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Offline Sethrak

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access the Political and Private boards
« on: June 10, 2018, 05:09:39 PM »
Are we permitted access to the Political and Private Board ~ if so how do we do that ~ I don't see them listed ```

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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2018, 05:37:54 PM »
Are we permitted access to the Political and Private Board ~ if so how do we do that ~ I don't see them listed ```

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PM Fr. George to request access, they'll be invisible to you until you do. http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=755
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2018, 05:40:53 PM »
It’s easy to gain access to these forums, in nine simple steps. 1. Locate the key on your keyboard containing the “~” symbol. 2. With a flathead screwdriver, pry it from the keyboard. 3. Place it on the ground and stomp on it. 4. Stomp on it some more. 5. Cover it in a mound of small, dry twigs. 6. Douse the mound with lighter fluid. 7. Set the mound ablaze. 8. Collect the ashes and carry them into a remote cavern in the forested mountains, where dangerous beasts are known to dwell, and scatter them at the entrance. 9. Private message Fr George for admission to the private forums.
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2018, 06:05:22 PM »
Volnutt ~ thanks ```

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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2018, 06:18:32 PM »
No prob
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2018, 07:03:23 PM »
There is a 30-day waiting period, before you are allowed. During this time, you should keep all of the fasts (and feasts!). Remember to re-apply after 30 days. Only kidding about the other stuff. I don't know the rules.
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2018, 07:12:52 PM »
It’s easy to gain access to these forums, in nine simple steps. 1. Locate the key on your keyboard containing the “~” symbol. 2. With a flathead screwdriver, pry it from the keyboard. 3. Place it on the ground and stomp on it. 4. Stomp on it some more. 5. Cover it in a mound of small, dry twigs. 6. Douse the mound with lighter fluid. 7. Set the mound ablaze. 8. Collect the ashes and carry them into a remote cavern in the forested mountains, where dangerous beasts are known to dwell, and scatter them at the entrance. 9. Private message Fr George for admission to the private forums.

10.  Be sure to include photo documentation of the ashes with your request.
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2018, 07:46:51 PM »
It’s easy to gain access to these forums, in nine simple steps. 1. Locate the key on your keyboard containing the “~” symbol. 2. With a flathead screwdriver, pry it from the keyboard. 3. Place it on the ground and stomp on it. 4. Stomp on it some more. 5. Cover it in a mound of small, dry twigs. 6. Douse the mound with lighter fluid. 7. Set the mound ablaze. 8. Collect the ashes and carry them into a remote cavern in the forested mountains, where dangerous beasts are known to dwell, and scatter them at the entrance. 9. Private message Fr George for admission to the private forums.

I think you forgot a step before number 9:  Purchase a new keyboard.
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2018, 11:37:52 PM »
I fully support adding Sethrak to the politics and private fora. He would make a great addition.
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Re: access the Political and Private boards
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2018, 11:18:44 AM »
Merci frère Rohzek ```

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