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Title: URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 09, 2003, 11:42:58 PM
A new Pope has been elected...

Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:43:43 PM
I'm going to give the EP a run for his money.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:47:42 PM
Check out the new sig...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Bogoliubtsy on December 09, 2003, 11:49:33 PM
Vagante Christianity.net

Quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in months.
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 09, 2003, 11:50:46 PM
Thanks Your Holiness Pope Ephrem
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Linus7 on December 09, 2003, 11:51:46 PM
Awesome!

Cardinal Ratzinger, eat your heart out!  ;)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on December 09, 2003, 11:51:54 PM
yall are just sick sick sick!! ;D:D
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 09, 2003, 11:52:10 PM
Where's Seraphim Reeves when you need him!?!!?!?
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 09, 2003, 11:53:00 PM
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.  

Man, just no love for a long-suffering servant eh your All-Holiness?  :P
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Byzantino on December 09, 2003, 11:53:53 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All hail Pope Ephrem!

Tu es Petrus....
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Anastasios on December 09, 2003, 11:59:30 PM
here is the new church logo
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:00:13 AM
I'm going to make the Orthodox here in North Carolina mad!!

Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on December 10, 2003, 12:07:45 AM
Heretics !!!

 LOTR - Its the Return of the King !
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:07:53 AM
Here we go...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:10:22 AM
Hey, I didn't give you autocephaly yet!  You did not approach Our All Holy Throne beseeching autocephaly from Our All Holy Generosity.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:11:05 AM
That is because you are a GRACELESS HERETIC!

Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: amhalaba on December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM
::) LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY ;D
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM
I broke off because you were teaching Monophysitism.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:12:41 AM
Schism, schism!  See, all, how the nefarious one spits in the face of his father!  Anathema sit, anathema sit!!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on December 10, 2003, 12:17:04 AM
The entire forum is under house arrest for the inhalation  of cannabis sativa, return to your assigned barracks.

Master and Commander of the Far Side.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:18:51 AM
LOL!!

On a sad note, I don't think this thread is going to be as successful as the thread with H.H. Bartholomew and the sheep...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Linus7 on December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D

Title: Stepping out on a limb...
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:20:38 AM
hahah
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Anastasios on December 10, 2003, 12:21:21 AM
No, I am the emperor!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:21:46 AM
I think that Pope is the only one guilty of the inhalation of cannabis sativa...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:21:50 AM
Not according to the latest picture I posted...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on December 10, 2003, 12:23:34 AM
Need I say more ?

JB
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Anastasios on December 10, 2003, 12:25:02 AM
this is too much fun. it is interfering with my studies ;)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:25:47 AM
You're telling me.  This is MUCH BETTER than reading Aristotle!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:26:50 AM
Yea I'm supposed to be studying microecon!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on December 10, 2003, 12:28:17 AM
LOL, its the FASTING !!!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:31:12 AM
LOL
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:31:22 AM
I sure hope someone doesn't find a canon against silliness during fasting periods.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Linus7 on December 10, 2003, 12:32:26 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)

Good habit. That, Bitburger, and Pilsner Urquell are among my very favorites.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:34:10 AM
That photo was fabricated by enemies of Our All Holy Throne.  We have, in Our All Holy Justice, condemned him to the dungeons of everlasting hell.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Robert on December 10, 2003, 12:38:27 AM
Night ya'll it's been fun :)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Anastasios on December 10, 2003, 12:41:59 AM
well robert is a pagan
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 12:43:13 AM
Metropolitan Bellarmine has been deposed for apostasizing from the faith.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 10, 2003, 12:56:23 AM
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)

Okay I think I need to go to confession now.   :o

Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 01:03:30 AM
PHANAR IN EXILE, NEW YORK (AP) - Metropolitan David of Greenville was consecrated in the final hours of 9 December 2003 in order to replace the fallen Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park, who left the bosom of our communion for the heresy of the Sikhs.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 10, 2003, 01:09:10 AM
(http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/newboard/attachments/Robert_Singh.jpg) and (http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~gleffler/daler1.gif)

Coincidence?  I think not!!!  

Tunak Tunak Tun!!!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 01:12:26 AM
Daler Mehndi looks better.  And less like an apostate of hell.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 01:13:00 AM
How sad is the fall of Bellarmine...
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 10, 2003, 01:13:03 AM
A stoned apostate of hell at that. :)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 10, 2003, 01:23:27 AM
(http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/newboard/attachments/dustinwithcrown.jpg)

When I look at this photo of Dustin, and the innocent grin on his face, I can't help but think of the Mikey kid from Life cereal commercials.

