My favorite funny quotes:
"It's not about how smart you are (insert my real name), it's about how dumb everyone else is"
-My friend, to me
"(insert my real name), you are a lazy piece of s***"
-The very same friend, to me
"(Insert my real name), you have your own gravitational force"
-My physics/chemistry teacher, to me
"Shut up, (insert my real name)"
-My physics/chemistry teacher, to me, after I said absolutely nothing
"Life s**ks and then you die"
-my physics/chemistry teacher, on life in general
"Listen kid, I still think you're a jerk"
-OC.net poster, to meMy favorite serious quotes include:
"Jesus said unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes unto the Father, but by me."
"These things I have spoken to you, that in me you might have peace. In the world you shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world."
"And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst."
"Then spoke Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that follows me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
Our Lord's words, especially those in St. John's Gospel, are such an inspiration for me.