telling me where it is as I seem to have misplaced it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 02, 2013, 03:29:52 PM
Banned for misplacing something that's in your head.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 02, 2013, 03:43:38 PM
Banned for misplacing something that's in your head.

Banned for thinking there was ever something in my head.

Banned for thinking that I even had a head.

Banned for thinking.

Banned for...

Just plain banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on October 02, 2013, 03:45:24 PM
Banned for making this thread continue to pop up in my unread threads list.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 02, 2013, 03:48:22 PM
Banned for making this thread continue to pop up in my unread threads list.  >:(

Banned for having an unread threads list.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 02, 2013, 06:50:14 PM
Banned for reading threads when you should be sewing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 03, 2013, 10:54:23 AM
Banned for thinking that someone that lives under a rock should be sewing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 03, 2013, 10:57:21 AM
banned because, well, im bored.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 03, 2013, 10:59:18 AM
Banned for being bored.  There are many exciting things going on in the world of Mathematics.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 03, 2013, 02:18:53 PM
Banned for thinking that mathematics is exciting. IS OUTRAGE! Mathematics is drudgery, at least in an educational context.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 03, 2013, 03:06:20 PM
Banned for thinking that mathematics is exciting. IS OUTRAGE! Mathematics is drudgery, at least in an educational context.
Banned for disrespecting the Maths.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 03, 2013, 03:19:28 PM
banned for thinking math is a good thing
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 03, 2013, 03:21:12 PM
Banned for irony.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Mor Ephrem on October 03, 2013, 03:23:18 PM
How on earth has this thread gone on this long?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 03, 2013, 03:27:29 PM
How on earth has this thread gone on this long?
Banned for questioning the thread.

Double banned for failing to follow the rules of the thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 03, 2013, 03:28:11 PM
How on earth has this thread gone on this long?

BANNED FOR NOT BANNING THE PERSON ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!  
BANNED FOR NOT BANNING THE PERSON ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 03, 2013, 03:28:55 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 03, 2013, 03:29:58 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban

Banned for thinking I didn't notice the previous ban.  I noticed it alright---just chose to ignore it  ;D ;D.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 03, 2013, 03:31:28 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban

Banned for thinking I didn't notice the previous ban.  I noticed it alright---just chose to ignore it  ;D ;D.
Banned for ingnoring the point of the thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 03, 2013, 03:32:32 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban

Banned for thinking I didn't notice the previous ban.  I noticed it alright---just chose to ignore it  ;D ;D.
banned for ignorance of the lowest magnitude, below living below a pebble.

also, while my first was directed to j Michael, it applies to papist, so it has been shifted
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 03, 2013, 03:33:32 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban

Banned for thinking I didn't notice the previous ban.  I noticed it alright---just chose to ignore it  ;D ;D.
banned for ignorance of the lowest magnitude, below living below a pebble.

also, while my first was directed to j Michael, it applies to papist, so it has been shifted
Banned for talking like Orthonorm. ;)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 03, 2013, 03:41:17 PM
Banning for not noticing the previous ban

Banned for thinking I didn't notice the previous ban.  I noticed it alright---just chose to ignore it  ;D ;D.
banned for ignorance of the lowest magnitude, below living below a pebble.

also, while my first was directed to j Michael, it applies to papist, so it has been shifted
Banned for talking like Orthonorm. ;)

Banned for even mentioning the O person.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 03, 2013, 06:54:24 PM
Banned for having not accounted for the fact that O + O = O










Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 06:15:45 AM
Banned for putting a letter that's rarely used in mathematical formulas.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 12:53:00 PM
Banned for legitimizing mathematical formulas.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 12:57:56 PM
Banned for implying they were born out of wedlock.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 01:00:07 PM
Banned for implying they were born out of wedlock.

Banned for implying they were born.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 01:05:47 PM
Banned for thinking that ideas are simply made.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 01:07:32 PM
Banned for thinking that ideas are simply made.

Banned for thinking that ideas are not simply made.  And, banned for thinking.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 01:10:07 PM
Banned for banning me for two reasons.  Banned for not thinking.  And banned for not promoting family values in idea-birthing.  
:D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TR-TR-TRIPLE BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on October 04, 2013, 01:12:18 PM
Given the amounts of posts this thread has, I am starting to believe that these bans are less than effective.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 01:14:37 PM
Given the amounts of posts this thread has, I am starting to believe that these bans are less than effective.

Banned for the heretical belief that bans are less than effective.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 01:17:03 PM
Banned for not providing proof of bans' effectiveness.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 01:17:41 PM
By the powers vested in me by both myself and no one else in particular, I hereby UNBAN, in perpetuity, all posters who have been banned in this thread.  Why??  Just because. ;D
^ This
 ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 02:35:01 PM
Banned for thinking an unban=ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 03:03:38 PM
Banned for thinking an unban=ban.

Banned for thinking I think an unban=ban because I try not to think very often but when I do I don't.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Banned for failing to confuse me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 03:09:59 PM
Banned for failing to confuse me.

Banned for assuming I was trying to confuse you.







(If that didn't confuse you you're more confused than you think you aren't. ;D)

Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 04, 2013, 03:12:16 PM
Banned for continuing to ban when you readily believe that bans are innefective and unbans are effective.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 04, 2013, 03:14:34 PM
Banned for continuing to ban when you readily believe that bans are innefective and unbans are effective.

Banned for continuing to assume I believe anything at all about the efficacy of bans and un-bans.  I'm just doing this because I've got nothing else to do here that I actually want to do and plenty of time to not do it because I don't even really have to.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 04, 2013, 05:55:09 PM
Banned for detailing life under a rock.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 05, 2013, 03:35:16 PM
Banned for an obscure reference. What is detailing life under a rock?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 05, 2013, 04:18:44 PM
Banned for not getting a reference.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 08, 2013, 07:02:31 PM
Banned for not getting a reference.

Banned for not getting a referee
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 09, 2013, 06:56:14 AM
Banned for thinking this is a fun sport.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 09, 2013, 09:56:51 AM
Banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on October 09, 2013, 09:57:44 AM
Banned.
Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 09, 2013, 09:59:24 AM
Banned.
Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

PP

Banned for making me chuckle sophomorically at your sign-off initials "PP."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 09, 2013, 09:59:46 AM
Banned.
Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

PP

Banned for thinking we need to give reasons for banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 09, 2013, 10:00:08 AM
Banned.
Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

PP

Banned for making me chuckle sophomorically at your sign-off initials "PP."

Banned, again.
 ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on October 09, 2013, 10:03:25 AM
Banned.
Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

PP

Banned for making me chuckle sophomorically at your sign-off initials "PP."

Banned, again.
 ;D


Banned for not following the rules of the game.

Ban the person in the post above yours for reason of your choice. (Just say "Banned for" with a reason.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 09, 2013, 10:04:58 AM
Banned for thinking the rules are binding.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on October 09, 2013, 10:06:08 AM
Banned for thinking the rules are binding.
Banned for thinking I'm urine :)

PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 09, 2013, 10:08:48 AM
Banned, urine luck. ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on October 09, 2013, 10:09:53 AM
Banned, urine luck. ;D

Banned, urine trouble. 8)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 09, 2013, 10:11:33 AM
Banned for punning off my pun. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 09, 2013, 06:51:10 PM
Banned for punning off my pun. 

Banned for punning at the 1 yard line.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 09, 2013, 07:25:41 PM
banned for being banned
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 10, 2013, 02:59:29 AM
banned for being banned
Banned for banning the banned banner.

say that 3 times fast and you are banned ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 10, 2013, 07:47:56 AM
Banned for telling me what to say.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 10, 2013, 07:00:04 PM
Anyhow, Sinful Hypocrite is banned for being nonsensical. hecma925 is banned for not following SinfulHypocrite's orders. Anyhow, both of you are unbanned. I'm sick and tired of banning people.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 10, 2013, 07:45:26 PM
Banned for multiple bans, banned for being sick and tired , banned for enforcing orders.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on October 10, 2013, 11:33:27 PM
Banned for multiple bans, banned for being sick and tired , banned for enforcing orders.

Banned for being a sinful hypocrite, instead of a sinless saint like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 11, 2013, 12:35:59 AM
Banned for multiple bans, banned for being sick and tired , banned for enforcing orders.

Banned for being a sinful hypocrite, instead of a sinless saint like the rest of us.

Banned for being normal.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 11, 2013, 08:33:36 AM
Banned for banning someone for being normal. And also banned for suggesting that rules ought not to be enforced.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 11, 2013, 09:49:25 AM
Banned for banning someone for being normal. And also banned for suggesting that rules ought not to be enforced.

Banned for continuing to ban others after claiming that you're sick and tired of banning people. ::)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 11, 2013, 09:55:54 AM
Banned for banning someone for being normal. And also banned for suggesting that rules ought not to be enforced.

