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Title: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 20, 2008, 09:56:49 PM
Hey Guys!  ;D


Would any of you ever date an ex-con? If so, what illegal actions of their past would bother you the least?


Myrrh23
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 20, 2008, 09:59:12 PM
If so, what illegal actions of their past would bother you the least?

Attempted conspiracy to solicit jaywalking.


P.S.  If you really want to know what's in GiC's past, just ask him. ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 20, 2008, 10:06:46 PM
LOL, Veni! No fair!  ;D

I think certain indecency charges would bother me the least--like, being charged with indecency because you wore your jeans "too below" your butt...

Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: GabrieltheCelt on February 20, 2008, 10:32:58 PM

P.S.  If you really want to know what's in GiC's past, just ask him. ;)
LOL :D


I think certain indecency charges would bother me the least--like, being charged with indecency because you wore your jeans "too below" your butt...

-Uncharitable comments towards those who wear their britches past their butts removed.- GtC
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 20, 2008, 11:26:08 PM
I bet GIC's only crime has to do with putting political cartoons into peoples' mailboxes...just like a Jehovah's Witness!  ;)

Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: scamandrius on February 21, 2008, 12:58:29 AM
Would any of you ever date an ex-con? If so, what illegal actions of their past would bother you the least?

Maybe. (Hey, I'm not perfect and I'll take what I can get  :)).  What crimes would bother me the least?

Income tax evasion (not really a crime in my book; lousy feds!)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: livefreeordie on February 21, 2008, 01:13:15 AM
I work with cons and ex-cons every week.  I would be careful. Crime and prison teach you to be a very good liar and it's an addiction that is hard to turn off.  Convicts lose control of their life to the legal system, and lying and manipulation is something they perfect in order to feel they have some sense of control.  Even the best intentioned guys I've worked with have/will lie to me and others without so much as a blink.

So anyway, God forgives, but if you want to date a convict, be careful.  I wouldn't recommend dating a con unless he's been out of prison at least 3-5 years and has shown him self to be stable, trustworthy, and reformed.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: GiC on February 21, 2008, 05:03:50 AM
Hey Guys!  ;D


Would any of you ever date an ex-con? If so, what illegal actions of their past would bother you the least?


Myrrh23

Treason, espionage, political assassination...in fact, I'd probably find these to be turn ons in a woman. ;D
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 21, 2008, 09:37:31 AM
Treason, espionage, political assassination...in fact, I'd probably find these to be turn ons in a woman. ;D

So basically, you're after one of the evil Bond girls.
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: TinaG on February 21, 2008, 09:52:28 AM
Treason, espionage, political assassination...in fact, I'd probably find these to be turn ons in a woman. ;D

Sounds too Bourne for me.  In my more radical days, I'd say it would have to be international shipping law violations that would really flip my skirt - you know, Greenpeace ships vs. Japanese whalers.

Myrrh23- no particular reason, but just why are you asking us this?  If you have to get our opinion about dating an ex-con, you are contemplating something that you have doubts about.  Just don't put yourself in a situation that is dangerous, unhealthy or will make you compromise your judgment and self-worth.  Just a warning from someone who's been there, some relationships will stay in your mind for a lifetime, so make wise choices now.  
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: GiC on February 21, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
So basically, you're after one of the evil Bond girls.

You wouldn't find me (or probably any straight man, for that matter) complaining about their criminal record or anything else. ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: TinaG on February 21, 2008, 11:59:37 AM
You wouldn't find me (or probably any straight man, for that matter) complaining about their criminal record or anything else. ;)

What is this - guys go for the Bad Girls.  You know they just break your heart in the end (after they take your money, your identity and your pride).
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: scamandrius on February 21, 2008, 02:15:43 PM
What is this - guys go for the Bad Girls.  You know they just break your heart in the end (after they take your money, your identity and your pride).

but you really enjoy the ride!  ;D ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: TinaG on February 21, 2008, 02:24:58 PM
but you really enjoy the ride!  ;D ;)

WE GOT THE POWER BABY - POWER!
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 21, 2008, 08:45:27 PM
Oh, I'm not interested in dating any ex-cons. I don't even have one interested in me. I only have two college classes this semster, and a lot of time on my hands.  ;D
Nah, I'm interested in a certain guy with brown hair, brown eyes, and sarcastic wit. His name escapes me just now, but I think it has an H and an S in it... :P  ;)

Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: scamandrius on February 21, 2008, 08:45:50 PM
WE GOT THE POWER BABY - POWER!