Schismatic 1:"Hey, I need to be a priest in that new splinter sect schisming from the national church. Who can I get to ordain me?"
Schismatic 2:"Mikey'll do it.  Mikey'll ordain anybody!"
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 10, 2003, 01:24:42 AM
ROFL!!!  Dusty'll do it.  Dusty'll ordain anybody!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on December 10, 2003, 02:21:03 AM
Look what the $49.95 Miter did for these two gentlemen:

(http://www.taoofdave.com/clipart/oc.net/MetDustinArchRobert.jpg)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: prodromos on December 10, 2003, 03:35:16 AM
Notice the icon of Panagia weeping in the background.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Keble on December 11, 2003, 09:45:54 AM
Collegiality, my brother, collegiality. . . .
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Mor Ephrem on December 11, 2003, 10:38:34 AM
My Synod condemned that man as a graceless heretic a long time ago... :P
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Keble on December 11, 2003, 11:50:20 AM
My Synod condemned that man as a graceless heretic a long time ago... :P

My synod can beat up anathematize your synod-- they just don't feel like it.  :P :P :P
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: MsGuided on December 11, 2003, 03:09:29 PM
I HAVE THAT BOOK!  ;)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on January 03, 2004, 06:38:58 AM
Back to the top!  It's time to inject more fun in the forum!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on January 03, 2004, 01:59:10 PM
david are you saying I'm no fun??
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 02:49:31 PM
That is a question that needs no answer ;D
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on January 03, 2004, 02:57:48 PM
My water heater just went kaboom, 29 degrees outside , no showers or shaving till late Monday, maybe time for a beard.

Guess we will heat water on the stove to bathe 3 week old Michael.

james
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Father Peter on January 03, 2004, 03:05:20 PM
29 degrees centigrade or fahrenheit?
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 03:06:34 PM
Ain't life wonderful
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on January 03, 2004, 03:15:30 PM
Jakub: oh just heat some water on the stove. :) Do it the old fashioned way :)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 03:21:28 PM
hey Man ;D

that's exactly what Jakub said - now then pay attention in future :o
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on January 03, 2004, 03:24:27 PM
slave: he said that for the babe.  I'm talking about the shaving! ;D  

We lived in a 28 room farm house for years.  The bathroom was a 1940's addition.  3 outside walls on the WEST face of the house.  It didn't matter how hot we had the hotwater tank - the pipes would ALWAYS freeze.  It was just easier to heat the water on the stove and carry it in for baths.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 03:29:41 PM
Under those circumstances why bother shaving - go Orthodox !! :P :P
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on January 03, 2004, 03:31:59 PM
slave: I keep a neat goatee.  a full beard and I look either like grizzly adams or Al Boreland
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 03:33:20 PM
Got a photo ;) ?
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 03:34:15 PM
Actually there 's something wrong with this thread - it is not a proper OCNet thread
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Vicki on January 03, 2004, 03:35:14 PM
Wait! Alcohol! WHAT were we thinking!
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on January 03, 2004, 04:02:46 PM
I'm retired so the old white hairs can grow, does anybody really enjoy shaving ?

The temp is farenheit in the Kalifornian high desert, 1st landing site of the Space Shuttles .

james
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 04:07:39 PM
Hmm a bit chilly then - we are at 6 degrees C but it feels like 1 - so the official weather forecast says ;)
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Father Peter on January 03, 2004, 04:09:38 PM
Yes its been pretty bitter down here in the south, we went to the coast for a run out and needed our coats and hats and scarves and gloves. Have you had snow yet where you are in Scotland? My wife's family in Stirling and Falkirk had a wee bit a few days ago.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Br. Max, OFC on January 03, 2004, 04:43:10 PM
slave: I have a few.  I don't usually allow them to be taken, but there are a few in existance.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 04:51:18 PM
Br Max,

Ah now come on - I posted my stupid dog's photo cause you like dogs , and goodness knows how I managed that, [ being as how I am not exactly computer literate ;)]
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 04:55:19 PM
Sub Deacon Peter,

I've seen a few flakes of snow in Tynron when I go down to drive - but none as yet here in Glasgow. So far they have not shut the snow gates up North. It may be cold , we may have had lots of rain , we have had gales - but snow  now that is still missing [ and long may that continue ]
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Vicki on January 03, 2004, 04:59:47 PM
Anhelyna: Should it snow...break out the whisky. Should it not snow...break out thw whisky.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: the slave on January 03, 2004, 05:19:35 PM
or the Port ;D like now
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Father Peter on January 03, 2004, 05:28:10 PM
Nice pint of caffrey's on the go here.
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: Jakub on January 03, 2004, 05:28:30 PM
And Br. Max said I had a alcohol problem !

Maybe we need a topic board for spirits & food.

james

ps I posted that story link for the newest Passion commentary , ck it out while sipping yer ...............
Title: Re:URGENT NEWS!!
Post by: David on January 03, 2004, 10:47:19 PM
Jakub,

I enjoy shaving, but then again I use a straight razor so my shaves are more luxurious than what you would get with a Mock-3.  :)