Banned for continuing to ban others after claiming that you're sick and tired of banning people. ::)

Banned for rolling eyes.  Unbanned for knowing the joys of earwax and caballine nectar.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 11, 2013, 08:24:50 PM
Banned for getting on my nerves.  What the heck is caballine nectar?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 13, 2013, 03:34:33 AM
Banned for getting nervous about something good.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 13, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
Banned for not realizing that "getting on someone's nerves" is an expression indicating anger, not nervousness.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on October 13, 2013, 09:27:10 PM
Banned for not taking idiomatic phrases more literally.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 14, 2013, 02:37:47 AM
Banned for not getting out the old Sledge-omatic to give the attitude adjustments.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRyQs1kV16_9rsvORKmhziL6cPA4pGR_RUpwUAel1OFynWll6jA)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 10:15:38 AM
Banned for not getting out the old Sledge-omatic to give the attitude adjustments.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRyQs1kV16_9rsvORKmhziL6cPA4pGR_RUpwUAel1OFynWll6jA)

Banned for not showing a picture of a splattering watermelon.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 14, 2013, 10:21:25 AM
Banned for not getting out the old Sledge-omatic to give the attitude adjustments.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRyQs1kV16_9rsvORKmhziL6cPA4pGR_RUpwUAel1OFynWll6jA)

Banned for not showing a picture of a splattering watermelon.

banned for not providing video, which is linked here
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/08/01/how-to-explode-a-watermelon-using-rubber-bands/

in YOUR neck of the woods too :-P
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 11:25:56 AM
Banned for not getting out the old Sledge-omatic to give the attitude adjustments.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRyQs1kV16_9rsvORKmhziL6cPA4pGR_RUpwUAel1OFynWll6jA)

Banned for not showing a picture of a splattering watermelon.

banned for not providing video, which is linked here
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/08/01/how-to-explode-a-watermelon-using-rubber-bands/

in YOUR neck of the woods too :-P

Banned for implying my woods have a neck.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 14, 2013, 03:09:28 PM
Banned for not anthropomorphicizing woods.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 03:11:13 PM
Banned for not anthropomorphicizing woods.

Banned for only using two words of three letters and one syllable.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 14, 2013, 03:15:33 PM
Banned for counting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 03:17:44 PM
Banned for counting.

Banned for eating Greek chili.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 14, 2013, 03:40:17 PM
Banned for counting.

Banned for eating Greek chili.

Banned for not eating Greek chili.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 03:43:46 PM
Banned for counting.

Banned for eating Greek chili.

Banned for not eating Greek chili.

Thank you!  Now that I've been banned for that there is nothing of any import or lack of import, relevance or lack of relevance left to be banned for.  So there!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 14, 2013, 04:01:02 PM
Banned for counting.

Banned for eating Greek chili.

Banned for not eating Greek chili.

Thank you!  Now that I've been banned for that there is nothing of any import or lack of import, relevance or lack of relevance left to be banned for.  So there!
Banned for not eating green chile.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 14, 2013, 04:02:08 PM
Banned for counting.

Banned for eating Greek chili.

Banned for not eating Greek chili.

Thank you!  Now that I've been banned for that there is nothing of any import or lack of import, relevance or lack of relevance left to be banned for.  So there!
Banned for not eating green chile.

But....wait..
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 14, 2013, 05:24:57 PM
Banned for asking for time, as time is something that only God can give.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 14, 2013, 05:29:42 PM
Banned for asking for time, as time is something that only God can give.
Banned for treating time like a subsistenly existing reality.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: stanley123 on October 14, 2013, 06:34:04 PM
Banned for asking for time, as time is something that only God can give.
Banned for treating time like a subsistenly existing reality.
Banned for denying the reality of time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 14, 2013, 06:34:47 PM
banned to help get the board to 1mil
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 15, 2013, 01:04:06 AM
banned to help get the board to 1mil
Banned for not realizing what happens when it reaches a million.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbjl-BqWL7-LeirT3AARsDKyjBTuRWNBhMjJFNmEvnZpIVkxfjJQ)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 15, 2013, 06:39:26 AM
Banned for wasting fruit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 16, 2013, 02:00:00 AM
Banned for not recognizing scrambled eggs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 16, 2013, 06:34:57 AM
Banned for posting a small picture of exploding scrambled eggs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 16, 2013, 01:09:51 PM
Banned for banning someone for posting a picture of exploding scrambled eggs. I would rather banned the person if he had actually managed to explode the eggs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 16, 2013, 05:35:34 PM
Banned for getting technical about scrambled eggs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 16, 2013, 05:39:15 PM
Banned for getting technical about scrambled eggs.

Banned for not giving proper instructions on the scrambling of chicken embryos.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 16, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Banned for needing instructions on destructions.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Melodist on October 21, 2013, 07:54:16 PM
Banned for needing instructions on destructions.

Banned for banning the ignorant rather than instructing them.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 22, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
Banned for calling people (me) ignorant. :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: primuspilus on October 23, 2013, 12:16:06 PM
Banned for calling people (me) ignorant. :D
Banned for being ignorant of your ignorance. :)
PP
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Luke on October 23, 2013, 12:42:06 PM
Banned for calling people (me) ignorant. :D
Banned for being ignorant of your ignorance. :)
PP
Banned for being ignorant of hecma925's ignorance.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 23, 2013, 01:39:52 PM
Banned for asking for time, as time is something that only God can give.
Banned for treating time like a subsistenly existing reality.
Banned for denying the reality of time.
Banned for thinking I was denying time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 23, 2013, 01:40:17 PM
Banning myself for not following the rules of the OP.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 23, 2013, 01:41:04 PM
Banned for... wait
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on October 23, 2013, 01:41:53 PM
Banned for banning yourself.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 23, 2013, 06:33:46 PM
Banished with the banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 23, 2013, 06:52:33 PM
Banned,Tagged & Tracked to the end of the ban thread?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 23, 2013, 07:31:28 PM
Banned for tagging and tracking, as well as thinking there is an end to this thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 23, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
Banned for condemning us to no end.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 23, 2013, 09:20:46 PM
Banned for the beginning of hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 24, 2013, 08:32:08 AM
Ahh yes,Hello source of all Bans!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 24, 2013, 10:59:38 AM
Ahh yes,Hello source of all Bans!

BANNED!!! for not banning the person above!! 






Welcome to the tea party!
(http://arts.bnc.ox.ac.uk/bncart/images/mad.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 24, 2013, 01:03:22 PM
Appologies, as I must now leave this thread to go study up on "Banology" its intrinsic values over and up against any misconceptions that it may in fact bear the hallmarks of a vague and mysterious paradox with all of its wonderfully colored dots and the like...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 24, 2013, 01:44:07 PM
Banned for not congratulating J Michael on the 1000th reply of this thread and his use of whimsy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 24, 2013, 03:51:04 PM
My apologies JMichael on your 1000th reply to this thread and the use of the word whimsical?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 24, 2013, 03:58:00 PM
My apologies JMichael on your 1000th reply to this thread and the use of the word whimsical?
Banned for not banning hecma925 who banned you for not congratulating me on my perfectly timed 1000th reply of this thread and my unerring use of whimsy.

No apologies are necessary.  They will get you banned.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 24, 2013, 04:02:11 PM
I guess I'm subject to that ban being that I did misspell apologies in the previous thread (perhaps that could be a "pending" ban opposed to the original) -just throwing that out there-
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 24, 2013, 04:20:08 PM
Banned for lying and apologizing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 24, 2013, 05:28:43 PM
Banned for not expecting lying and apologizing from a newbie.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on October 24, 2013, 05:29:34 PM
Banned for not liking new posters.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 24, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
Banned for not liking new posters.
Banned for not realizing I love the sinner, not the sin. :angel:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 24, 2013, 06:28:23 PM
Banned for using a trite cliche.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on October 24, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
Banned for not recognizing that that is a profound theological statement by the Apostle Paul, not a trite cliche.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 24, 2013, 07:43:05 PM
so many banns... so little time...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 24, 2013, 08:46:29 PM
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 24, 2013, 08:46:56 PM
so many banns... so little time...
\

Banned for having enough time to post, but not enough to banish the last imposter.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 24, 2013, 08:48:04 PM
so many banns... so little time...
\

Banned for having enough time to post, but not enough to banish the last imposter.
banned for doing the same.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 24, 2013, 08:48:45 PM
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
Banned for taking my ban, and banning myself for posting anyway.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 24, 2013, 08:51:28 PM
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
Banned for taking my ban, and banning myself for posting anyway.
banned for suggesting what is really mine is yours.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 24, 2013, 09:12:25 PM
Banned for thinking something is really yours.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on October 25, 2013, 08:08:16 AM
Banned for thinking a thing can belong to someone because all property is common in Utopia--communism makes things so much easier comrade.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 25, 2013, 08:12:05 AM
Banned for thinking that communism is utopia or vice versa, товарищ.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 25, 2013, 08:36:07 AM
"Fearfully aware of the dreaded ban, Robert strolls cautiously through the OC forum on a cool friday morning"
(whistles unassumingly)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 25, 2013, 08:43:58 AM
Banned for whistling unassumingly when one should always whistle while assuming.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheTrisagion on October 25, 2013, 08:47:38 AM
Banned for failing to appreciate the unassuming whistle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 25, 2013, 08:52:41 AM
Banned for not experiencing a magnificent, assuming, and purposeful whistle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 25, 2013, 06:43:37 PM
Banned for assuming a referee type posture.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 25, 2013, 09:25:24 PM
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on October 25, 2013, 09:48:09 PM
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".

