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A debate is raging within the Russian Orthodox Church over whether a priest’s blessing caused a weather satellite to crash into the Atlantic this week.

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The popular theologian Andrei Kurayev said on Tuesday that the archbishop who blessed the satellite before its launch should be held accountable for its fate.

“It is very strange that the church seemingly offers services but is never held liable for the quality of these services,” he said in an interview with the Govorit Moskva radio station.

https://themoscowtimes.com/news/Orthodox-church-officials-defend-colleague-over-ill-fated-satellite-blessing-59740

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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2017, 12:44:03 PM »
First they should investigate whether the satellite's crashing was a ritual murder.
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2017, 12:50:16 PM »
First they should investigate whether the satellite's crashing was a ritual murder.

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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2017, 12:54:03 PM »
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2017, 01:09:10 PM »
First they should investigate whether the satellite's crashing was a ritual murder.
ritual crash rather
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2017, 02:05:06 PM »
Well that's an awfully stupid statement. The Archbishop is invoking God's blessing. Andrei Kurayev might as well be asking that God be held responsible, and so far all attempts to get God to show up at a trial have been unsuccessful.
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2017, 05:51:40 PM »
First they should investigate whether the satellite's crashing was a ritual murder.

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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2017, 03:09:31 PM »
are they worried about the holy water? what is the real story behind this
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2017, 03:32:19 PM »
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2017, 01:43:46 AM »
Next time, make sure to also bless the rocket used to launch the satellite in orbit.
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Re: Orthodox Church Divided Over Priest's Ill-Fated Satellite Blessing
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2017, 02:14:56 AM »
Start putting a 100% money-back guarantee on services.
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