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« Reply #1845 on: March 31, 2014, 11:50:01 AM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily
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« Reply #1846 on: March 31, 2014, 12:16:14 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?
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« Reply #1847 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17:51 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?

Apostasized Andrew?
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« Reply #1848 on: March 31, 2014, 12:19:50 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?

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One of the defining characteristics of Herman is his zeal for tradition coupled with hypocrisy.
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« Reply #1849 on: March 31, 2014, 12:21:36 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?

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One of the defining characteristics of Herman is his zeal for tradition coupled with hypocrisy.


Ah.  I was under the impression that HH tries to do everything by the book to a fault.
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« Reply #1850 on: March 31, 2014, 12:24:56 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?

Apostasized Andrew?
One of the defining characteristics of Herman is his zeal for tradition coupled with hypocrisy.


Ah.  I was under the impression that HH tries to do everything by the book to a fault.
That, too, can be true.

Herman is good about calling many things Corban if it suits him.
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« Reply #1851 on: March 31, 2014, 12:27:35 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.
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« Reply #1852 on: March 31, 2014, 12:29:39 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.
Or hyperdoxy holds others to a higher standard than one holds himself.
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« Reply #1853 on: March 31, 2014, 12:31:43 PM »

The second you start disassembling the joke and analysing it...


is when it ceases to be at all funny.



Y'all would analyze a brown paper bag if you could....
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« Reply #1854 on: March 31, 2014, 12:34:04 PM »

The second you start disassembling the joke and analysing it...


is when it ceases to be at all funny.



Y'all would analyze a brown paper bag if you could....

Sorry, I was trying to analyze why it wasn't funny.
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« Reply #1855 on: March 31, 2014, 12:35:25 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.
Or hyperdoxy holds others to a higher standard than one holds himself.

OK I get that. A feature of hyperdoxy is certainly picking out the mote in your brother's eye.
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« Reply #1856 on: March 31, 2014, 01:13:48 PM »

-Insists women wear headcoverings to church "for modesty's sake"

-Views pornography daily

Good, but isn't this a better fit for Cradle Christopher?

Apostasized Andrew?

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« Reply #1857 on: March 31, 2014, 09:17:35 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.

Hermanology.  I never thought I'd live to see it. 
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« Reply #1858 on: March 31, 2014, 09:47:53 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.

Hermanology.  I never thought I'd live to see it. 
Oh, I suspect we could take it to Talmudic levels if we so chose.
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« Reply #1859 on: April 01, 2014, 08:45:50 AM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.

Hermanology.  I never thought I'd live to see it. 

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« Reply #1860 on: April 05, 2014, 01:41:03 PM »

There are different kinds of hypocrisy. One kind is where someone practices the opposite of what he preaches; the other kind is where he conveniently tailors his preaching to fit with his practice. The former is just run-of-the-mill sinfulness that we all possess; the latter is true Pharisaism, where you avoid the spirit of the law by hiding behind the letter.

I doubt HH would ever say that pornography was acceptable, so I don't think agabus' post really expressed the essence of hyperdoxy. If he came up with some Jesuitical argument for why pornography was allowed, e.g. there is no canon against it or he doesn't masturbate while viewing it, that would be more like him.

Hermanology.  I never thought I'd live to see it. 
Oh, I suspect we could take it to Talmudic levels if we so chose.
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« Reply #1861 on: April 10, 2014, 11:44:55 PM »

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« Reply #1862 on: April 11, 2014, 02:54:02 PM »

The second you start disassembling the joke and analysing it...


is when it ceases to be at all funny.



Y'all would analyze a brown paper bag if you could....

Recently I observed myself observing myself.
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« Reply #1863 on: April 11, 2014, 02:55:47 PM »

The second you start disassembling the joke and analysing it...


is when it ceases to be at all funny.



Y'all would analyze a brown paper bag if you could....

Recently I observed myself observing myself.

What were your observations?
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« Reply #1864 on: April 12, 2014, 01:06:12 PM »

"Who is your favorite Greek god?"

Jesus.

I don't understand this "joke", Jesus wasn't born in Greece and He spoke Aramaic.



/facepalm, did I just make myself a hyperdox!?
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« Reply #1865 on: April 12, 2014, 03:32:35 PM »

"Who is your favorite Greek god?"

Jesus.

I don't understand this "joke", Jesus wasn't born in Greece and He spoke Aramaic.



/facepalm, did I just make myself a hyperdox!?

LOL. Yes, unto the ages of ages.
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« Reply #1866 on: April 12, 2014, 03:33:33 PM »

"Who is your favorite Greek god?"

Jesus.

I don't understand this "joke", Jesus wasn't born in Greece and He spoke Aramaic.



/facepalm, did I just make myself a hyperdox!?

LOL. Yes, unto the ages of ages.
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« Reply #1867 on: April 12, 2014, 09:43:27 PM »

"Who is your favorite Greek god?"

Jesus.

I don't understand this "joke", Jesus wasn't born in Greece and He spoke Aramaic.



/facepalm, did I just make myself a hyperdox!?

Who is the God of the Greeks?
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