Banned for not banning, and also imitating a mirror with your reflecting
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: FormerReformer on October 25, 2013, 11:06:03 PM
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".

Banned for not banning, and also imitating a mirror with your reflecting
banned for non-use of reflectors at night.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 26, 2013, 08:45:09 PM
Banned for reflecting on reflectors.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on October 26, 2013, 08:46:10 PM
Banned for reflecting on reflectors.

Banned for banning my brother
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 26, 2013, 09:12:13 PM
Banned for reflecting on your reflective brother.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 26, 2013, 10:07:21 PM
HAEAO VARLET! goeth thee thither with thine cart of BANS throughout this thine fair kingdom of thine EO forum, lest tarry thee thither and send as it were thine BAN  as a lightning bolt upon some poor unsuspecting mule, I do verily and therefore seeketh audience with one solitary ban.
hmmm,hmmmm,Werchistershire....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 26, 2013, 10:12:35 PM
Banned, just because "asseth"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 26, 2013, 10:19:19 PM
The ammendment to the kings letter of bans has been ammended
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on October 26, 2013, 10:36:39 PM
The ammendment to the kings letter of bans has been ammended
Banned for being complicated
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on October 26, 2013, 10:53:38 PM
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.

Banned for being politically correct.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 28, 2013, 06:27:30 AM
Banned for banning someone's comment that's almost a year and a half old.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 08:56:22 AM
Ban the man....from the clan......with one hand.........If you can
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 28, 2013, 01:08:31 PM
Ban the man....from the clan......with one hand.........If you can
Banned for rhyming.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 01:15:30 PM
Ok, heres a short war story with no rhymes;

And only after the smoke cleared before the moderators line of fire, yes amongst the banned,the warned, and the moderated did he still percieve movement on the OE forum.
His keyboard now red hot and smoldering he calmly reaches for another BANdaleer.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 28, 2013, 02:20:31 PM
Banned for not being punny.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 28, 2013, 02:27:34 PM
Banned for not being punny.

Banned for not being not punny.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 02:59:30 PM
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 28, 2013, 03:29:58 PM
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
Banned for failing to ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 28, 2013, 03:32:04 PM
The incredible hulk doesnt like "punny" humans either, though if you seek to ban him you'll probably need a Crayola Ban Crayon because he's green....
Banned for failing to ban.
Banned for not banning the person above for trying to make this thread something other than what it is.  (What is it, anyway?)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
This thread may just be a "contraBANd"?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Carl Kraeff (Second Chance) on October 28, 2013, 04:03:44 PM
Banned for having my father-in-law's sense of humor.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 04:11:29 PM
Thankyou!!
I'm truly honored!.....(and banned)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 28, 2013, 04:13:23 PM
Ok, here goes....


BANNED FOR LOGGING OUT!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on October 28, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
Banned for staying logged in.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on October 28, 2013, 04:28:18 PM
Banned for liking Aristotle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Papist on October 28, 2013, 04:29:39 PM
Banned for liking Aristotle.
Banned for not liking Aristotle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 28, 2013, 04:34:43 PM
Banned for liking Aristotle.
Banned for not liking Aristotle.

And this, my friends, is Aristotle:
(http://z-issue.com/blog_imgs/aristotle_the_cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 28, 2013, 06:54:26 PM
Banned for being cruel to aristotle.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on October 28, 2013, 07:53:47 PM
Banned for being cruel to aristotle.

Banned for not being crueler to Plato.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on October 28, 2013, 09:29:25 PM
Banned for not appreciating that Plato kicked materialism's gluteus maximumus. See I still know my Latin and know no Greek. Other than Alpha and Omega and the one Greek part in the Latin Mass.  :D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 28, 2013, 09:38:26 PM
Banned for assuming that knowing the ubiquitously known latin phrase for Butt, qualifies you for knowing latin.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 29, 2013, 08:11:01 AM
Banned for decking out honey badger (Aristotle) like a gladiator ((even though they're cute with their helmets on))
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 29, 2013, 10:22:29 AM
Banned for decking out honey badger (Aristotle) like a gladiator ((even though they're cute with their helmets on))

Banned for confusing honey badgers, cats, gladiators, and philosophers.  And for thinking gladiators are cute.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 29, 2013, 10:49:37 AM
Banned for the "lime peel cuteypie!"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 29, 2013, 11:18:13 AM
Banned for getting it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on October 29, 2013, 09:04:46 PM
Banned for thinking he gets it since to use my amazing Latin knowledge again: Congito ergo sum.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 07:04:53 AM
Banned for using amazing knowledge of Latin.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 09:22:27 AM
Banned for using amazing knowledge of Latin.

Quia non vitantur banning eum Latine.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 09:35:18 AM
Non enim voluntate vel cum velit sublata non dederit Latine scribere, et decora omnium mortua lingua.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 09:58:00 AM
Non enim voluntate vel cum velit sublata non dederit Latine scribere, et decora omnium mortua lingua.
Banned for not banning me in English, or at least Hebrew.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 10:00:47 AM
אסר על הרצון להיות מוחרמים בעברית.

Banned for wanting to be banned in Hebrew.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 10:09:02 AM
אסר על הרצון להיות מוחרמים בעברית.

Banned for wanting to be banned in Hebrew.

LOLOL!!! 

Banned for banning me in Hebrew and not Urdu.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 10:11:27 AM

Banned for wanting to be banned in Urdu

 اردو میں پر پابندی لگا دی جائے کرنے کی خواہش کے لئے پابندی عائد کر دی
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 10:14:12 AM

Banned for wanting to be banned in Urdu

 اردو میں پر پابندی لگا دی جائے کرنے کی خواہش کے لئے پابندی عائد کر دی

Banned for assuming I want to be banned in any language.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 30, 2013, 10:17:56 AM
Could it be??!!

noooo....

YES!! The great "BAN OF BABLE!"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 10:20:58 AM
Gebannt für die Annahme, dass ich davon ausgegangen, dass Sie nur durch die himmlischen Sprachen verboten werden wollte: Deutsch.

Banned for assuming that I assumed that you wanted to be banned only by the most heavenly of languages: German.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 10:25:45 AM
Gebannt für die Annahme, dass ich davon ausgegangen, dass Sie nur durch die himmlischen Sprachen verboten werden wollte: Deutsch.

Banned for assuming that I assumed that you wanted to be banned only by the most heavenly of languages: German.

Banned for thinking anything German, except some of their beers and sausages and blonds, is heavenly. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 30, 2013, 10:28:40 AM
Banned! according to the great "multinational" ban pact of...................Today.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 10:32:45 AM
Banned for not providing the full text of the great "multinational" ban pact.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 30, 2013, 11:52:23 AM
Oh goodness, "the trillions of bans that I would encur while attempting to post that phonebook",
"Banned for the request of "titanic proportions"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 11:55:30 AM
Banned for the criminally negligent misuse of quotation marks.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on October 30, 2013, 12:07:26 PM
Banned for the criminally negligent misuse of quotation marks.

Banned for not using this emoticon:  :police:.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 12:08:41 PM
Banned for assuming I want to give respect to an emoticon with a busdriver cap.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 30, 2013, 12:11:06 PM
"BAN" roll on
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on October 30, 2013, 12:12:20 PM
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on October 30, 2013, 12:16:41 PM
Quote from the movie "Pootie Tang", "SEPTI TI MAH BANNIES!"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on October 30, 2013, 05:26:39 PM
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.

Banned for not specifying it was a german beer sausage eaten by a ravenous blonde.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Cyrillic on October 30, 2013, 05:37:47 PM
Banned for eating a ban sandwich.

Banned for not specifying it was a german beer sausage eaten by a ravenous blonde.

Banned for using the word ravenous.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 01, 2013, 02:44:05 PM
Banned for using a word you hate.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 10, 2013, 01:18:32 PM
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 10, 2013, 06:53:36 PM
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.

Bannned for even being close to using a forbidden word.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 10, 2013, 07:59:46 PM
Banned for using a word you hate.

Banned for not being a Shiite.

Bannned for even being close to using a forbidden word.

Banned by the Holy Inquisition you heretic schismatic.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 10, 2013, 10:15:33 PM
Banned for blaming an Orthodox Christian for the Inquisition.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 10, 2013, 10:22:20 PM
Banned for mocking the Holy Inquisition, which nobody ever expects.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Dpaula on November 10, 2013, 10:25:07 PM
Banned for calling Inquisition "Holy"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Shiny on November 10, 2013, 10:25:42 PM
Banned for touching the mouse and keyboard for logging onto this forum and posting here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 10, 2013, 10:26:20 PM
Banned for ruining my clever ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 10, 2013, 10:27:33 PM
Banned for having a clever ban
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 10, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
Banned for not banning cleverly.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 10, 2013, 10:31:00 PM
Banned for having a clever ban

Banned for heresy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 10, 2013, 10:41:41 PM
Banned for a most unknowledgeable ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 10, 2013, 10:44:01 PM
Banned for a most unknowledgeable ban.