And it is still my belief that women lost a great amount of power when they got the right to vote.  After that they couldn't effectively use sex as a weapon.  But I know that power extends well beyond politics.
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: scamandrius on February 21, 2008, 08:46:59 PM
Oh, I'm not interested in dating any ex-cons. I don't even have one interested in me. I only have two college classes this semster, and a lot of time on my hands.  ;D
Nah, I'm interested in a certain guy with brown hair, brown eyes, and sarcastic wit. His name escapes me just now, but I think it has an H and an S in it... :P  ;)

I fit that description (mostly).  Perchance you don't mean me, do you? :D
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 21, 2008, 08:49:20 PM
Nah, I'm interested in a certain guy with brown hair, brown eyes, and sarcastic wit. His name escapes me just now, but I think it has an H and an S in it... :P  ;)

*quickly checks letters in name*

Phew, I'm safe.  No H's or S's here.
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 21, 2008, 08:51:40 PM
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I fit that description (mostly).  Perchance you don't mean me, do you?

No, but you know what they lay about Lay's Potato Chips: You can never have just one!
(balances on her Bad Girl black high heels)  ;)

No, Veniamin...but there's an m in your online name and an m in my online name...must be DESTINY!! I'll get the wedding rings and the tazer.... ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 21, 2008, 08:59:21 PM
No, but you know what they lay about Lay's Potato Chips: You can never have just one!
(balances on her Bad Girl black high heels)  ;)

No, Veniamin...but there's an m in your online name and an m in my online name...must be DESTINY!! I'll get the wedding rings and the tazer.... ;)

Here's a little anti-stalker math for ya:  concealed handgun > tazer  :P

Not that I need to defend myself in this case.  My fiancee is tiny, but fierce; when she catches wind of this, you'll be gracing every milk carton in sight. :laugh:
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 21, 2008, 09:06:52 PM
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My fiancee is tiny, but fierce; when she catches wind of this, you'll be gracing every milk carton in sight.

LOL! I'll just eat a banana and throw the peel in front of her path when she comes after me! BWAHAHAHAHA! ;D
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 21, 2008, 09:09:25 PM
LOL! I'll just eat a banana and throw the peel in front of her path when she comes after me! BWAHAHAHAHA! ;D

Now, now, what would GiC think if you did something like that?
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 21, 2008, 09:23:43 PM
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Now, now, what would GiC think if you did something like that?

He'd probably think, "MAN, I need to get this to YouTube!"  ;)
Either that, or he'd be thinking we need to try the stunt with different varieties of bananas, in the name of Science, of course!  ;D
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Veniamin on February 21, 2008, 09:27:25 PM
He'd probably think, "MAN, I need to get this to YouTube!"  ;)
Either that, or he'd be thinking we need to try the stunt with different varieties of bananas, in the name of Science, of course!  ;D

I shudder to think of the children that will come of this pairing.  It will surely be a sign of the Apocalypse.
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 21, 2008, 09:33:43 PM
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I shudder to think of the children that will come of this pairing.  It will surely be a sign of the Apocalypse.

LOL! I'll have to remember to look up a good plastic surgeon in Hollywood...you know..to hide the 666 mark on the kids.
You should be hopeful! GIC and I will give you The Mardi Gras of the End Times Parade...and then comes Jesus and the Kingdom Float!  ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 25, 2008, 02:24:41 AM
Gawd, GIC is something else.... ;) ;D
(laughs a Pee-Wee Herman laugh)

I'm loving this board more and more.... ;)
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: GiC on February 25, 2008, 03:03:46 AM
'Something else' to be sure. :D
Title: Re: ex-cons
Post by: Myrrh23 on February 25, 2008, 03:18:28 AM
(purrs happily)  ;)