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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2018, 03:53:27 PM »
i font like harry potter it leads people to the Wicca faith and to practice sorcery and witchcraft

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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2018, 09:57:51 PM »
Demon owls luring children to satanism.
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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2018, 08:55:48 AM »
Demon owls luring children to satanism.

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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2018, 12:55:35 PM »
The Harry Potter books should be read in the following order:

1. Redwall
2. Pages 126-233 of Harry Potter IV
3. The Hobbit until you get to the dragon
4. ASCII art depicting Cary Fischer's final moments
5. The eagles scene from Lord of the Rings overlayed with the intro music from Star Trek: First Contact
6. Harry Potter I, just the childhood abuse scenes
7. Lavar Burton's autobiography, read while glancing at a poster of wonder woman and an IDF recruitment pamphlet
8. The train scenes from the Narnia series
9. Rowling's tweet where she makes Harry and Hermione get together
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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2018, 02:55:16 PM »
The Harry Potter books should be read in the following order:

1. Redwall
2. Pages 126-233 of Harry Potter IV
3. The Hobbit until you get to the dragon
4. ASCII art depicting Cary Fischer's final moments
5. The eagles scene from Lord of the Rings overlayed with the intro music from Star Trek: First Contact
6. Harry Potter I, just the childhood abuse scenes
7. Lavar Burton's autobiography, read while glancing at a poster of wonder woman and an IDF recruitment pamphlet
8. The train scenes from the Narnia series
9. Rowling's tweet where she makes Harry and Hermione get together

Wait, when do you read the comments she made about Johnny Depp? From what I've read on Twitter that's the most important stuff she's said in the last decade ???
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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #50 on: Yesterday at 10:00:25 PM »
Finished Goblet of Fire a few hours ago.  Next is Order of the Phoenix.  I hope I can read that in a week.

I wish I read these books when they were released.  My own hubris and incorrect assumptions kept me from reading them.  Plus, back then, I could read an entire book in 1-2 nights.


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Re: Retraction of all bad things said about Harry Potter
« Reply #51 on: Yesterday at 11:32:19 PM »
Finished Goblet of Fire a few hours ago.  Next is Order of the Phoenix.  I hope I can read that in a week.

I wish I read these books when they were released.  My own hubris and incorrect assumptions kept me from reading them.  Plus, back then, I could read an entire book in 1-2 nights.

Quit flagellating yourself, it's only a mediocre fiction series. I'm glad you like it, but sheesh...
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