Banned just because I feel like doing it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 10, 2013, 10:45:29 PM
Banned for feeling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 10, 2013, 10:52:12 PM
Banned for having no feeling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 11, 2013, 09:45:03 AM
Whats this??

A Ban...

Yeee
GEEE
Hawww

Had?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 11, 2013, 04:43:38 PM
Banned for not banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 11, 2013, 06:58:09 PM
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 11, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.

Banned for sinning and hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on November 11, 2013, 07:56:38 PM
Banned for even thinking he would do what everyone else is doing here.

Banned for sinning and hypocrisy.

Banned for having only 41 posts as opposed to 42.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 11, 2013, 10:08:49 PM
Banned for having less than 1150 posts
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 11, 2013, 10:45:27 PM
banned for being a hypocrite
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 11, 2013, 10:45:59 PM
Banned for being Serbian
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 12, 2013, 08:55:34 PM
Banned  because you are loved .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 12, 2013, 08:57:41 PM
Banned  because you are loved .

Banned for making me miss a part of The Biggest Loser just so I could type this post.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 12, 2013, 09:11:08 PM
Banned  because you are loved .

Banned because you are not loved.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 13, 2013, 07:44:50 AM
Banned for knowing who is not loved.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 13, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Banned for knowing I know who is not loved.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 13, 2013, 08:51:01 AM
Banned for not following the rules of the game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 13, 2013, 09:05:04 AM
Banned for reminding me there are rules of the game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 13, 2013, 11:13:36 AM
Banned for forgetting there are rules to the game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 13, 2013, 03:22:15 PM
Banned for being irritatingly sensible.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 13, 2013, 04:04:07 PM
Banned for being irritatingly sensible.

Banned by the Westboro Baptist Church because God hates you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on November 13, 2013, 04:05:56 PM
Banned for failing to mention that God hates everybody except the WBC, according to the WBC.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 13, 2013, 04:17:22 PM
Banned for failing to mention that God hates everybody except the WBC, according to the WBC.

Banned for using the WBC as a source.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 13, 2013, 06:29:08 PM
Banned for not respecting the World Bowling Council.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on November 13, 2013, 11:44:58 PM
Banned for not being a virtuous hypocrite.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 14, 2013, 12:26:05 AM
Banned for not being a virtuous hypocrite.

Banned by God.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: RehamG on November 14, 2013, 12:35:03 AM
Banned for loving math.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on November 14, 2013, 06:30:16 PM
Banned for loving math.

Banned for likely thinking that math has nothing to do with metaphysics, but only with physics. After all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_geometry
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Math lover on November 14, 2013, 07:43:01 PM
Banned for loving math.

Banned for likely thinking that math has nothing to do with metaphysics, but only with physics. After all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_geometry

Banned for Papism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 14, 2013, 07:48:41 PM
Banned for loving math.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 14, 2013, 07:49:50 PM
Banned for liking "county/western orthodox" music, which sounds like an even bigger abomination than numetal.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 14, 2013, 07:51:33 PM
Banned for thinking I actually like Country/Western music. The only acceptable artist is Johnny Cash. Others belong to the pit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 14, 2013, 07:56:18 PM
Banned for having confusing profile info then!  :P  ;D

(http://i.imgur.com/sZ0Uehi.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 15, 2013, 12:48:39 PM
Banned for not havng confusing enough info.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 12:59:30 PM
Banned for being OC.net's "Dear Abby."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 15, 2013, 01:01:50 PM
Banned for being OC.net's "Dear Abby."
Banned......... because I want to and can.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 01:02:48 PM
Banned for thinking you want to and can.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 15, 2013, 01:14:46 PM
Banned for thinking you want to and can.

Banned for thinking that thinking goes on here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 01:20:37 PM
Banned for being right.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 15, 2013, 01:24:24 PM
Banned for being right.

Banned for writing right.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 01:25:08 PM
Banned for righting wrong.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 15, 2013, 01:27:11 PM
Banned for not righting wrong but writing right.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 15, 2013, 02:03:21 PM
A jelly donut,
The Piccadilly circus,
J Michael is banned
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 15, 2013, 02:31:20 PM
A jelly donut,
The Piccadilly circus,
J Michael is banned

Banned for banning J Michael.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 03:12:15 PM
Banned for banning the banning rather than the haiku.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 15, 2013, 03:16:11 PM
you have been, Boy Meets World Banned, for interrupting my viewing of the same.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 03:17:20 PM
Banned for even mentioning Boy Meets World.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 15, 2013, 03:20:30 PM
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 15, 2013, 03:21:24 PM
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 15, 2013, 03:29:01 PM
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 03:30:35 PM
Banned for being an English person that is bad at the maths.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 15, 2013, 03:33:01 PM
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.

Banned for being born English, as opposed to a transatlantic traveller like myself that had to go back to the US.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 15, 2013, 03:41:25 PM
Banned for:
Being a Hypocrite
Making fun of BMW

Banned for being good at Maths.
Banned for thinking that I am good at math, while I am an English person.

Banned for being born English, as opposed to a transatlantic traveller like myself that had to go back to the US.
Banned for not being a time traveler and going back to the future.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 15, 2013, 04:01:59 PM
Banned for not having a Delorean.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 15, 2013, 06:46:16 PM
Banned for not realizing he needs the Delorean with Mr.Fusion kit.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 03:39:07 PM
Banned for not realizing he needs the Delorean with Mr.Fusion kit.

I ban you just because you are ban-ible     :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 03:42:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OZT3TPD.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 04:00:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OZT3TPD.jpg)


You are so totally banned for providing only a pic and failing to actually issue a ban!  You are therefore and will forever remain banned, banned and double banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 04:01:30 PM
Banned for ignoring or not noticing that the ban was within the pic  8)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 04:03:19 PM
Banned for ignoring or not noticing that the ban was within the pic  8)

banned for being clever but way too pic-y

of course I noticed and ignored it as the ban was merely implied but not actually issued ... sorry , you remain double-banned for eternity - no chance for parole.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 16, 2013, 06:26:44 PM
Banned for implying there was even the option of parole.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 16, 2013, 06:39:28 PM
The ever "elusive" "lime green" commercial products ban of twenty OT thirteen
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 06:45:01 PM
The ever "elusive" "lime green" commercial products ban of twenty OT thirteen

Banned for yet again failing to actually issue a BAN!  Therefore thou art banned with an exceeding ban that keeps on banning unto all eternity, springing up as a veritable fountain of bannation unto ages of ages and visited upon your children and childrens' children.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 07:47:25 PM
Banned for not banning unto the seventh generation.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 16, 2013, 07:51:45 PM
Banned for not banning unto the seventh generation.

Banned eternally by the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, now and ever and unto ages of ages.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 07:54:31 PM
Banned for speaking for the Holy Trinity.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 16, 2013, 08:00:46 PM
My good man, Which type of Ban refereth thee?? African or European?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 08:04:41 PM
Banned for segregating bans.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 16, 2013, 08:31:17 PM
Ban issued on the -not recognizing Monty Python lines- premise
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Banned for using Monty Python as an excuse.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 08:33:54 PM
Banned for segregating bans.

banned for failure to properly distinguish between the laden or unladen European & African swallows in question
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 16, 2013, 08:34:31 PM
Banned for segregating bans.

banned for failure to properly distinguish between the laden or unladen European & African swallows in question

I ban myself for being late to the party
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 08:34:58 PM
Banned for segregating bans.

banned for failure to properly distinguish between the laden or unladen European & African swallows in question
Banned for not capitalizing a sentence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 16, 2013, 08:36:53 PM
Just for that- you must gout and bring us.........




                                   A   BANNERY!!!!!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 08:39:18 PM
B
  A
     N
                                    (Please dial 867-5309 for the reason.)  
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 16, 2013, 08:43:14 PM
BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on November 16, 2013, 09:20:29 PM
BANNED for believing that was Jenny's real number.-"Forrest"
Banned for calling the number to find out it wasn't jenny's number in the first place
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 16, 2013, 09:29:27 PM
Banned for not calling Jenny. Wait thats my number#%&*R%*(!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 09:36:57 PM
Banned for thinking Jenny would want his call in the first place.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on November 16, 2013, 10:03:20 PM
Banned for not intuitively knowing that I needed help with my new cell phone.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 10:04:28 PM
Banned for not being multilingually literate in order to understand the instruction booklet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: John of Patmos on November 16, 2013, 11:08:53 PM
Banned for encouraging the use of any language other than Koine Greek
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 11:10:03 PM
Banned for banning me out of context.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: John of Patmos on November 16, 2013, 11:13:16 PM
Banned for banning me out of context.
Banned for thinking that my anathema needs context.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 11:13:28 PM
you right now!
it. I'm banning
what, forget about
No, you know
what you say.
to be careful
you might want
I can. So
I want? Well
ban you if
that I can
Did you know
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 16, 2013, 11:15:14 PM
you right now!
it. I'm banning
what, forget about
No, you know
what you say.
to be careful
you might want
I can. So
I want? Well
ban you if
that I can
Did you know

Banned for attempting bad poetry when you can't even write bad prose.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
Banned for not knowing that you needed to read it from the last line upwards to the first line!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 16, 2013, 11:18:59 PM
Banned for having to give instructions.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 16, 2013, 11:36:17 PM
Oh.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 16, 2013, 11:39:09 PM
Oh.

Banned for saying only one word.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 05:53:28 PM
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 17, 2013, 06:31:11 PM
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.

BANN[move][ISHED/]
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 06:42:16 PM
Banned for berating the supposed insufficiency of one word.

BANN[move][ISHED/]
Banned for misspelling.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: jewish voice on November 17, 2013, 08:25:32 PM
Ban for being the spelling cop  :police:
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 08:32:58 PM
Banned for using an emoticon as a period.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 17, 2013, 08:39:44 PM
Banned for using an emoticon as a period.

Banned for being the emoticon FSB.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 08:46:02 PM
Banned for not using Cyrillic when referencing a Russian state agency.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 17, 2013, 08:47:40 PM
Banned for not using Cyrillic when referencing a Russian state agency.

Banned for even assuming I can possibly type Cyrillic characters on an English language keyboard.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 08:56:22 PM
Banned for not using copy and paste.
e.g.
Quote
Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) (Russian: Федеральная служба безопасности Российской Федерации (ФСБ); Federal'naya sluzhba bezopasnosti Rossiyskoy Federatsii)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 17, 2013, 08:59:10 PM
Banned for not using copy and paste.
e.g.
Quote
Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) (Russian: Федеральная служба безопасности Российской Федерации (ФСБ); Federal'naya sluzhba bezopasnosti Rossiyskoy Federatsii)

Banned for using Wikipedia as an information source.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
Banned for not using copy and paste.
e.g.
Quote
Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) (Russian: Федеральная служба безопасности Российской Федерации (ФСБ); Federal'naya sluzhba bezopasnosti Rossiyskoy Federatsii)

Banned for using Wikipedia as an information source.

Banned for thinking it's my only information source.  It is merely the quickest.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 17, 2013, 09:16:32 PM
Banned for not using copy and paste.
e.g.
Quote
Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) (Russian: Федеральная служба безопасности Российской Федерации (ФСБ); Federal'naya sluzhba bezopasnosti Rossiyskoy Federatsii)

Banned for using Wikipedia as an information source.

Banned for thinking it's my only information source.  It is merely the quickest.

Banned for rushing to Wiki for quick fix.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 17, 2013, 09:28:49 PM
Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 18, 2013, 12:42:26 AM
Banned fro not being sympathetic to addicts.  I just needed it one time.  Honest!

totally banned for issuing far too many bans in a 24 hour period... BANNED you are
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 18, 2013, 12:48:33 AM
You are a one man banned.

(http://parkhowell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bill-OneManBand.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ZealousZeal on November 18, 2013, 12:58:03 AM
Banned for being clever.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 18, 2013, 01:17:08 AM
Banned for being a non-clever Yank.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 18, 2013, 07:48:39 AM
Banned for banning Yanks.  They can't help it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Theophilos78 on November 18, 2013, 08:04:35 AM
Banned for banning Yanks.  They can't help it.

Banned for objecting to banning Yanks.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 18, 2013, 08:23:40 AM
Banned for thinking I object to it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Theophilos78 on November 18, 2013, 10:53:04 AM
Banned for thinking I object to it.

Banned for using the verb "object".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 18, 2013, 11:01:42 AM
Banned for thinking I object to it.

Banned for using the verb "object".
Banned for using any verb at all.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 18, 2013, 11:14:45 AM
Banned for verbing it up.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 18, 2013, 03:09:26 PM
What do you call it when your amp is too loud and noisy? Reverbiage. Yuk yuk.

Banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 18, 2013, 03:22:11 PM
Banned for yukking it up.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Robert scho on November 18, 2013, 07:29:47 PM
fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 18, 2013, 07:52:53 PM
fumbling around in the dark, I tripped over some contraban and crashed into a bannister with my hand-shot down the stairs like a rubber band and landed on my can in yet another pile of contraban- was able to stand so I went and got a little band aid, so stand and ban if you can (mr Han man)

Banned for needing special education to understand the thread purpose, or if you understand then banned for being an Orthodox who refuses to play by the rules while among those who are.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: rakovsky on November 18, 2013, 08:37:50 PM
Banned for needing special education to understand the thread purpose, or if you understand then banned for being an Orthodox who refuses to play by the rules while among those who are.
○ Banned for failing to specify the title of a correct jurisdiction. "The Orthodox Church" by Bishop Kallistos Ware is not a jurisdiction, but a book title.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 19, 2013, 01:46:57 AM
I swear, you lot bicker so much, any Fanfiction.net writer would write you all either friends that never ban each other- or worse, shipped!  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 19, 2013, 08:08:39 AM
Banned for mentioning fanfiction.net.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 19, 2013, 06:44:18 PM
Banned for needing special education to understand the thread purpose, or if you understand then banned for being an Orthodox who refuses to play by the rules while among those who are.
○ Banned for failing to specify the title of a correct jurisdiction. "The Orthodox Church" by Bishop Kallistos Ware is not a jurisdiction, but a book title.

Banned for not recognizing God's jurisdiction.

Banned myself for playing out of turn.
 
Banned everyone I missed above
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 19, 2013, 06:53:37 PM
Banned for having a "jurisdiction" description longer than even the most wordy "genuine true" Orthodox groups. Though I suppose some "world Orthodox" groups could give them a run for their money now that I think about it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 19, 2013, 07:21:17 PM
Banned for having a "jurisdiction" description longer than even the most wordy "genuine true" Orthodox groups. Though I suppose some "world Orthodox" groups could give them a run for their money now that I think about it.

Banned for having a avatar that implies the baby Jesus lifting weights.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 19, 2013, 07:39:48 PM
Banned for not taking into account that when one does a bench press they are creating a shape in the form of a cross... thus making the bench press the most Christian and pious of exercises.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 19, 2013, 07:41:35 PM
Banned for mentioning fanfiction.net.

Banned for disliking Fanfiction.net.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Incognito777 on November 19, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
Ban the person in the post above yours for reason of your choice. (Just say "Banned for" with a reason.)

How christian is that? You should be banned from this site for your lack of ethics and justice.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 20, 2013, 08:00:58 AM
Ethically and judiciously banned for calling out the OP on a thread of this nature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 20, 2013, 10:41:06 AM
Banned for being in the right place, in the right time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 20, 2013, 10:44:18 AM
Banned for being at the wrong place, at the right time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 20, 2013, 10:49:20 AM
Banned for being at the happenin place at the happenin time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 20, 2013, 10:52:08 AM
Banned for partying at the happenin spot.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 20, 2013, 12:05:11 PM
Banned for partying at the happenin spot.

You are all banned for eternity along with this entire thread - abandon ship!  stop this nonsense before our heads explode - I'm begging you...  stop it - PuhhLeeeze  :'(
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 20, 2013, 12:18:19 PM
I'm banking your choice to jump on this ban-wagon with your banal banter will end in significant loss of bandwidth for this site. You bandy about these bans like a word-bandit, but really you are the one who should be banished. For all I care you could go slip on a banana and bang your bottom!

Sorry, I guess I got carried away trying to fit as many in as I could...  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 20, 2013, 12:45:48 PM
Banned for getting carried away when you can walk.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Феофан on November 20, 2013, 01:37:44 PM
Banned for getting carried away when you can walk.

For the great infraction of continuing to post while under official ban you are henceforth considered undead and subject to the most grievous BAN to be driven as a stake through your heart.  Therefore aBANdon hope all ye banished yet posting undead under a ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 20, 2013, 02:03:25 PM
Banned for thinking you will escape the undead's taste for living brrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 20, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
Banned for mentioning zombies in an Orthodox forum. Feofan is also banned for introducing zombies into the thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 20, 2013, 06:14:46 PM
Banned for implying God does not love zombies such as me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 20, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
Banned for thinking God loves zombies. He would never allow those marriage banns to be published.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 20, 2013, 07:03:24 PM
You see much, brastaseptim. Too much. You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan oc.net, and all its domains, under pain of death.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 20, 2013, 07:18:45 PM
You see much, brastaseptim. Too much. You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan oc.net, and all its domains, under pain of death.

You presume too much, Asteriktos. And for that, you must pay.

*bell tolls as a procession of monks appears on the forums*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAa3Zdx6Ro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAa3Zdx6Ro)
Asteriktos, Member of the OC.net Synod of Protostrators by the grace of his reverence, Father George, banned a member of the honourable Council of High Elders. This is the offence of unrighteous banning and general bad conduct. In that, Asteriktos has rendered no act of contrition or repentance, and is at the moment, at liberty in the land, we do, here and now, separate him from the precious forums, and from the society of all Orthodox Christianity.net users. We exclude him from our Holy Mother Forums and all her threads, moderated, or unmoderated. We declare him excommunicate and anathema. We cast him into the outer darkness. We judge him banned with the devil, and his fallen angels and all the reprobate, to eternal fire and everlasting pain! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA!

*slams candle to the ground*

So be it.

Lacrimosa Dies illa, quae resvrget ex favilla
Iudicandvs Homo Reus, Hvic ergo parce Deus,
Pie Jesv Domine, Dona eis requiem. Amen.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 20, 2013, 07:46:39 PM
Once more I say unto you: banned!

(http://i.imgur.com/6kYq675.gif)

Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 20, 2013, 08:40:59 PM
Banned for changing avatars daily, attempting to avoid detection by the powers that ban complex posers .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 07:54:20 AM
Banned for not getting the job done.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: theistgal on November 21, 2013, 12:03:46 PM
Banned for not getting the job done.

Banned for getting the job done too well and making everyone else look bad.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 12:45:30 PM
Banned for not being "everyone else."
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 21, 2013, 12:50:48 PM
Banned for anti-hipsterism.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 12:53:19 PM
Banned for not flying the flag of anti-hipsterdom.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 21, 2013, 12:56:37 PM
*bell tolls as a procession of monks appears on the forums*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAa3Zdx6Ro
Hecma, Member of the OC.net Most Illumined Congregation of Holy Archons, by the grace of his reverence, Father George, did fly the flag of anti-hipsterism. This is the offence of unrighteous anti-hipsterism and general bad conduct. In that, Hecma has rendered no act of contrition or repentance, and is at the moment, at liberty in the land, we do, here and now, separate him from the precious forums, and from the society of all Orthodox Christianity.net users. We exclude him from our Holy Mother Forums and all her threads, moderated, or unmoderated. We declare him excommunicate and anathema. We cast him into the outer darkness. We judge him banned with the devil, and his fallen angels and all the reprobate, to eternal fire and everlasting pain! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA! ANATHEMA!

*slams candle to the ground*

So be it.

Lacrimosa Dies illa, quae resvrget ex favilla
Iudicandvs Homo Reus, Hvic ergo parce Deus,
Pie Jesv Domine, Dona eis requiem. Amen.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Banned for not only reusing a ban, but quoting yourself in the OC Net Quotables thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 21, 2013, 01:13:54 PM
Baned for being too smart for his own good.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 01:16:04 PM
Baned for being too smart for his own good.

Banned for baneing and not banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 01:17:12 PM
Baned for being too smart for his own good.

Banned for baneing and not banning.

Banned for hating Bane.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Bane_Tom_Hardy5.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 01:22:46 PM
Baned for being too smart for his own good.

Banned for baneing and not banning.

Banned for hating Bane.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Bane_Tom_Hardy5.jpg)

Banned for making assumptions worthy only of the "Politics" forum.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 01:23:46 PM
Banned for thinking I would want to be worthy to enter the politics forum.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 01:29:31 PM
Banned for thinking I would want to be worthy to enter the politics forum.

Banned for thinking anyone is unworthy enough to enter the cesspit of oc.net.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 01:32:25 PM
Banned for thinking a cesspit is even remotely worthy of anyone.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 01:47:06 PM
Banned for thinking a cesspit is even remotely worthy of anyone.

Banned for, yet again, thinking that thinking occurs here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 01:48:23 PM
Banned for not inviting Tsar Nicholas II again for tea after being rejected a few times.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 02:04:35 PM
Banned for not inviting Tsar Nicholas II again for tea after being rejected a few times.

Banned for suggesting I drink tea in front of Tsar Nicholas II and his family so that they can watch me drink tea and not be able themselves to partake.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 02:05:35 PM
Banned for thinking there is no tea in heaven.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 21, 2013, 02:06:23 PM
Banned for liking iced tea when it's November.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 02:07:45 PM
Banned for being such a Brit and wanting hot tea, all the time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 21, 2013, 02:10:55 PM
Banned for being such a Yank and not liking hot tea all the time. And when you do, adding the milk last and not first.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 02:12:04 PM
Banned for wrongfully accusing me of being a Yank.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 21, 2013, 02:13:42 PM
Baned for denying that you're a Yank- the term applies to all American-raised persons, southern or not.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 02:39:57 PM
Baned for denying that you're a Yank- the term applies to all American-raised persons, southern or not.

Banned for unrepentantly continuing to bane people.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 21, 2013, 02:48:44 PM
Banned for mispeling and verbifying

Love, elephant
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 02:55:09 PM
Banned for only balancing on two feet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 21, 2013, 02:58:20 PM
Banned for banning someone for doing something that you yourself do.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 02:58:59 PM
Banned for assuming I'm an elephant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 03:00:17 PM
Banned for assuming I'm an elephant.

Banned for assuming you are not.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 03:04:32 PM
Banned for spying into my elephant house.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 03:17:51 PM
Banned for spying into my elephant house.

Banned for being in an elephant house.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Banned for preferring the dog house.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 21, 2013, 03:21:12 PM
Banned for false modesty. You are so clairvoyant!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 21, 2013, 03:24:46 PM
Banned for false modesty. You are so clairvoyant!

Banned for not being clairaudient.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 21, 2013, 03:31:45 PM
Banned for not recognizing that I am not clairaudient because I prefer clairdanishes.

(http://i.imgur.com/IbnxIzL.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 21, 2013, 04:08:49 PM
Banned for referencing the ugliest crier in Hollywood.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmdqe3Wh71qa9siqo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: TheMathematician on November 21, 2013, 04:41:26 PM
Banned for pictorial banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 21, 2013, 06:49:40 PM
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.
(http://www.netanimations.net/animated-crying-screaming-baby.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on November 23, 2013, 01:29:36 AM
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.
(http://www.netanimations.net/animated-crying-screaming-baby.gif)

Banned for posting a picture I do not like and that when I look at it I feel like it's going to give me a seizure. Seriously though the picture is cracking me up now and if I have a seizure, even a mild one, I am coming after you, SinfulHypocrite. Oh and God bless you, friend. Peace be with you and all that.

EDIT: And if I do have to come after you, I will have a requiem or funeral service said for your soul. I believe at least in the past that is what the mafia used to do for whoever they killed or had killed. Or so I heard. I guess part of the whole culture thing involve in the mafia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 23, 2013, 02:40:44 AM
Banned for being banished and disgraced without a suitable picture to show it.
(http://www.netanimations.net/animated-crying-screaming-baby.gif)

Banned for posting a picture I do not like and that when I look at it I feel like it's going to give me a seizure. Seriously though the picture is cracking me up now and if I have a seizure, even a mild one, I am coming after you, SinfulHypocrite. Oh and God bless you, friend. Peace be with you and all that.

EDIT: And if I do have to come after you, I will have a requiem or funeral service said for your soul. I believe at least in the past that is what the mafia used to do for whoever they killed or had killed. Or so I heard. I guess part of the whole culture thing involve in the mafia.

Banned for knowing little about Mafia culture, though the above is true. Living in a town of Sicilian-Americans allows one to learn a little.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 23, 2013, 07:45:53 PM
Banned for making a crybaby out of the mafia.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 23, 2013, 08:07:10 PM
Banned because of disliking an annoying GIF.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 23, 2013, 08:49:57 PM
Banned because of disliking an annoying GIF.

Banned for not seeing that I was the one who posted the GIF
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 25, 2013, 08:02:31 AM
Banned for calling someone out over a GIF because of pride.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 25, 2013, 10:24:30 AM
Banned for pointing out someone else's pride.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 25, 2013, 10:39:44 AM
Point banned for priding yourself in ban pointing out the pride making someone worthy of banning in a prideful banner now banned pride [laser] pointer!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 25, 2013, 01:09:36 PM
Banned for pointing a laser in people's eyes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 25, 2013, 07:17:17 PM
Banned for pointing a laser in people's eyes.
Be happy that you were not arrested, I once saw someone arrested in traffic court for playing with a laser pointer in the courtroom.

Banned for not pointing it out that you could be arrested.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 25, 2013, 07:26:33 PM
Banned for saying he should be happy he was not arrested. Everyone's happier once they are rested!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 25, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Banned for having experienced arrested development in understanding English!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 25, 2013, 07:30:54 PM
Banned for thinking I had arrested development in understanding English, when it is my native language and I am merely trying to make a pun.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 25, 2013, 07:34:06 PM
Well than I apologize for coz all intensive purposes I didnt not no wat u we're trying two say that was my mistaken too make!! Pleez except my apologeez! It was actually punny really i was just joking havin a lark ha ha!

Banned because you did not know that I am starting a new game of Skyrim as I type this.

Also banned for not acknowledging the pun I was making no the back of your pun.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 26, 2013, 07:39:03 AM
Banned for intensive purposes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 10:19:37 AM
Banned for intensive purposes.

Banned for intensive care.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 26, 2013, 12:58:39 PM
Banned for intensive gazes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 26, 2013, 01:04:56 PM
Banned for shoegazing...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 26, 2013, 01:09:03 PM
Banned for buying a telescope to look at my shoes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 26, 2013, 01:26:54 PM
Banned for having feet so tiny that I need a telescope to see your shoes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 01:52:52 PM
Banned for having feet so tiny that I need a telescope to see your shoes.

Banned for being too large to see his tiny feet without a telescope.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 26, 2013, 02:06:17 PM
Banned for not being large.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 02:14:00 PM
Banned for not being large.

Banned for not wearing clothes.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 26, 2013, 02:15:33 PM
Banned for shaming an elephant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
Banned for shaming an elephant.

Banned for thinking naked elephants are shameful.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 26, 2013, 02:16:56 PM
Banned for mind reading.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 02:18:02 PM
Banned for mind reading.

Banned for mind writing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 26, 2013, 02:21:03 PM
Banned for mind righting.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 02:23:32 PM
Banned for mind righting.


Banned for not minding.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on November 26, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 02:35:29 PM
Banned for sounding like Michael Nesmith.


Banned for making me gag.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 26, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
Banned for not gagging with a spoon.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 03:56:47 PM
Banned for not gagging with a spoon.

Banned for not spooning with a gag.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 26, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 04:30:31 PM
Banned for thinking that you know what takes place in the privacy of his ... bedroom (I assume)

Banned for psychological projection.  And for thinking that thinking occurs here.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on November 26, 2013, 04:31:10 PM
Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 26, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
Banned. Just banned. For no good reason.

Banned for a thousand good reasons.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 26, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
Banned for being a do gooder.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 26, 2013, 06:03:11 PM
Banned for doing good for nothing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 26, 2013, 09:25:24 PM
Banned for doing good for nothing.

Banned, good for nothing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 26, 2013, 10:21:13 PM
Banned for getting your theology for nothing and your books for free.

(Bad attempt at a Dire Straits reference)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 27, 2013, 07:53:05 AM
Banned for bad references.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on November 27, 2013, 10:21:03 AM
Banned for referring to references.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 27, 2013, 10:26:28 AM
Banned for referential non-referring references.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: sheenj on November 27, 2013, 10:28:36 AM
Banned for referential non-referring references.

Banned for making the word "refer" stop making sense to my brain.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on November 27, 2013, 10:29:14 AM
Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 27, 2013, 07:30:58 PM
Banned for not knowing that's the goal of mantras.

Banned for having goals.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 27, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 28, 2013, 06:07:33 PM
Banned for smashing his goals on the shoals of bannage.

Banned for having peanut butter and jelly on Thanksgiving.(http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=14150;type=avatar) (His avatar for Thanksgiving, which changes daily)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 28, 2013, 06:13:37 PM
I used it because of my abiding love of PB&J mixed-foodstuff relationships.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q2CXYZYfFUM/TgeVx4CwDWI/AAAAAAAAESI/OhpoOmo-a5U/s1600/peanut+butter+jelly+propose.gif)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 29, 2013, 01:20:17 AM
Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 29, 2013, 07:32:19 PM
Banned for implying that peanut butter and jelly can have relationships. They're not human, for crying out loud!

Banned for being insensitive to alternative relationships.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: ilyazhito on November 29, 2013, 08:43:31 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 29, 2013, 08:50:22 PM
Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 29, 2013, 08:51:02 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 29, 2013, 08:51:47 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 29, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Banned for assuming someone supports homosexual relationships.

Banned for getting in there b4 me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 29, 2013, 08:52:57 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 29, 2013, 08:57:24 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 29, 2013, 09:01:11 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on November 29, 2013, 09:02:56 PM
Banned for supporting alternative relationships- and for secretly supporting homosexual relationships.

Banned for coming out of the closet.

Banned for banning someone for coming out of the closet.

Banned for not staying in your closet.

Banned for suggesting I stay in the closet when I'm already out.

banned for getting out of your closet, you could also join j michael under his rock.

Banned for suggesting I stay with J Michael under his rock when I have my own rock.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on November 30, 2013, 05:24:45 PM
Banned for not offering your rock to me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on November 30, 2013, 05:34:32 PM
Banned for wanting his rock when God should be the only rock you need!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 02:08:16 PM
Banned for being a rolling stone.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: dcommini on December 01, 2013, 03:39:38 PM
Banned for being a rolling stone.

Banned for inability to get no satisfaction
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 03:41:17 PM
Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 01, 2013, 04:45:08 PM
Banned for thinking life is about satisfaction.

Banned for not realizing that you can be Stratusfied even in this life. Stratusphere Yoga For Men DVD (http://trishstratus.com/shop/dvds/) still in stock!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 04:46:54 PM
Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 01, 2013, 04:55:02 PM
Banned for thinking I want to watch Joe Carter perform yoga.

Banned for thinking that the guy is the reason you'd be watching it.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 04:58:07 PM
Banned for wanting to buy a DVD with him in it just because it's "For guys", when it is perfectly fine to get another of her DVDs with just her in it.  I know my reasons for watching it.  :)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 01, 2013, 05:00:36 PM
Banned for not realizing that the "for guys" one is meant for beginners, whereas the other one is more intermediate. My downward dog would looks like a stiff plank, so there's no way I'm doing intermediate.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on December 01, 2013, 05:31:33 PM
Banned for not realizing that the "for guys" one is meant for beginners, whereas the other one is more intermediate. My downward dog would looks like a stiff plank, so there's no way I'm doing intermediate.

Banned for being bad at yoga.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 05:36:00 PM
Banned for being better at...what is it?  Oh yeah!  Stretching.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 01, 2013, 06:33:59 PM
Banned for doing Yoga with a guy under a rock in a closet.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 01, 2013, 09:08:28 PM
Banned for spying on my brother-in-law.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 04, 2013, 07:05:17 PM
Banned for hating Bond.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 04, 2013, 07:09:17 PM
Banned for enjoying being bound in bonds when Jesus offers freedom...
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 08:13:33 AM
Banned for not converting James Bond to the Holy Orthodox Church.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 11:15:54 AM
Banned for not converting James Bond to the Holy Orthodox Church.

Banned for not converting your Confederate currency to U.S. dollars.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on December 05, 2013, 11:27:22 AM
Banned for bringing up the Confederacy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 11:27:59 AM
Banned for bringing up the Confederacy.

Banned for trying to hide the Confederacy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
Banned for playing hide and seek with the Confederacy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on December 05, 2013, 11:34:49 AM
Banned for not playing hide and seek, you poor, fun-deprived person.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 11:35:19 AM
Banned for playing hide and seek with the Confederacy.

Banned for shunning our game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 01:10:05 PM
Banned for shunning the unbelievers of games.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 01:16:09 PM
Banned for shunning the unbelievers of games.

Banned for playing the banning game.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 01:20:17 PM
Banned for gaming hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 01:28:47 PM
Banned for gaming hypocrisy.

Banned because I'm in a banning mood.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 01:29:23 PM
Banned for not having a mood ring.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 01:35:46 PM
Banned for not having a mood ring.

Banned for not seeing my preshhhhhhhhus invisible mood ring.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 01:42:26 PM
Banned for allowing Sauron to see us all because of your negligence.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 01:45:33 PM
Banned for allowing Sauron to see us all because of your negligence.

Banned for being Sauron.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 01:47:24 PM
Banned for holding on to the ring.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 02:11:13 PM
Banned for holding on to the ring.

Banned for ring-a-ding-ding.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 02:23:51 PM
Banned for talking smut, Sinatra style.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 02:33:21 PM
Banned for talking smut, Sinatra style.

Banned for (not) talking scat, Fitzgerald style.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 02:54:46 PM
Banned for Shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wop, Scat-a-tat-tat.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2013, 02:57:56 PM
How lucky can one guy be
I banned you and you banned me
Like the fella once said
I'll keep bannin' till I'm dead!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 03:00:12 PM
Banned for AABB.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2013, 03:01:35 PM
The forum was completely black
I banned you and you banned back
Like the sailor said, quote:
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 03:07:17 PM
Banned again for AABB.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2013, 03:13:41 PM
(come on guys, I'm running out of lyrics here...)

My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning
My bans are gonna be... beautiful!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 03:24:06 PM
(come on guys, I'm running out of lyrics here...)

My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning
My bans are gonna be... beautiful!

Banned for a deficiency of lyrics.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2013, 03:27:26 PM
Master of bans, I'm pulling your strings,
Twisting your posts and smashing your dreams,
You ban me again and we'll all hear you scream,
Banned. Banned!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 03:38:55 PM
Master of bans, I'm pulling your strings,
Twisting your posts and smashing your dreams,
You ban me again and we'll all hear you scream,
Banned. Banned!

Banned for not getting engaged and posting your banns.

But your ability to rhyme is greater than mine.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 05, 2013, 03:42:44 PM
I'm cheating. Or borrowing. Either way, for my last ban of the day, I choose you, Jay Michal!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 03:47:40 PM
Banned for not being a politician by actually admitting to cheating.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 04:13:53 PM
Banned for not being a politician by actually admitting to cheating.

Banned for banning an honest man.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 05, 2013, 04:21:57 PM
Banned for mentioning virtues.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 05, 2013, 04:45:18 PM
Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 05, 2013, 06:58:21 PM
Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: wainscottbl on December 06, 2013, 12:15:02 AM
Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.

Banned for thinking virtuous and virtually are virtually the same thing.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 06, 2013, 02:52:30 PM
Banned for mentioning virtues.

Banned virtually.

Banned for being virtuous.

Banned for thinking virtuous and virtually are virtually the same thing.

Banned because it's Friday.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 06, 2013, 02:55:52 PM
Banned for not waiting 'til tomorrow.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on December 06, 2013, 03:01:21 PM
Banned for not waiting 'til tomorrow.

Banned for banning. Thou shalt not ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 06, 2013, 03:04:06 PM
Banned for commanding.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on December 06, 2013, 03:05:51 PM
Banned for disobedience.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 06, 2013, 03:24:05 PM
Banned for pretenses.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 06, 2013, 03:27:07 PM
Banned for pretenses.

Banned for not being clairvoyant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 06, 2013, 03:41:39 PM
Banned fo knowing I was going to ban.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 06, 2013, 03:57:12 PM
Banned fo knowing I was going to ban.

Banned for dropping an "r".
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 06, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
Banned fo sho, coz that's wat i do!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: chrevbel on December 06, 2013, 06:05:18 PM
Banned simply for being in the wrong thread at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 07, 2013, 12:39:23 PM
Banned for being right.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 07, 2013, 05:20:38 PM
Banned for being right.

Banned for being left.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 09, 2013, 07:45:08 AM
Banned for anarchy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 09, 2013, 03:05:59 PM
Banned for being political.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Alpo on December 09, 2013, 03:51:41 PM
Banned for being political.

Banned for losing all your teeth.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 09, 2013, 04:00:29 PM
Banned for implying with your avatar/personal text that sleeping is a first world problem.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 09, 2013, 04:29:58 PM
Banned for implying with your avatar/personal text that sleeping is a first world problem.

Banned for making me sleepy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: chrevbel on December 09, 2013, 05:17:29 PM
Banned for posting after being banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 09, 2013, 05:35:45 PM
Banned for posting after being banned.

Banned for posting ineffectual bans.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: chrevbel on December 09, 2013, 06:14:20 PM
Banned for posting ineffectual bans.
Banned for using eleven-letter words in a six-letter word world.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 08:04:29 AM
Banned for six-letter hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 10, 2013, 08:05:52 AM
Banned for mentioning six-letter hypocrisy when you have a six-syllable signature.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 08:19:09 AM
Banned for equating syllabry with letters; and for making me count early in the morning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 10, 2013, 03:06:30 PM
Banned for equating syllabry with letters; and for making me count early in the morning.

Banned for counting and thinking it counts for something; and for making up words.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 04:11:40 PM
Banned for not having the controlling countastic creativity concerning logorrhea.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 10, 2013, 04:40:33 PM
Banned for not having the controlling countastic creativity concerning logorrhea.

Banned for ???, just banned
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 07:02:53 PM
Banned for emoticon abuse.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 10, 2013, 07:26:41 PM
Banned for emoticon abuse.

Banned for saying I caused the emoticon to be confused, when it was really you.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 10, 2013, 07:28:49 PM
Banned for emoticon abuse.

Banned for saying I caused the emoticon to be confused, when it was really you.

Banned for confusing me, and I'm not an emoticon.  (Well, I don't think I am, anyway.  Am I?)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 07:29:25 PM
Banned for not being an emoticon living under a rock.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 10, 2013, 07:32:41 PM
Banned for not being an emoticon living under a rock.

Banned for confirming that I'm not an emoticon.  Thank you, thank you, God bless you!  And banned for glancing a lot at your hands (which is weird)(especially when taken out of context).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 07:35:08 PM
Banned for not thanking me three times (and for editing a ban)(which is weird).
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 10, 2013, 07:36:50 PM
Banned for not thanking me three times.

Banned for coveting thanks.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 10, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
Banned for thanking a known coveter.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 10, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
Banned for not giving thanks .
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 11, 2013, 07:43:15 AM
Banned for not being on the Mayflower.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 11, 2013, 07:59:18 AM
Banned from this forum so you can go spend more time with your cats
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on December 11, 2013, 10:54:52 AM
Banned for suggesting that anyone who is not a 40+ single woman should spend time with cats.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 11, 2013, 11:43:01 AM
Banned for thinking I'm a crazy cat lady.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on December 11, 2013, 12:04:31 PM
Banned for thinking I'm a crazy cat lady.

Banned for banning me when you should ban Asteriktos.  he was the one who suggested you go spend time with your cats, which is inappropriate since I knew you were not a single 40+ woman.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 12:21:21 PM
Banned for being a Dr., Rdr.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 11, 2013, 02:49:47 PM
Banned for J.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 02:56:40 PM
Banned 925 times.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 11, 2013, 02:57:39 PM
But a ban ain't one.

Banned for counting that high.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 03:06:36 PM
But a ban ain't one.

Banned for counting that high.

Banned for confusing me.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on December 11, 2013, 03:08:24 PM
Banned for posting under the influence and getting confused.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 03:16:29 PM
Banned for posting under the influence and getting confused.

Banned for being largely influential.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on December 11, 2013, 03:20:16 PM
Banned for inflating my ego.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 03:29:49 PM
Banned for inflating my ego.

Banned for being inflatable.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 11, 2013, 04:03:22 PM
Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 04:13:38 PM
Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 11, 2013, 05:30:32 PM
Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.

Banned for not picking up the elderly.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 11, 2013, 05:33:08 PM
As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned thee from this thread.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 11, 2013, 05:33:47 PM
As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned you from this thread.

Banned for waxing poetic and not your legs.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 11, 2013, 05:34:51 PM
Banned for quoting what I had written before I did my edit!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on December 11, 2013, 05:52:06 PM
Banned for not being clairvoyant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 11, 2013, 06:21:36 PM
Banned for believing in clairvoyance.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: biro on December 11, 2013, 07:24:45 PM
Banned for believing in clairvoyance.

Banned because there is no person named Clair Voyant, and there should be.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Sinful Hypocrite on December 11, 2013, 08:25:26 PM
Banned for wishing for Clair Voyant.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 08:16:53 AM
Banned for Clair and not Clarice.  Tell me, Clarice– have the lambs stopped screaming?
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 11:08:51 AM
Banned for making hearing lambs scream.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 11:27:27 AM
Banned for not making lamb kebab halabi. 
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on December 12, 2013, 11:30:17 AM
Banned for suggesting someone cook instead of ordering out like the rest of us 'Mericans.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 11:32:36 AM
Banned for suggesting ordering out when some of us 'Mericans are too broke for that.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: scamandrius on December 12, 2013, 11:36:32 AM
Banned for not having enough $.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 11:51:23 AM
Banned for not having enough $.
Banned for banning poor folk.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 02:27:35 PM
Banned for the revolution.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 02:51:29 PM
Banned for the revolution.

Banned for spinning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 02:52:25 PM
Banned for spanning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 12, 2013, 02:53:21 PM
Spanned for bamming.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 02:54:07 PM
Binned for spamming.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 02:59:34 PM
Bunned rof lysdexic spleening.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 03:01:56 PM
Banned for unnecessary excision of spleens.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 12, 2013, 03:08:39 PM
Summarily banned forthwith for lack of concision whilst making a ban upon this person heretofore referred to as J Michael, even though we have as of yet been unable and/or unwilling to make an attempt at confirming or verifying identity of said user at this point in time.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: hecma925 on December 12, 2013, 03:09:11 PM
Banned for legalese-ish jargon.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: brastaseptim on December 12, 2013, 04:54:10 PM
Banned for not using proper jargon when banning.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: chrevbel on December 12, 2013, 05:03:28 PM
Banned for a ban that doesn't include the letter m.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 12, 2013, 05:05:51 PM
Today's secret word is... BAN!   AHHHHHHHHH!

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/453566/Pee+Wee+Herman.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on December 12, 2013, 05:16:40 PM
Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.
Banned for banning Ban.  (Do elephants sweat, er perspire, uh...glow?)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: Asteriktos on December 12, 2013, 05:36:51 PM
Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: J Michael on December 12, 2013, 05:38:47 PM
Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)
Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: elephant on December 12, 2013, 05:39:58 PM
Ray Banned.



Title: Re: Ban the person above
Post by: biro on December 12, 2013, 05:40:05 PM
Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!